# Fuck it all

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 3, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976 "2019-04-03T13:33:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/61 "2019-04-04T14:37:29Z")

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Is the OP even a real doctor?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/62 "2019-04-04T15:00:55Z")

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[Here’s Jimmy and Bunk using it once every 7.4 seconds and still getting their point across.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY_EN4Maobc) (minor nudity, may not be SFW)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/63 "2019-04-04T17:31:45Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> That’s really a nice comprehensive list you have there. Would you mind if I printed it off? That may come in handy for future reference  
> ETA, I just read your link. I still need the list…

Go ahead and print that fucker out.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/64 "2019-04-04T17:36:51Z")

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> [Here’s Jimmy and Bunk using it once every 7.4 seconds and still getting their point across.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY_EN4Maobc) (minor nudity, may not be SFW)

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![TimfromNapa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@TimfromNapa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimfromNapa)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/65 "2019-04-05T19:18:41Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Indeed.

Fuck, fuck, fuck you fucking fuckers  
Fuck, fuck, fuck your fucking selves  
You so mother-fucking suck  
It’s yourselves that you should fuck  
Fuck yourselves you fucking fuckers  
Then fuck off

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**Author:** ![GuyTanzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@GuyTanzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyTanzer)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/66 "2019-04-06T01:14:35Z")

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Where are Terrance and Philip when you really need them?

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/67 "2019-04-06T07:12:08Z")

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Seen [that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrizW4QQTC0)…

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/68 "2019-04-06T12:25:07Z")

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> [@tricoteuse](#):
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> I think the right medication would be great for DrFidelius. I recommend Fuckital.

That’s irresponsible. Best practice is to work up to Fuckitol\* over time. Start him on [_Darnital_](https://www.customdakotas.com/forums/attachments/picture-media-post/3447d1265581825-old-dakota-chop-other-art-darnital-proof.jpg) for two weeks, then introduce [_Damnital_](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAHlVNw65I3JzwyCo-wHfyY_8BeVOslBMuEP9CR2G0_pJdJ-62) for one week, followed by low-dose, time-released _Fuckitol._

Should symptoms not clear up within a few days massive doses of Phenobarbital may be indicated.\*\*

**Fuckit** o **l\* is a registered trademark of Meh! Laboratories, Lubbock, TX. \*Fuckit** a\*\*l\* is licensed By Meh! Labs exclusively for distribution in Botswana and Luxembourg.

\*\*this is not for realz.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/69 "2019-04-06T15:51:15Z")

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> [@Dr.Strangelove](#):
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> Only 1/7 Carlins by my count. A “motherfucker” would have gotten it up to 2/7.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. There, now we’ve got all seven. 🙂

> [@GuyTanzer](#):
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> Where are Terrance and Philip when you really need them?

They told me you don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn. 😃

(Quoted them in post #14.)

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-all/831976/70 "2019-04-06T21:24:47Z")

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[quote=“RTFirefly, post:69, topic:831976”]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. There, now we’ve got all seven. 🙂  
Hey, there is a [soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lle6fpObbNc&has_verified=1)for that! 😃

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