# Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [April 27, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808 "2024-04-27T00:22:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/781 "2026-03-06T02:09:48Z")
I like how she tried to say Trump signed off on a big ad campaign and he either don’t remember or didn’t sign off. And her “I was doing what I was told” won’t fly. Trying to shift blame. I smell Nuremberg. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/782 "2026-03-06T02:12:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I smell Nuremberg. I just hear the sound of someone being thrown under the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/783 "2026-03-06T02:14:20Z")
Did it smell like [Pennsylvania](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg%2C_Pennsylvania#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DNuremberg_is_a_census-designated%2Ctime_of_the_2010_census.?wprov=sfla1)? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/784 "2026-03-06T02:50:47Z")
I smell about $150 million spent on commercials for her ad hoc political campaign being taken from the coffers. Makes me sick. ---
**Author:** ![fedman1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@fedman1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fedman1)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/785 "2026-03-06T12:43:19Z")
I think it was Trump jealous that Noem was taking too much attention away from him ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/786 "2026-03-06T13:11:48Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > I just hear the sound of someone being thrown under the bus. I’m guessing a short bus for her. Still plenty big though. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/787 "2026-03-06T14:29:15Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I’m guessing a short bus for her Deriding special education students just for a laugh isn’t funny, even in the Pit. It’s being a jerk.’ ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/788 "2026-03-06T14:33:22Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > Deriding special education students just for a laugh isn’t funny, even in the Pit. It’s being a jerk.’ Sorry, that did come out wrong. I didn’t mean to deride special ed, just that I don’t think she herself isn’t to bright. And, since she has fucked up so bad, you don’t need the ‘big’ bus, a '70s Camaro would be more fitting. Now Camaro fans are gonna be after me. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/789 "2026-03-06T14:36:09Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Now Camaro fans are gonna be after me. Better than pissed off mothers and grandmothers, trust me. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/790 "2026-03-06T14:44:48Z")
I’m sorry. Very poor form on my part. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/791 "2026-03-06T15:54:17Z")
Or taking too much makeup away from him. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/792 "2026-03-06T18:52:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I smell about $150 million spent on commercials for her ad hoc political campaign being taken from the coffers. Actually, more like $230 million. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/793 "2026-03-06T23:16:24Z")
> [@fedman1](#): > > I think it was Trump jealous that Noem was taking too much attention away from him The $230 million was plainly spent to make Noem look good for 2028. I don’t think there’s any doubt she saw herself gaining the Presidency. Donald doesn’t much care for people being so open about wanting to replace him. > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Just don’t let the guy watch _Captain America: The Winter Solder_. He’d fall in love with the idea of Helicarriers armed with guns, and target lists of people who might be security threats. I don’t know about Donald, but I bet you a dollar that Stephen Miller has fantasized about that weapon-capacity a _bunch_ of times. Daily, probably. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/794 "2026-03-06T23:20:37Z")
“What do you mean Hydra were supposed to be the bad guys?” ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/795 "2026-03-06T23:25:03Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I’m sorry. Very poor form on my part. Apology accepted. Thank you. I’m sorry it took me til now to see this-crazy busy day away from home. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/796 "2026-03-07T01:18:44Z")
> **[Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead](https://theonion.com/stoic-kristi-noem-bears-firing-with-stiff-upper-lip-chin-cheeks-forehead/)** > > Est. reading time: 1 minute ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/797 "2026-03-07T17:32:00Z")
Replacing Noem with Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/798 "2026-03-07T17:35:33Z")
If that aphorism is original with you, you win the internet this month. Maybe this year. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/799 "2026-03-07T17:52:49Z")
Unfortunately, it is not my original work. I saw a Facebook meme that said it. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/800 "2026-03-07T17:58:42Z")
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