# Fuck Facebook's so called "one day" suspensions **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474 "2016-05-23T19:00:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/1 "2016-05-23T19:00:01Z")
Due to garden variety chickenshit, Facebook suspended me for “one day” Saturday, notifying me that forbidden content had been removed and asking me to certify other content as permitted. OK, great. But when it came time for the ban to lift Sunday, _they asked me to certify my content **again** _, then extended the ban one _more_ day - then _waited_ to start the countdown until this (Monday) morning. How the fuck does one day’s suspension become three when I can’t even post? There’s no new offending content! Anybody else ever have to put up with this crap? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/2 "2016-05-23T19:17:55Z")
Never happened to me, and I think I cross the good taste line sometimes. What did you get slapped for? ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/3 "2016-05-23T19:37:14Z")
I better go and delete some shit then … ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/4 "2016-05-23T19:47:50Z")
So, FB finally cracking down on dick pics? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/5 "2016-05-23T19:55:50Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Never happened to me, and I think I cross the good taste line sometimes. > > What did you get slapped for? GIS _Alfred Cheney Johnston_. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/6 "2016-05-23T20:12:13Z")
Titty pics, then? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/7 "2016-05-23T20:21:03Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > GIS _Alfred Cheney Johnston_. Seriously? Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/8 "2016-05-23T20:23:07Z")
Say what? ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/9 "2016-05-24T00:36:12Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > GIS _Alfred Cheney Johnston_. Shocking I say … shocking … I guess I need to delete a few more things … ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/10 "2016-05-24T14:24:10Z")
Photos of Ziegfeld Follies showgirls? Did they consider them obscene? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/11 "2016-05-24T15:14:48Z")
Anyone willing to elaborate for those of us who don’t want that GIS on our computers? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/12 "2016-05-24T15:18:46Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Anyone willing to elaborate for those of us who don’t want that GIS on our computers? Tasteful burlesque pics with an occasional butt cheek or nipple. ---
**Author:** ![Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eugene_of_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-facebooks-so-called-one-day-suspensions/755474/13 "2016-05-24T15:35:01Z")
Well, you know what they say about the Peter Principle … Suckaberg will be out of a dynasty in a few years. Think MySpace. And he will have to have invested wisely. At least they don’t charge you for this nonsense.