# Fuck Hillary Clinton **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998 "2008-05-20T18:11:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/101 "2008-05-23T00:58:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Fuck Hillary Clinton . Not if you paid me. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/102 "2008-05-23T01:24:43Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] What do Hillary, Dubya, and croutons have in common? They’re all toast. [/QUOTE] I thought he was cleverly calling Dubya a “cretin”, as in “maroon” for “moron”. I’m overthinking this, aren’t I? ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/103 "2008-05-23T01:38:54Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] . Not if you paid me. [/QUOTE] I don’t know, I bet she’s real aggressive in the sack. Granted, it would have been a more inviting prospect five or six years ago, when she was legitimately MILF-y. [sub]This message brought to you by The Coalition For Judging Women Solely on the Basis of Their Physical Appearance From Now Until The End of Time.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/104 "2008-05-23T20:40:50Z")
It gets better and better: [Hillary Brings Up Assassination Issue](http://www.nypost.com/seven/05232008/news/nationalnews/why_hill_wont_drop_out__bobby_kennedy_wa_112232.htm) Responding to calls for her to drop out, why did she mention RFK? “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it.” ---
**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/105 "2008-05-23T20:46:20Z")
> [@Hillary Clinton](#): > > Robert Kennedy got assinated in June . . . . . . so, I’m hanging around, hoping history repeats itself. When it does, I’ll be there to take the nomination. She has lost it. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/106 "2008-05-23T20:59:56Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it.” [/QUOTE] Even putting the RFK reference aside, there is a significant difference between the 1992 primary season and the 2008 primary season, namely that there hasn’t been a California-level primary since California! And that was on Super Tuesday this year, in early February. It’s one thing to say “Wait until June” when there are 300+ delegates still at stake. It’s another thing entirely to say “Wait until June” when there are less than 100 and your opponent leads you by 159. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/107 "2008-05-23T21:14:15Z")
[QUOTE=shelbo] . . . so, I’m hanging around, hoping history repeats itself. When it does, I’ll be there to take the nomination. [/QUOTE] Y’know, people have been saying she’s going to drag this mess into the convention, but if the above really is her justification, then she’ll be making noise from the sidelines until the _election._ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/108 "2008-05-23T21:32:25Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Y’know, people have been saying she’s going to drag this mess into the convention, but if the above really is her justification, then she’ll be making noise from the sidelines until the _election._ [/QUOTE] She’ll be at the inauguration trying to wrestle the microphone away from him. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/109 "2008-05-23T21:34:47Z")
I think this will sink her. Couple the outrageousness of tacitly hoping your opponent gets offed so you can grab the nom with the upcoming 40th anniversary of Bobby’s assassination AND Ted Kennedy just having been diagnosed with a horribly lethal brain tumor and you have an unforgivable crossing of lines. ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/110 "2008-05-23T21:37:52Z")
Jesus on a fucking dinosaur! I tried to defend her tactics at first, but this is too much. Hey, lady in yellow pantsuit-- you’re done. Clap, clap, point, point; go home. Ftr, I have raised the assasination issue on these boards, but that was in concerns of possible situations, one being her as VP\*. She raises the issue, but openly calls it an opportunity for her. For fucks sake what is wrong with her? \*eta: When I did raise the issue about her, I would have never considered that she would agree with such a thing! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/111 "2008-05-23T22:19:31Z")
[QUOTE=shelbo] . . . so, I’m hanging around, hoping history repeats itself. When it does, I’ll be there to take the nomination. She has lost it. [/QUOTE] True. Questions of tact and taste aside, she’s basically admitting the only reason she’s hanging around is the hope she’ll get the nomination by default. ---
**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/112 "2008-05-23T22:24:04Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] It’s one thing to say “Wait until June” when there are 300+ delegates still at stake. It’s another thing entirely to say “Wait until June” when there are less than 100 and your opponent leads you by 159. [/QUOTE] No kidding. Clinton’s whole “every vote counts” schtick is getting pretty old. Early on, when she thought she was a foregone conclusion, she couldn’t have cared less about “every vote”. But now that she’s desperate… Sometimes I think [The Onion](http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/desperate_hillary_to_obama?utm_source=onion_rss_daily) hits a little too close to home. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/113 "2008-05-23T23:23:45Z")
**To Hillary** So subtle the end of the Clinton Days and here I am a Clintonaire Where can I spend all these dirty Bills ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/114 "2008-05-24T07:35:48Z")
I hope Hillary runs as an independent ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/115 "2008-05-24T15:13:02Z")
Me too, I’d like to see her humiliate herself even further. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/116 "2008-05-24T16:46:37Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] I hope Hillary runs as an independent [/QUOTE] Are you that eager for a McCain presidency, then? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998/117 "2008-05-24T17:09:24Z")
At the rate she’s burning bridges, I wonder how much influence she’ll be allowed to keep in the Senate, given that as a second-term Senator a lot of her influential positions were gifts from the Dems because she was seen as so powerful and so good for the party. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/449998.md?page=5)