# "Fuck it, I quit."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703 "2015-01-01T19:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/21 "2015-01-11T05:59:25Z")

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And she just got evicted from the building where her club was at. Evidently she partnered up with another group to rent a building. Her partner in this was

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> Alaska Center for Alternative Lifestyles, which includes a BDSM (bondage/discipline/sadism/masochism) leather boutique and caters to “kink education.”

It sounds like the relationships between the landlord and the Center quickly turned nasty against Greene (or Greene against the other 2) and there is another case to be heard concerning monetary damages against Greene.

> **[Marijuana activist Greene loses at eviction hearing](https://www.adn.com/anchorage/article/marijuana-activist-greene-loses-eviction-hearing/2015/01/09/)**
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> District Court Judge Pamela Washington ruled Friday that Alaska Cannabis Club owner Charlo Greene failed to provide insurance for her business, ruling instead for Greene's landlord.

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/22 "2015-01-11T16:08:45Z")

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> [@Boogly](#):
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> And she just got evicted from the building where her club was at. Evidently she partnered up with another group to rent a building. Her partner in this was
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> It sounds like the relationships between the landlord and the Center quickly turned nasty against Greene (or Greene against the other 2) and there is another case to be heard concerning monetary damages against Greene.
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> [Marijuana activist Greene loses at eviction hearing - Anchorage Daily News](https://www.adn.com/article/20150109/marijuana-activist-greene-loses-eviction-hearing)
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> [Black Friday Deals 2024's Amazon Page](http://www.alaskacommons.com/2015/01/09/alaska-cannabis-club-owner-charlene-egbe-evicted/)
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> You can’t make this stuff up.

She’s a piece of work, alright. Alaska has a history of attracting crackpots and people who think that by going there they can escape prosecution.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/23 "2015-01-11T17:05:19Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> … they can escape prosecution.

Not “prosecution”. Persecution by the Man. Freedom!! That’s what the Last Frontier really means. Or so they all say.

Full disclosure: My knowledge of Alaska is limited to one Love Boat cruise and a bunch of TV. Which really means, “I have almost none”.

It does seem appropriate that there are several “reality” shows set in AK right now. The folks seem especially “colorful”.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/24 "2015-01-11T17:41:37Z")

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Oh, you can get a free “kink education” just by reading the some of the threads here on the Dope…

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> It does seem appropriate that there are several “reality” shows set in AK right now. The folks seem especially “colorful”.

For a while there it seemed if you were a Reality TV crew, your choice every year was Alaska or “swamp”, wherever the swamp was.

I suppose the perfect reality show would be nude competitive survival junk-picking in an Alaskan swamp.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/25 "2015-01-11T18:21:29Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> I suppose the perfect reality show would be nude competitive survival junk-picking in an Alaskan swamp.

They didn’t like my idea of “Survivor: Vieques Live-Fire Range” either.  
Something about losing too much expensive camera equipment.  
**“People! Support your men and women in uniform. _Run Faster…!_”**

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/26 "2015-01-11T19:04:41Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> … For a while there it seemed if you were a Reality TV crew, your choice every year was Alaska or “swamp”, wherever the swamp was. …

Summer in Alaska, Winter in the Everglades. Not such bad duty really. People pay serious money for those vacations.

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Oh, oh, OK, Boss; you want us to shoot \*Summer \*in the Everglades & \*Winter \*in Alaska? As the thread’s theme says: Fuck it, I quit!!! Helloo Cooking Channel …

😃

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**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/27 "2015-01-11T19:26:42Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> Yes, I understand that.  
> Now, do me a favour. Say, out loud, “Fuck it, I quit”. Now say, “Fuck it, Ike Witt.”

Take up the mic at work and say Mike Hunt, Please, Mike Hunt!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/28 "2015-01-11T20:36:46Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Oh, you can get a free “kink education” just by reading the some of the threads here on the Dope…
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> For a while there it seemed if you were a Reality TV crew, your choice every year was Alaska or “swamp”, wherever the swamp was.
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> I suppose the perfect reality show would be nude competitive survival junk-picking in an Alaskan swamp.

The really stupid part about those Alaska shows is that they’re usually filmed on the outskirts of some town, so “survival” means being out of bean dip at the 7-11. There was one show several years ago that I guess didn’t make it to season two. They dropped people in several locations that were fairly remote, with very little to sustain them. They had guns and the means to make fishing lines, and some basics like a bag of potatoes, some peanut butter, etc. It wasn’t a bad show, other than some of the idiotic things these people did that jeopardized their lives. They also had a safety net  
Our standing joke whenever we saw some criminal on the lam in the lower 48 was that we’d be seeing him at Costco shortly. A significant number of criminals running from the law show up in Anchorage.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/29 "2015-01-12T03:30:48Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Any chance of her running for office? If so I may move just to vote for her.

I sure as hell wouldn’t. If it’s coming up for a vote, she threw away her job for nothing. Obviously, she can’t control her feelings/emotions/mouth. She’s unstable.

OTOH, if she’d taken her blouse off…

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-i-quit/708703/30 "2015-01-12T15:35:33Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Obviously, she can’t control her feelings/emotions/mouth. She’s unstable.

She’s young and very attractive ---- so isn’t that all kind of a given?  
\<ducks and covers\>  
😃

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