# Fuck Jake Arrieta **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899 "2015-10-08T03:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grsz11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grsz11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grsz11)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/1 "2015-10-08T03:09:19Z")
You hipster-looking, Mack Truck strikezone throwing bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/2 "2015-10-08T03:13:23Z")
Jake said to tell you to crawl up a yak’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Grsz11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grsz11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grsz11)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/3 "2015-10-08T03:14:41Z")
You can tell him to shave the pubes off his face. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/4 "2015-10-08T03:16:55Z")
Well I now know the name of a current professional baseball player. Why should we be fucking him? ---
**Author:** ![Grsz11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grsz11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grsz11)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/5 "2015-10-08T03:17:23Z")
And go shove his fixie up his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/6 "2015-10-08T03:33:59Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > Why should we be fucking him? Apparently because he fucked some Pirates. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/7 "2015-10-08T03:35:43Z")
So you’re pissed about the Chicago Cubs shutting out the Pittsburgh Moose-knuckles? ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/8 "2015-10-08T03:46:35Z")
I think his look works well for him. It has to be hard focusing on hitting when the pitcher looks like he would be more at home in the back woods of Kentucky, squatting behind a big old sheep. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/9 "2015-10-08T03:55:02Z")
He headhunted in tonights game. I would have been happy to reciprocate. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/10 "2015-10-08T04:01:38Z")
I don’t want to. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/11 "2015-10-08T04:11:55Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > He headhunted in tonights game. I would have been happy to reciprocate. Oh fuck, don’t tell me you’re from Pittsburgh. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/12 "2015-10-08T04:19:13Z")
I’m guessing anyone wanting to fuck Arrieta must be into S&M after watching him dominate tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/13 "2015-10-08T04:49:10Z")
That was the first time I ever saw a baseball game break out into a hockey game. Speaking of which, at least we have the Pens starting tomorrow. Thanks, Buccos – it was a great run. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/14 "2015-10-08T05:34:48Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Oh fuck, don’t tell me you’re from Pittsburgh. Well, somebody has to! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/15 "2015-10-08T10:24:33Z")
Since when is being hit by a pitch headhunting? Dear Pittsburgh Pirates, A song for you from the South South Side of Chicago: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/16 "2015-10-08T10:34:44Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Speaking of which, at least we have the Pens starting tomorrow. Rots o’ ruck with that. ( go flyers … ) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/17 "2015-10-08T11:22:24Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > I think his look works well for him. It has to be hard focusing on hitting when the pitcher looks like he would be more at home in the back woods of Kentucky, squatting behind a big old sheep. What a strange place to take a dump. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/18 "2015-10-08T11:52:49Z")
I found out yesterday the Pirates were still “in it”. I went to get a beer after work and the bartender handed me her phone, asking me to take a picture of her. She was wearing a _very_ low-cut **P** TShirt. She told me she was sending the pic to her old pals in Chicago (where she’s from). I was totally perplexed until she explained, then she was totally nonplussed over my being clueless. So I had another. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/19 "2015-10-08T12:07:22Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Since when is being hit by a pitch headhunting? > Dear Pittsburgh Pirates, > A song for you from the South South Side of Chicago: > Na Na Na Na > Na Na Na Na > Hey Hey Hey > Goodbye Before you guys choke, would you at least beat the Cardinals. That would be nice. Also, stay classy, Cubs fan. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899/20 "2015-10-08T14:59:58Z")
The Orioles must be thrilled with this Arrieta thing. All they got in return was three months of the immortal Scott Feldman, and .225-hitting Steve Clevenger. Oh, and they gave up Pedro Strop, besides. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-jake-arrieta/733899.md?page=2)