# Fuck it

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 1, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006 "2007-08-01T17:26:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/101 "2007-08-02T15:08:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
To give him his due, he hasn’t called us a ‘hive mind’, yet, unless I missed it.  
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That’s _just_ what a member of the Hive Mind would say!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/102 "2007-08-02T15:42:16Z")

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[QUOTE=FordPrefect]  
FWIW, I have been here almost 6 years, have 4 times as many posts as you have in under 30 days. My posts rarely get acknowledged and I am probably an unknown to most here…  
[/QUOTE]

Wait, who are you again?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/103 "2007-08-02T17:03:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
Son of a bitch. You know this is the Pit, not a free-for-all. There are _rules_.  
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[Walter Sobchak]This isn’t _'Nam_, Smokey! There are rules![/Walter Sobchak]

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/104 "2007-08-02T17:07:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical]  
Wait, who are you again?

🙂  
[/QUOTE]

He’s nicely inconspicious.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/105 "2007-08-02T17:24:57Z")

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I wasn’t going to reply and just hope everyone got the “not noticeable” joke 🙂  
That’s no fun though.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/106 "2007-08-02T18:25:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
[Walter Sobchak]This isn’t _'Nam_, Smokey! There are rules![/Walter Sobchak]  
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_looks blank_ I want to laugh but I don’t get it. Who’s Smokey? Smokey the Bear?

(Did I just totally date myself?)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/107 "2007-08-02T18:28:03Z")

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It’s from _The Big Lebowski_.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/108 "2007-08-02T18:42:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]

(Did I just totally date myself?)  
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I’ve been told to fuck myself, but I’d never fuck myself before I dated myself.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/109 "2007-08-02T18:45:28Z")

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I just want to say that the mental image of a berserk John Goodman threatening Smokey the Bear with a gun in a bowling alley is exactly the sort of thing I pay my membership dues for.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/110 "2007-08-02T19:13:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
I just want to say that the mental image of a berserk John Goodman threatening Smokey the Bear with a gun in a bowling alley is exactly the sort of thing I pay my membership dues for.  
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Heh. I’m glad you enjoyed. I had the same sort of image when Little Nemo explained. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/111 "2007-08-02T19:28:14Z")

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[QUOTE=denquixote]  
You know this is tiresome. I read the guys post and frankly I agree with it. The vast majority of the subjects there are kind of lowbrow. … If the majority of the subjects were about philosophy, great 19th century composers, writers, painters, sculptors or whatever highbrow subjects might be discussed I would never have joined and certainly would never enter that site.  
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Did you read the Cafe Society thread? He admitted that he had dismissed the entire forum as being lowbrow _without actually reading any but one of the threads._ Based on the thread titles alone, he began bashing the entire forum.

When presented with a well-rounded list of thread titles, containing (as you say) writers, painters, and various highbrow subjects, he dismissed them all. Merely by looking at the titles.

It’s hard for anybody to walk away with the notion that **SBSO** is remotely interested in an honest discussion of content quality improvement when he so eagerly engages in knee-jerk dismissal of anything with an unsavory _name._

And as **SBSO** so eagerly labels, he is eagerly labeled.

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**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/112 "2007-08-02T19:36:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Fish]  
Did you read the Cafe Society thread? He admitted that he had dismissed the entire forum as being lowbrow _without actually reading any but one of the threads._ Based on the thread titles alone, he began bashing the entire forum.

When presented with a well-rounded list of thread titles, containing (as you say) writers, painters, and various highbrow subjects, he dismissed them all. Merely by looking at the titles.

It’s hard for anybody to walk away with the notion that **SBSO** is remotely interested in an honest discussion of content quality improvement when he so eagerly engages in knee-jerk dismissal of anything with an unsavory _name._

And as **SBSO** so eagerly labels, he is eagerly labeled.  
[/QUOTE]

Actually I think \*\*denquixote \*\*has changed his view since that post.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/113 "2007-08-02T19:39:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Swampwolf]  
Sorry. I know that one gets stuck in peoples’ heads. What can I say? I’m a sadist.  
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An extremely long-distance sadist, fucko, and I just know you’ve been hitting refresh every ten minutes just desperate for someone to post that yes, it’s stuck in my _fucking head and **fuck you very much** _.

Happy now, you evil cocksucker?  
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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/114 "2007-08-02T19:41:09Z")

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[QUOTE=zelie zelerton]  
Actually I think \*\*denquixote \*\*has changed his view since that post.  
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It appears so. I withdraw my commentary. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/115 "2007-08-02T20:58:01Z")

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[QUOTE=madmonk28]  
This is an odd question, but has it occurred to anyone else that maybe he is small and British, but his shop is normal sized? Or he could be from France, but he owns a small British shop?  
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I have a sneaking suspicion that he’s actually Nicole Ritchie.

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**Author:** ![denquixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@denquixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/denquixote)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/116 "2007-08-02T21:57:14Z")

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mistake; sorry

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/117 "2007-08-02T22:11:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Kozmik]  
Now, is Monty Python highbrow or lowbrow…  
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Neither. It’s completely different.

[QUOTE=denquixote]  
\<snip\> The subject headings are not 100% clear to everyone the first day they arrive here.  
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So common sense would say “learn a bit about the boards before you post 17 posts per day everywhere”

[QUOTE=denquixote]  
mistake; sorry  
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Just for a second I thought that was the OP replying. Dam.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/118 "2007-08-02T22:38:58Z")

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[QUOTE=denquixote]  
I just read “My proposal for improved society” in Great Debates and hereby “apologize unreservedly.” Please let the flaming continue.  
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We knew you’d come around eventually!

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/119 "2007-08-02T23:31:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]  
This is such a waste. If I thought I was certain to be banned, i’d want to go out with a bang. Not entirely sure I could fit a break of every rule in one post, though.  
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Yeah man, that’s the way to do it.

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**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-it/414006/120 "2007-08-03T01:29:49Z")

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\<threadjack\>  
What you wrote:

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
…recent photos of me within two clicks…  
[/QUOTE]

What I read:

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
…recent photos of me with two dicks…  
[/QUOTE]

I choked and sputtered (no pun intended).  
How’s that effort to change the default font going?  
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