# Fuck it
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 1, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006 "2007-08-01T17:26:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_British_Shop_Owner)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/1 "2007-08-01T17:26:51Z")
Just ban me then, I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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### Author:  [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/2 "2007-08-01T17:30:22Z")
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Just ban me then, I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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You haven’t joined yet, right? Just stop posting, and your guest privileges will expire soon.
You could break a bunch of rules all in a row, but what would be the point?
AFAIK, posters don’t get banned upon request.
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### Author:  [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/3 "2007-08-01T17:32:08Z")
Are you all butt hurt because your stupid “Series of interesting threads” wasn’t interesting to anyone but yourself? Stop being such a fucking crybaby.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/4 "2007-08-01T17:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Just ban me then, I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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Now now, that’s not the way to get a bigger shop.
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/5 "2007-08-01T17:41:52Z")
Leaving so soon? It’s such a shame when you can’t take what you dish out. Perhaps someone pointed out that your postings are just too low-brow for comment.
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/6 "2007-08-01T17:42:28Z")
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Just ban me then, I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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You don’t get banned because your ideas are nutty. You get ignored or criticized. Sorry, you’re going to have to suffer as long as you continue to post here and don’t break the rules. Life’s a bitch, ain’t it?
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/7 "2007-08-01T17:44:42Z")
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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Honest question: You’ve done your best to do what, exactly?
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### Author:  [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/8 "2007-08-01T17:50:36Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14]
Honest question: You’ve done your best to do what, exactly?
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My guess is that it is trying to get banned so it can brag to its friends.
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### Author:  [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/9 "2007-08-01T17:55:12Z")
Come now, you shouldn’t get shepherds pie in your knickers just because no one else finds your analysis of the colors of the pigeons in Leicester Square interesting.
methinks you don’t understand the difference between a board for discussing topics and a blog to detail your thoughts at any given moment…
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/10 "2007-08-01T17:55:17Z")
Once again, you’ve picked the wrong forum. This should be in MPSIMS with the rest of the “pity poor me” threads.
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### Author:  [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/11 "2007-08-01T17:56:21Z")
Asking to be banned? How low brow.
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### Author:  [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/12 "2007-08-01T17:57:54Z")
Bye bye.
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/13 "2007-08-01T17:58:06Z")
If you had a bigger shop, we’d have paid more attention.
As an alternative to requesting a good banning, why not just…leave?
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### Author:  [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/14 "2007-08-01T17:58:45Z")
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Just ban me then, I’ve done my best and it isn’t good enough.
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This is such a waste. If I thought I was certain to be banned, i’d want to go out with a bang. Not entirely sure I could fit a break of every rule in one post, though.
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### Author:  [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/15 "2007-08-01T17:59:55Z")
This is an odd question, but has it occurred to anyone else that maybe he is small and British, but his shop is normal sized? Or he could be from France, but he owns a small British shop?
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### Author:  [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/16 "2007-08-01T18:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28]
This is an odd question, but has it occurred to anyone else that maybe he is small and British, but his shop is normal sized? Or he could be from France, but he owns a small British shop?
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The other possibility is that he comes from Small Britain rather than Great Britain.
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/17 "2007-08-01T18:07:13Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28]
This is an odd question, but has it occurred to anyone else that maybe he is small and British, but his shop is normal sized? Or he could be from France, but he owns a small British shop?
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It has in at least two other threads - but I’m not taking the time to look them up.
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### Author:  [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/18 "2007-08-01T18:09:40Z")
[QUOTE=Giles]
The other possibility is that he comes from Small Britain rather than Great Britain.
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Maybe he is sitting on a bus stop bench in Wee Britain?
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### Author:  [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/19 "2007-08-01T18:10:04Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28]
This is an odd question, but has it occurred to anyone else that maybe he is small and British, but his shop is normal sized? Or he could be from France, but he owns a small British shop?
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I too would like an answer to this.
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### Author:  [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/20 "2007-08-01T18:10:57Z")
I don’t really know or care about socks and trolls and mods and what get says on other boards.
But, if anything has ever jumped out at me as someone with a “grudge” trying to get one over on dopers, it’s you.
Of course, it looks like you were called on it from your first post here which makes you look even more retarded. And now you’re what. . .trying to save face or something? Succeed at getting banned?
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