# Fuck Hamas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 27, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867 "2008-12-27T19:30:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 33

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**Author:** ![Carol\_Stream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@Carol\_Stream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_Stream)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/641 "2009-01-04T19:49:36Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> Here’s a video of a demonstration which apparently took place yesterday in the Netherlands:
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> [http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlHPPO25nM&feature=related](http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlHPPO25nM&feature=related)
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> Anyone want to guess that that means in English?

I believe it’s “Hamas, Hamas, Jews to the gas!”

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**Author:** ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/642 "2009-01-04T21:46:35Z")

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You really are all idiots.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/643 "2009-01-04T23:28:57Z")

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No, I’m an asshole, and so’s my wife!

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/644 "2009-01-04T23:31:54Z")

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> [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](#):
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> You really are all idiots.

Yo’ Mama sucks pickled eggs, then tongue-kisses you.

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**Author:** ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/645 "2009-01-05T07:14:56Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> Yo’ Mama sucks pickled eggs, then tongue-kisses you.

I like pickled eggs.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/646 "2009-01-05T08:29:21Z")

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> [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](#):
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> I like pickled eggs.

You win. 😃

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**Author:** ![vaguepretension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ba8739/32.png) [@vaguepretension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vaguepretension)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/647 "2011-11-03T03:09:38Z")

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i don’t give a fuck how hamas feels about their situation, there is never an excuse to kill innocent civilians just to make a point. since when did terrorism become a legitimate, accepted form of protest?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/648 "2011-11-03T03:12:43Z")

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One good thing about zombie suicide bombers is they’re already dead.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/649 "2011-11-03T05:41:30Z")

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Lots of banned people in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/650 "2011-11-03T13:36:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “ **I don’t understand what the issue is** ”

Or how to read post dates.

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**Author:** ![tagos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/651 "2011-11-03T14:45:52Z")

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zombie thread, let it die. post deleted

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/652 "2011-11-03T18:22:33Z")

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> [@vaguepretension](#):
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> since when did terrorism become a legitimate, accepted form of protest?

Since politicians held their jobs at the pleasure of their constituency. When the people get tired of their leaders failing to take steps to ensure their safety, the people select new leaders. Terrorism exploits this dynamic in an attempt to blackmail politicians into granting their wishes. It’s an easier sell in a democracy where replacement happens in a polling booth, than in a dictatorship where violent overthrow is the election process.

Evidently, it is quite acceptable when living conditions make death a pretty good alternative to the status quo.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/653 "2011-11-03T21:19:46Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Lots of banned people in this thread.

I hope they have a great horn section.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/654 "2011-11-04T10:22:22Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> I hope they have a great horn section.

The great horned banned?

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**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/655 "2011-11-05T19:46:26Z")

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Religion is a plague upon humanity.

I disagreed with the Taliban when they destroyed those Buddhist statues in Afghanistan, but in a way they had the right idea. Destroying every religious site on the planet would be a good start towards ensuring world peace.

Nuking Jerusalem, Mecca and Medina tomorrow would pay off in the long run. Nothing of value would be lost, and all of these religious cretins would have no reason to fight anymore, so they wouldn’t be able to drag the sane people of the world into their crappy and stupid conflicts about whose imaginary friend is better.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/656 "2011-11-05T19:56:48Z")

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Spoken like a true vengeful deity!

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/657 "2011-11-05T20:41:54Z")

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> [@Molesworth\_2](#):
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> Nuking Jerusalem, Mecca and Medina tomorrow would pay off in the long run. Nothing of value would be lost, and all of these religious cretins would have no reason to fight anymore, so they wouldn’t be able to drag the sane people of the world into their crappy and stupid conflicts about whose imaginary friend is better.

I don’t know about Mecca and Medina, but Jerusalem also has some pretty good restaurants.

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hamas/478867/658 "2011-11-05T21:35:40Z")

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> [@Molesworth\_2](#):
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> Nothing of value would be lost, and all of these religious cretins would have no reason to fight anymore, so they wouldn’t be able to drag the sane people of the world into their crappy and stupid conflicts about whose imaginary friend is better.

First of all, why would Muslims, Christians or Jews have “no reason to fight” if those cities were destroyed.

Secondly, what makes you think that would actually end fighting.

The overwhelming majority of conflict isn’t due to religious ideologies but secular ones as the victims of both Hitler and Stalin can testify to.

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