# Fuck Hamas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 27, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867 "2008-12-27T19:30:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/261 "2008-12-28T17:08:56Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> Who broke the ceasefire. Israel or Hamas?

Not surprisingly, both sides claim that the other did- Hamas says that Israel didn’t stop the blockade as accorded, Israel that it was doing so when Hamas started launching again.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/262 "2008-12-28T17:09:25Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> In ISRAEL. When have Israeli attacks against Palestinian civilians ever stopped Palestinian violence against Israeli civilians?

Recently worked up in Lebanon.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/263 "2008-12-28T17:12:46Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> Are you saying that if somebody came up with the

Is **Brian Ekers** saying he would really go stand in front of the Knesset? If his question as purely hypothetical, then I’d have no problem holding a sign in front of Hamas, as long as he really kept up his end.

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> I have a hard time believing that anyone would take such a serious risk.

I’d be fine.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/264 "2008-12-28T17:13:49Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> Recently worked up in Lebanon.

Is Lebanaon part of Israel?

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/265 "2008-12-28T17:15:16Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Is Lebanaon part of Israel?

Is Gaza part of Israel ?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/266 "2008-12-28T17:18:56Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> Is Gaza part of Israel ?

Sort of.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/267 "2008-12-28T17:23:34Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Sort of.

In that case, how about the West Bank?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/268 "2008-12-28T17:31:37Z")

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> [@bdgr](#):
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> And I believe (although there is argument) that it was done with the idea of it saving American lives in excess of the lives it cost.

Not only **American** lives. At the time, the Japanese government was drilling the general population (men and women) as a militia for a last-ditch defense against an expected Allied invasion of the Home Islands, and since there were not enough rifles to go around, they were drilling with spears. Imagine how **that** would have played out! :eek:

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/269 "2008-12-28T17:34:40Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> It worked for Gandhi.

Gandhi was fortunate in his enemies, the Brits being so obsessed with convincing themselves they were doing the right thing. If India had been a German or a Dutch or a French colony, Gandhi would have quietly disappeared early in his career.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/270 "2008-12-28T17:34:45Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> In that case, how about the West Bank?

Depends on who you ask. The settlers seem to think it’s part of Israel.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/271 "2008-12-28T17:45:40Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Depends on who you ask. The settlers seem to think it’s part of Israel.

Well my point was that previous responses of the like towards Gaza have worked in the West Bank. Its relatively peaceful in that region.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/272 "2008-12-28T18:17:29Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Depends on who you ask. The settlers seem to think it’s part of Israel.

So? Let them think what they want. Israel left Gaza of its own free will, and the vast majority of Israelis are glad we did it.

I’m not surprised to see you repeating the Palestinian canard that Israel still rules Gaza. I just hope you understand the reasoning behind it; namely, that the Palestinians don’t really want independance. Being independant means being responsible for your own actions, and that’s the last thing they want. They’d rather have someone - anyone - other than themselves to blame.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/273 "2008-12-28T18:32:23Z")

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> [@bdgr](#):
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> So Israel is a lot cleaner in all of this

You think so because you’re taking as a truth the following part of your post :

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> Israel gave the palestinians the option to stay, but they chose to leave because they thought the neighbors would murder the jews and give them the land the jews legally owned..at the time.

And a lot of people would strongly disagree that this an accurate report of what happened.  
An alternate view is :

Extremist Jewish groups deliberately planned a terror campaign so that Palestinians would flee lands that could then be seized.  
Another view would be :

Civilians flew in droves a war zone, as civilians usually do, and the victorious side decided to seize the vacant properties rather than letting the legitimate owners come back.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/274 "2008-12-28T18:33:54Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> So? Let them think what they want. Israel left Gaza of its own free will, and the vast majority of Israelis are glad we did it.
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> I’m not surprised to see you repeating the Palestinian canard that Israel still rules Gaza. I just hope you understand the reasoning behind it; namely, that the Palestinians don’t really want independance. Being independant means being responsible for your own actions, and that’s the last thing they want. They’d rather have someone - anyone - other than themselves to blame.

It’s hard to argue that Israel doesn’t rule Gaza when it still controls air, water and borders, and controls access to external resources. Israel may not technically _govern_ Gaza anymore, but they still _control_ it.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/275 "2008-12-28T18:39:41Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Traditionally, the Gandhis, Dr. Kings and Mandelas of the world all come from the “weaker” side of the conflict. If the Palestinians produce their own Gandhi we’ll have something to talk about.

Again, what makes you believe that Israel will stay the stronger side forever?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/276 "2008-12-28T18:50:16Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> Again, what makes you believe that Israel will stay the stronger side forever?

Because the moment we stop being strong, we’re dead. I can assure you that my nation’s conquerors will not be nearly as polite as yours.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/277 "2008-12-28T19:05:04Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> It’s hard to argue that Israel doesn’t rule Gaza when it still controls air, water and borders, and controls access to external resources. Israel may not technically _govern_ Gaza anymore, but they still _control_ it.

You think we want that? Believe me, the moment the Gazan start showing more interest in living their own lives than in ending ours, we’ll leave them the hell alone. Why do you think we left there in the first place?

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**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/278 "2008-12-28T19:20:53Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> You think we want that? Believe me, the moment the Gazan start showing more interest in living their own lives than in ending ours, we’ll leave them the hell alone. Why do you think we left there in the first place?

Maybe you should do more than that. Maybe you should force all Jewish settlers to leave Gaza. Being composed of reasonable human beings, Hamas will surely appreciate this and stop launching attacks from Gaza.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/279 "2008-12-28T19:22:50Z")

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/280 "2008-12-28T19:45:13Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Are you paying the expenses?

I’ll consider it if you’ll take out a big life insurance policy with me as beneficiary.

(Well, not really, since I have no particular desire to go to Israel, let alone to prove a point)

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