# Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [April 27, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808 "2024-04-27T00:22:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/581 "2024-05-14T20:38:45Z")

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Well, I’m shocked…

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/582 "2024-05-14T20:52:47Z")

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Look at the Trump wives sometimes, and Kimberly Guilfoyle. I think there’s a MAGA look.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/583 "2024-05-14T20:58:39Z")

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I see no need to knock women for their appearance when were they Democrats, we would not.

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/584 "2024-05-14T21:41:57Z")

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What about weird pronunciation? Noem says “Biden” the same way that kitchen poser did in the SOTU response.

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/585 "2024-05-14T21:54:41Z")

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I think the point is that it’s very much not their natural looks. They deliberatly gave themselves that Real Housewives appearance.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/586 "2024-05-14T21:56:20Z")

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Ah. I’ve never seen that show, but I know what you mean.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/587 "2024-05-14T22:22:05Z")

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I always call it the Fox News woman look.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/588 "2024-05-14T22:52:21Z")

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I wrote a thread on that. Let’s call it an unaffiliated 70s Republican

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/589 "2024-05-16T13:02:11Z")

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There’s a clinical term for “70s Republican”. Sane.

As a 70s Conservative, I’d like to make it a crime for any of the current right wingers to use The C Word.

They can have the term “Tightie Righties”.

(Hmmm, we could start a support group… well, okay, therapy group.)

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/590 "2024-05-16T14:10:13Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I think there’s a MAGA look.

Vacant? 😃

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/591 "2024-05-17T03:06:55Z")

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Abject fear and anger.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/592 "2024-05-17T03:16:54Z")

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These discussions always make me think of Sarah Palin and her “pitbull pink lipstick”

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/593 "2024-05-17T04:11:49Z")

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I went to my Chicken Guy’s place for eggs and he showed me his dog’s new trick. The dog that killed all of his chickens a year ago now protects his birds from the wildlife and will also fetch eggs.

That dog was a serious asshole a year and a half ago, now that she has a job, she is happy and just the sweetest dawg ever.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/594 "2024-05-17T04:33:46Z")

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The Dems sidelined The Crazy after Mondale got crushed by Reagan in 1984. (For a more skeptical take of Liberals/Democrats tacking right, see [Jeet Heer’s review of Marty Peretz’s autobiography.](https://www.thenation.com/article/culture/marty-peretz-american-liberalism/) Peretz was owner of The New Republic from 1974-2017.) Today, the center-left holds the reins in the Democratic Party.

But things can change. Republican’s have ratcheted towards extremism starting when Bozell ghostwrote Goldwater’s 1964 presidential campaign biography in 1960. During the 1964 Republican convention, Goldwater’s supporters angrily voted down a proposal by Rockefeller to denounce extremism on the left and right: they _liked_ the John Birch Society after all. There will come a day when a larger chunk of the Democratic base becomes less responsible and more populist: visit Twitter for a preview. But there’s a lot of ruin in a nation and a party, and the Dems have yet to begin ratcheting down.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/595 "2024-05-17T10:22:35Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> That dog was a serious asshole a year and a half ago, now that she has a job, she is happy and just the sweetest dawg ever.

Wait, dogs can be trained?

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/596 "2024-05-17T10:24:52Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> Wait, dogs can be trained?

Only if you run out of ammo

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/597 "2024-05-18T08:34:46Z")

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Amateurs, the lot of you. You shoot one to train the others.

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/598 "2024-05-18T08:37:50Z")

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Trump vodka, shotguns, and the leash.

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/599 "2024-05-18T08:38:31Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> You shoot one to train the others.

_Pour encourager les autres_? Sounds woke to me.

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/600 "2024-05-18T08:48:16Z")

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Well, of course. You separate the pack inot the quick and the dead this way.

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