# Fuck Hillary Clinton!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 5, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424 "2019-12-05T20:23:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/81 "2019-12-06T22:39:18Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I’m fucking voting for Cleetus Encephalitis the Blind Amelus Leper if that’s who’s running against Trump, ffs.

Exactly.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/82 "2019-12-06T22:45:20Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> It doesn’t matter if he personally has.
> 
> **Many of his supporters certainly have and are not shy about voicing them, which we’ve all been learning and re-learning for years** is not a great thing in the internet age.
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> And that’s kind of the point. There’s a lot of tu quoque and in-fighting, and it’s counterproductive to the larger goal. I’ll credit most of his supporters with not doing so, but it’s the squeakiest wheels that are getting most of the oil.  
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Yes, and we ALL saw it for ourselves.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/83 "2019-12-06T22:50:32Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I fully agree. I don’t see any Democrat who I’m really enthused about this year. But no matter which of them - Sanders, Biden, Warren, Buttigieg, or one of the others - they will have my full support and I will vote for them on Election Day. Because I don’t want another four years of Trump and that should be our focus. I’ll vote for Bloomberg if it comes down to that.

I want Warren actually.  
I can’t stand Bloomberg. He is just another lousy billionaire buying “vanity posts” in office and wanting to order the peasants around. Stop and frisk, Slushy sizes, salt allowable on pretzels etc etc etc bullshitt while he was Mayor in NYC. Fuck him. **But if he gets his nasty foot in the door, AT LEAST he isn’t Trump.**

As for Sanders, I’m not crazy about him, but even if it were COLONEL Sanders, **AT LEAST he isn’t Trump.**

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/84 "2019-12-06T23:14:48Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> … And then she lost a crap load of states by a handful of votes. …

Please introduce me to this dictionary in which “crapload” encompasses “three”. Three out of fifty-one.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/85 "2019-12-06T23:36:53Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Please introduce me to this dictionary in which “crapload” encompasses “three”. Three out of fifty-one.

Perhaps he owns a very small bucket.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/86 "2019-12-07T16:15:43Z")

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He doesn’t take any shit! Well, not much.

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**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/87 "2019-12-07T16:41:11Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Makes me wonder what their cut is off the top?

Zero, dumbass. It’s a legitimate charity.

You can look at [her tax returns](https://www.taxnotes.com/presidential-tax-returns) all the way back to 1993 I think.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/88 "2019-12-07T16:48:19Z")

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> [@Lance\_Turbo](#):
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> Zero, dumbass. It’s a legitimate charity.
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> You can look at [her tax returns](https://www.taxnotes.com/presidential-tax-returns) all the way back to 1993 I think.

Because the Clintons actually _have_ money. Many millions of legitimate wealth, not billions in shuck-and-jive, unlike America’s bigliest phony.

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/89 "2019-12-07T17:18:53Z")

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> [@Lance\_Turbo](#):
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> Zero, dumbass. It’s a legitimate charity.
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> You can look at [her tax returns](https://www.taxnotes.com/presidential-tax-returns) all the way back to 1993 I think.

And, if you’re interested in genuinely critiquing the foundation, [here’s their financial reports](https://www.clintonfoundation.org/about/annual-financial-reports). Easy to find, available to the public.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/90 "2019-12-07T19:29:01Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> She failed us. She spent too much time in California and New York building up the biggest margin of victory in California in American History. It’s not that she couldn’t have won, she just didn’t spend a lot of time in those swing states.

I can’t necessarily disagree with this portion of your post. The whole notion that she was going to somehow expand the map and run up the score after the convention was just a colossal strategic error on her part. She also paid dearly for Robby Mook’s decision to live and die with data when she should have been out in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan shaking hands. Turns out, her campaign died with that data, and on the state level, it turned out not to be great data.

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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/91 "2019-12-07T20:04:55Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Two years and three months ago: [In Her New Book ‘What Happened’, Hillary Clinton Blames Many for Defeat. Including Herself](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/her-new-book-what-happened-hillary-clinton-blames-many-defeat-n799611).

Gee, it’s almost like sexism, Republican AND far left smear campaigns of decades’ duration, Russian interference, and all that media bullshit—“Her voice is shrill!”------don’t exist. That was also the year of the predator, where several media figures that slammed her were revealed as sexist assholes or outright predators. Remember Lauer fawning over Trump then attacking Hillary over emails? Then there’s basically _everybody_ at Fox except for Shep Smith.

Get back to me when media types treat Sanders’ heart attack as seriously as they took Hillary’s cold, or when they slam that lying old fuck for _his_ hair and all the shady shit the media keeps giving him a pass on.

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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/92 "2019-12-07T20:06:25Z")

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> [@steveg1](#):
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> i want warren actually.  
> I can’t stand bloomberg. He is just another lousy billionaire buying “vanity posts” in office and wanting to order the peasants around. Stop and frisk, slushy sizes, salt allowable on pretzels etc etc etc bullshitt while he was mayor in nyc. Fuck him. **but if he gets his nasty foot in the door, at least he isn’t trump.**
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> as for sanders, i’m not crazy about him, but even if it were colonel sanders, **at least he isn’t trump.**

fuck yes this right here dammit.

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**Author:** ![MortSahlFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MortSahlFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MortSahlFan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/93 "2019-12-07T20:15:54Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> Wow. Screw her. Sanders might have lost to her if she was playing fair, but then again, he might not have. Now she whines about it and tries to torpedo his campaign? No wonder – she’s there for the plutocrats, not for us. And Sanders is the only one who seems serious about going after them, so no wonder she’s against him.
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> Clinton is an example of the left trying to beat the right at their own game. Not only is that a losing proposition – even if she wins, it’s only the lesser of two evils. The Democratic party can’t make the mistake of nominating someone like her again, or Trump will win a second term.

Hillary isn’t left, or even close to it. I’m glad she lost.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/94 "2019-12-07T20:22:23Z")

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> [@Lance\_Turbo](#):
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> Zero, dumbass. It’s a legitimate charity.
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> You can look at [her tax returns](https://www.taxnotes.com/presidential-tax-returns) all the way back to 1993 I think.

We are STILL waiting to see Trump’s returns. I wonder f the amounts will be in dollars or rubles. And Trump was barred from running “charities” after he got caught conning and stealing from a charity for CHILDREN wth cancer.

> **[How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business](https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/06/how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/#38a5bcac6b4a)**
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> Donald Trump is one of the least charitable billionaires in the
> world. Eric Trump is far more altruistic. In a clash of values, the
> president directed hundreds of thousands of dollars from his
> son's kids-with-cancer foundation into his company...

How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business

> **[Judge orders Trump to pay $2 million for misusing his foundation](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/judge-orders-trump-pay-2-million-misusing-his-foundation-n1078306)**
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> The money raised "was used for Mr. Trump’s political campaign and disbursed by Mr. Trump’s campaign staff," the judge noted.

Judge orders Trump to pay $2 million for misusing his foundation  
The money raised “was used for Mr. Trump’s political campaign and disbursed by Mr. Trump’s campaign staff,” the judge noted.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/95 "2019-12-07T20:23:00Z")

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> [@MortSahlFan](#):
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> Hillary isn’t left, or even close to it. I’m glad she lost.

Yeah, Trump is soo much better at Presidenting than Hillary would have been!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/96 "2019-12-07T20:26:01Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Yeah, Trump is soo much better at Presidenting than Hillary would have been!
> 
> CMC fnord!

He is the biggest and best Russian asset we’ve ever had in the White House. His boyfriend Putin must be so happy.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/97 "2019-12-07T20:45:28Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> He is the biggest and best Russian asset we’ve ever had in the White House. His boyfriend Putin must be so happy.

Trump invented rain! Did Hillary? I think not!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/98 "2019-12-07T20:47:31Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Trump invented rain!
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> CMC fnord!

And he flushes the toilet 10 to 15 times because he has the biggest, the best, the most beautiful perfect turds.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/99 "2019-12-07T21:55:09Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> And he flushes the toilet 10 to 15 times because he has the biggest, the best, the most beautiful perfect turds.

And the resemblance! How sad it must make him to bid them farewell.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-hillary-clinton/844424/100 "2019-12-07T22:01:51Z")

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