# Fuck Kyle Langford, fascist running for CA Governor **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394 "2025-07-27T19:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/1 "2025-07-27T19:41:58Z")
Republican Kyle Langford recently sparked, um… _controversy_ with a tweet that just has to be seen to be believed. > > > Mike Netter @nettermike Fuck this fucking piece of shit. I _sincerely_ hope even _Republicans_ won’t nominate him. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/2 "2025-07-27T19:44:11Z")
He has the right haircut to match his politics, though. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/3 "2025-07-27T19:47:20Z")
His Hitler imitation is a solid lock. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/4 "2025-07-27T19:47:48Z")
Auschwitz was just brown bear Alcatraz! ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/5 "2025-07-27T20:02:25Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Republican Kyle Langford recently sparked, um… _controversy_ with a tweet that just has to be seen to be believed. I don’t know this man but he has an eminently punchable face, the kind you really want to take your sweet time really knocking that smirk right into the gutter along with him. > [@ekedolphin](#): > > Fuck this fucking piece of shit. I _sincerely_ hope even _Republicans_ won’t nominate him. California Republicans repeatedly elected Devin Nunes to Congress despite the fact he’s a transparent Russian shill with an incredibly suspect financial background (and is now somehow the Chairman of the President’s Intelligence Advisory Board because what we need in addition to Tulsi Gabbard are more ‘Geralds’ in this regime). So, I wouldn’t put any amount of money against them getting behind an openly fascist candidate publishing Nazi memes. Something to counteract the revulsion posters must feel for having to look at that picture: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/47nkHeMGsuo/maxresdefault.jpg "Every Nazi Punch from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nkHeMGsuo) Stranger **President’s Intelligence Advisory Board** ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/6 "2025-07-27T20:18:16Z")
Thread title mentions California. I’ll assume we’re also talking Hollywood and central casting. Holy Sonofabitch, Batman! _Pow!_ ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/7 "2025-07-27T20:22:08Z")
You know how sometimes you just get an immediate, visceral negative reaction to someone when you see them? This guy did that for me just seeing his photo. Also, there is no such thing as 0% unemployment. It can’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/8 "2025-07-27T20:36:09Z")
He really _does_ have a very punchable face, doesn’t he? Even by Nazi standards. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/9 "2025-07-27T20:44:17Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > he has an eminently punchable face A throat punch would be much more satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/10 "2025-07-27T20:52:44Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Republican Kyle Langford recently sparked, um… _controversy_ with a tweet that just has to be seen to be believed. Link does not work for me. Probably just as well, do I really need to know the detailed composition of this particular venom? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/11 "2025-07-27T20:54:04Z")
Oh, I remember this guy now! He also has _this_ to say: > **[D Deese Linder (@thorne1966) on Threads](https://www.threads.com/@thorne1966/post/DMn9wL6yV3k?xmt=AQF0Y3_FqOG04KhfzxQAHYy8uooHOB7tjCsrqXtwfyW4XQ)** “We _will_ kill all your males. And take your females to _mate_ with.” –Nog on _Deep Space Nine,_ hamming it up as an Evil Space Alien caricature at Roswell ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/12 "2025-07-27T21:06:31Z")
For anybody else who doesn’t Xitter, I found this: [US Republicans shocked with Auschwitz contribution-memorial reacts - 24 Hours World](https://24hoursworlds.com/politics/1019867/) which is so bad I’m going to spoiler the quote: (huh. the entire spoiler method seems to have changed. But I think this works.) > **Summary** > > > “My plan for 0 percent unemployment,” says the picture that Kyle Langford shows in front of the goal of the Auschwitz concentration camp. Langford was not on site, his grinning face was subsequently installed in a photo published in 2019. The US Republican, who is applying for the Governard Office in California, shared the contribution on the X platform on Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/13 "2025-07-27T21:12:12Z")
And for those who don’t use Threads: He wants to deport all the male illegal immigrants in California and give the female ones one year to marry a Californian incel or get deported too. The GOP isn’t sending their best, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/14 "2025-07-27T21:17:40Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > The GOP isn’t sending their best, folks. Scary thought: Maybe they are. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/15 "2025-07-27T21:45:52Z")
To be 100% honest, I think I’d like to kick him in the yarbles five or six times before I went to work on his face. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/16 "2025-07-27T21:58:17Z")
> [@ricepad](#): > > A throat punch would be much more satisfying. I’m considering a good bit lower and a kick. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/17 "2025-07-27T22:06:03Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > the entire spoiler method seems to have changed You have to scroll down the extras list to find the blur spoiler tag. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/18 "2025-07-27T22:08:25Z")
That article is so bad I’m pretty sure even the author’s profile pic is AI. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/19 "2025-07-27T22:13:18Z")
Your X link doesn’t work. He reminds me of Kyle Rittenhouse. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394/20 "2025-07-27T22:14:52Z")
Probably his only opportunity to get any. Why did this thread make me think of a 1980s punk band called Mussolini Headkick? Or another band called Trotsky Icepick? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-kyle-langford-fascist-running-for-ca-governor/1021394.md?page=2)