# Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [April 27, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808 "2024-04-27T00:22:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/801 "2026-03-07T18:06:04Z")
Depending on how deep you had tucked your shirt into your pants, you may have to change both your pants and your shirt after shitting yourself. Just saying šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/802 "2026-03-07T18:10:31Z")
The key point here is that Noem got the boot for the same reason Musk did. The Trump administration is a gang of fuck-ups and fuck-ups fuck up. And every once in a while, the level of fuck up gets so noticeable that somebody has to be thrown under the bus. My guess is Hegseth will be the next to go. Trumpā€™s going to need somebody to blame when Iran goes south. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/803 "2026-03-07T18:12:00Z")
Only the best peopleā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/804 "2026-03-07T18:34:02Z")
Another gem: Does this mean that Corey will start sleeping with Markwayne now? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/805 "2026-03-07T18:56:04Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > administration is a gang of fuck-ups and fuck-ups fuck up. And every once in a while, the level of fuck up gets so noticeable that somebody has to be thrown under the bus. While that is true, I think thereā€™s more to it. Musk and especially Noem were stealing the spotlight as potential presidential candidates. We canā€™t have anyone talking about future presidents, that takes away from time spent admiring Trump. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/806 "2026-03-07T18:59:41Z")
Elon Musk is not constitutionally eligible to be president. He wasnā€™t born in the United States. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/807 "2026-03-07T19:32:39Z")
Good point - I should have been more precise. Musk was just getting a lot of attention. He also at one point talked about starting his own political party, though that was after heā€™d been dumped. I doubt it was a coincidence that then Trump made friendly overtures to him and they sort kissed and made up, and Elon stopped talking about another party. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/808 "2026-03-07T19:45:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > My guess is Hegseth will be the next to go. Trumpā€™s going to need somebody to blame when Iran goes south. I think you are right and Iā€™m anxiously awaiting for this to come to pass. Can I get an ā€˜Amenā€™, Brother? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/809 "2026-03-07T22:28:47Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Replacing Noem with Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt. Indeed. Heā€™s venal and stupidā€”and cowardly, as we see here: > **[Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3mgia57wqsk2i)** > > There are a lot of posts out there with the close-up visual of Markwayne Mullin on January 6, but this is a better perspective. > > Heā€™s not protecting others; heā€™s protecting himself and hiding. You can see plenty of people at the entry door, ready to... The photo: [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uo2fna47c4v6zcnklxfhcvjb/bafkreifeiw5o3umz4cnlkypgu64c6mvnz7ag3j5lg6cc3fc353hea3ynpq@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uo2fna47c4v6zcnklxfhcvjb/bafkreifeiw5o3umz4cnlkypgu64c6mvnz7ag3j5lg6cc3fc353hea3ynpq@jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/810 "2026-03-07T23:53:16Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Does this mean that Corey will start sleeping with Markwayne now? What do you mean ā€œstartā€? How else do you think he got selected? (Let that rumor spread in the MAGAsphere.) ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/811 "2026-03-08T01:08:43Z")
I think the real reason she was fired was because she took massive grift and Donnie Hogg didnā€™t get his cut. Seriously, why does any cabinet secretary need a PR campaign worth hundreds of millions of dollars? If the DOJ was anything but criminal, sheā€™d be under investigation for misuse of federal funds. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/812 "2026-03-08T01:54:27Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Indeed. Heā€™s venal and stupidā€”and cowardly, as we see here: Fuck this guy in general, but calling him cowardly based off this photo doesnā€™t sit right with me. Yeah, heā€™s not in the front line of defense. Heā€™s a congressman. Heā€™s what the front line is supposed to be defending. Itā€™s the job of the capitol police and the secret service to keep the protestors out of the chamber, and forcing himself in among them is just going to make their job harder. But heā€™s positioned himself close enough that if they _do_ get through those guys, theyā€™ll get him before they get to any of his fellow congress people. And heā€™s taking prudent cover in case thereā€™s gun fire or something, but heā€™s hardly cowering in fear there. In this particular photo, heā€™s exhibiting a reasonable amount of courage and level-headedness. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/813 "2026-03-08T01:58:17Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Can I get an ā€˜Amenā€™, Brother? Well, Iā€™m not looking forward to the disaster that leads to it, but yes, Iā€™ll be happy to see his back. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/814 "2026-03-08T04:09:45Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Fuck this guy in general, but calling him cowardly based off this photo doesnā€™t sit right with me. Yeah, heā€™s not in the front line of defense. Heā€™s a congressman. Heā€™s what the front line is supposed to be defending. Itā€™s the job of the capitol police and the secret service to keep the protestors out of the chamber, and forcing himself in among them is just going to make their job harder. But heā€™s positioned himself close enough that if they _do_ get through those guys, theyā€™ll get him before they get to any of his fellow congress people. And heā€™s taking prudent cover in case thereā€™s gun fire or something, but heā€™s hardly cowering in fear there. > > In this particular photo, heā€™s exhibiting a reasonable amount of courage and level-headedness. In general, I agree with what youā€™re saying. Mullin was in a room that was being besieged by an angry mob and he reacted normally. The issue is that Iā€™ve seen people trying to rewrite history and calling him somebody who bravely defending the capital. Thereā€™s no evidence to support this. Mullin was present at the scene; thereā€™s no indication he took any action against the attackers. And Iā€™ve noticed that none of the people trying to pump up Mullinā€™s image by claiming he was defending the capital mention that it was Trump supporters who were attacking. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/815 "2026-03-08T04:32:20Z")
And he is an election denier who probably would have been right alongside the mob had he not been a congressperson. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/816 "2026-03-08T05:52:44Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > And, since she has fucked up so bad, you donā€™t need the ā€˜bigā€™ bus, a '70s Camaro would be more fitting. Clown car. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/817 "2026-03-08T22:47:19Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > The issue is that Iā€™ve seen people trying to rewrite history and calling him somebody who bravely defending the capital. Thereā€™s no evidence to support this. Mullin was present at the scene; thereā€™s no indication he took any action against the attackers. Yes, this. Crouching down a few yards from where _ **other** _ Congress-people were standing near the door, ready to stop intrusion, still does not read as ā€œcourageā€ to me (sorry, @Miller). If heā€™d truly been courageous heā€™d have been with the others near the door. Some of them may have been LE but some of them were members of Congress, and he could have chosen to be with them. I will agree with Miller, though, that this is NOT the most damning fact about Mullin. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/818 "2026-03-09T02:16:41Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Crouching down a few yards from where _ **other** _ Congress-people were standing near the door, ready to stop intrusion, still does not read as ā€œcourageā€ to me (sorry, @Miller). _Are_ there other congress people closer to the door than Mullin? I donā€™t think those people in suits are congressional, I think theyā€™re secret service. If they are, though, this is still really poor grounds to call him a coward. Heā€™s a lot closer to the door than he needs to be, and a lot closer to it than most of the other politicians in that chamber, including a lot of Democrats. If you want to quibble that heā€™s not being heroic, sure, but thereā€™s a _lot_ of distance between ā€œnot a heroā€ and ā€œcoward.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/819 "2026-03-09T05:13:29Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > > [@Sherrerd](#): > > > > Indeed. Heā€™s venal and stupidā€”and cowardly, as we see here: > > Fuck this guy in general, but calling him cowardly based off this photo doesnā€™t sit right with me. Nah, fuck him. If he wants to make the case that heā€™s not a fucking coward, let him. But until he does (and even when he does, frankly) Iā€™m going to keep on calling him a coward. Because fuck him. Let fascists carry their own water. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808/820 "2026-03-09T05:26:31Z")
Who has Kristi in the Death Pool? Career, Marriage and Future slammed shut in about a minute. I hope all those guns she flashes are props. Maybe one is Chocolate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kristi-puppy-killer-noem-descriptions-of-animal-cruelty-in-op/1000808.md?page=42)