# Fuck F\*ck.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846 "2012-06-30T20:42:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/21 "2012-07-01T01:33:01Z")

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> [@Enuma\_Elish](#):
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> Booger!!!

Hey, be careful. They have fired radio DJs for saying that you know.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/22 "2012-07-01T01:34:33Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Do I mind self-censoring?
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> He\*\* no!!

Please, mr. crude man… Don’t you mean H E double hockey sticks!?

ETA: I agree whole-heartedly with the OP.  
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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/23 "2012-07-01T02:34:06Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Do I mind self-censoring?
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> He\*\* no!!
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> (Of course I censored “Heck no” as I don’t believe in swearing; even in my own head.)

Thanks for your two c\*nts.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/24 "2012-07-01T02:36:29Z")

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> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> I just want to take this opportunity to say:  
> _ **FUCK** _ you people who can’t take seeing swear words.

I love your moxy, goddamit!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/25 "2012-07-01T02:38:27Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> Hey, be careful. They have fired radio DJs for saying that you know.

All the sudden, I lost my appetite for this sandwich, and I can’t remember why.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/26 "2012-07-01T02:48:52Z")

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Fcuk.

Shti, aas, dcik, cnut. Ccok. Puusy.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/27 "2012-07-01T04:24:51Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Thanks for your two c\*nts.

You’re _very_ welcome!

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/28 "2012-07-01T07:06:42Z")

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A lot of newsblog comment sections automatically reject comments with explicit swears, so people self-censor enough to sneak it under the radar.

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/29 "2012-07-01T14:10:59Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Fcuk.
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> Shti, aas, dcik, cnut. Ccok. Puusy.

Actually, I 'm quite fond of that first one, although here in the states [their stores](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Connection_%28clothing%29#Controversial_Branding) got a lot of complaints about the signage…

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/30 "2012-07-01T14:18:34Z")

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Vehement Maledictions!!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/31 "2012-07-01T14:23:33Z")

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Just wanted to chime in and say I almost fell over laughing the first time I heard someone exclaim _“Fuck you, you fucking fucks!”_. 😃

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/32 "2012-07-01T14:33:04Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> … you’re annoying me in a very trivial way.

Mission accomplished, then! 😛  
😃

(and yes, I do this sometimes not because I can’t stand seeing or using swear words, but because I think putting in that asterisk makes the swear word stand out a bit more. Or in other words, it grabs your attention. Which (it’s probably safe to say) is equivalent to “it annoys the shit\* out of you”)

- Or should that have been sh\*t? whatever…

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/33 "2012-07-01T15:34:06Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> Vehement Maledictions!!

that made me snicker but I am easy to amuse.

smeg!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/34 "2012-07-01T16:11:29Z")

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> [@postcards](#):
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> Actually, I 'm quite fond of that first one, although here in the states [their stores](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Connection_%28clothing%29#Controversial_Branding) got a lot of complaints about the signage…

Yeah, I saw an amusing cartoon of a lout in a FCUK sweatshirt standing bemusedly in a waxworks looking at an effigy of a Viking guy captioned “CNUT”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/35 "2012-07-01T20:14:43Z")

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I admit it, I self-censor on Facebook. The only reason why is my Grandma’s on Facebook, dude. My Grandma and a shit ton of overproductive mothers. It’s ridiculous, but it’s a little convention I’ll follow because it’s not worth the hassle.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/36 "2012-07-01T21:03:57Z")

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Yeh, I rarely swear at all on Facebook, just for that reason. Self-censoring is perfectly fine for that. My MIL would have a conniption if she knew how much I swore. Although, shit, damn and ass are usual exceptions.

But I still wouldn’t post, “F\*ck the traffic today!” I’d just type ‘fuck’.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/37 "2012-07-02T01:27:50Z")

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W_ll, if it’s g **ng to a** oy pe_pl\*…

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/38 "2012-07-02T03:10:09Z")

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Asterisks do kinda look like buttholes, don’t they? \*

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/39 "2012-07-02T04:15:00Z")

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Azz.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-f-ck/626846/40 "2012-07-02T04:20:32Z")

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You can also tell when someone says fuck on TV even if they bleep it, doesn’t mean it’s not more acceptable to bleep it than not (even on cable, where they don’t technically have to).

Silly? Sure. Oh well, life is full of silly.

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