# Fuck it, I'm choking my chicken **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151 "2008-10-29T22:03:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/1 "2008-10-29T22:03:02Z")
That little bastard just struts around the coop all damn day clucking and crowing anyway. He’s destined for the stewpot and no mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/2 "2008-10-29T22:12:20Z")
I feel you. I’m having the same problem with my Bishop. Son of a bitch thinks he is God’s gift to the world. I’m thinking about flogging my bishop. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/3 "2008-10-29T22:18:17Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > That little bastard just struts around the coop all damn day clucking and crowing anyway. He’s destined for the stewpot and no mistake. Just make sure that while seasoning it you beat your meat really well. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/4 "2008-10-29T22:23:12Z")
And Other Euphemisms. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/5 "2008-10-29T22:27:34Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > And Other Euphemisms. Ok, the way you’d play that would be more along the lines of, “Man, I’ve really got to use the euphamism.” I first heard that one from some smartass form the Lollipop Guild just before he spun around on his heel and knocked me upside the head with his all-day sucker. We got into a bit of a scuffle and I ended up punching the munchkin. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/6 "2008-10-29T22:30:15Z")
It’s threads like this that really make me wrestle with my manhood. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/7 "2008-10-29T22:33:08Z")
So I’m at this Halloween party last weekend, and this jerk dressed like something of the Odyssey just takes my hat! I go to grab it back, and he won’t let go, so right there in the middle of the party I had a tug of war with cyclops. ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/8 "2008-10-29T22:43:45Z")
Somebody pull the fireman in here, this thread is hot! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/9 "2008-10-29T23:16:08Z")
BAD\*\* M **ON** KE **Y** , B **AD** M **ON** K\*\*EY! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/10 "2008-10-29T23:20:20Z")
I did a couple of pencil drawings, now I figure that was one too many. Guess I’ll just go rub one out. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/11 "2008-10-29T23:20:54Z")
> [@Pullet](#): > > Somebody pull the fireman in here, this thread is hot! You called for me? I was busy polishing the probe… ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/12 "2008-10-29T23:59:16Z")
Man this thread makes no sense whatsoever. That’s what I get, I guess. I had a rough day, I just got home and dried off, then I check the dope to see what’s going on in the world of electrons and pixel, and I find this thread which makes no sense to me at all. A weird end to a weird day. Man, that’s the last time I volunteer to wax the dolphin. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/13 "2008-10-30T00:02:45Z")
Larry King really annoys me. I have half a mind to go on his show, and right on national television, start telling the jerk King off! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/14 "2008-10-30T00:04:24Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Larry King really annoys me. I have half a mind to go on his show, and right on national television, start telling the jerk King off! Hell yeah! We won’t let him in OUR circle. Jerk! ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/15 "2008-10-30T00:18:20Z")
Is this an addition to your spuz volume thread? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/16 "2008-10-30T00:23:39Z")
I hate to bring it up, since this is just about the only thread that isn’t about the economy or politics, but I think I’m going to go shake hands with the unemployed. ---
**Author:** ![PopeJewish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@PopeJewish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PopeJewish)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/17 "2008-10-30T00:41:34Z")
this thread is all about tooting your own horn ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/18 "2008-10-30T00:56:44Z")
I’ve recently been inspired by the way that ducks, especially those with ducklings, hold themselves in arguments during Catholic religious services. I’ve decided to emulate their behaviour and start Mass debating like a mother duck. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/19 "2008-10-30T01:00:02Z")
Think I’ll go squeeze the weasel. The damn thing’s been driving me crazy! ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151/20 "2008-10-30T01:10:35Z")
> [@JustAnotherGeek](#): > > Man this thread makes no sense whatsoever. > > That’s what I get, I guess. I had a rough day, I just got home and dried off, then I check the dope to see what’s going on in the world of electrons and pixel, and I find this thread which makes no sense to me at all. A weird end to a weird day. Man, that’s the last time I volunteer to wax the dolphin. It has been a rough day, a rough week in fact. Here I am at home, relaxing in front of the computer, and I’m fucking starving. I think I’ll go into the kitchen, cut the cheese, slap the salami on a piece of white bread, relax and take a load off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it-im-choking-my-chicken/470151.md?page=2)