# Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617 "2010-08-18T14:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/1 "2010-08-18T14:52:43Z")

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Spoilered as NSFW:

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM)

And now guess what I’m humming at work…

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/2 "2010-08-18T14:56:04Z")

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Fuck you, **Bricker**!!  
J/K. Kinda like the song. How’d you come across it?

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/3 "2010-08-18T15:01:45Z")

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At 0:50 she looks like Ben from Lost, in pigtails. That is . . . disturbing.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/4 "2010-08-18T15:04:17Z")

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Fuck you too, **Koxinga** , I watched it again to see that. And yes, she does.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/5 "2010-08-18T16:14:13Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> At 0:50 she looks like Ben from Lost, in pigtails. That is . . . disturbing.

I’m glad that I never watched Lost so I can just enjoy her hotness.

I’d love to know if Ray B. has seen this & what he would think. Uncle Forry would probably howl with delight & give her a call.

Btw, this reminded me to check YouTube for the TV movie “The Electric Grandmother” (RB’s “I Sing the Body Electric”). It’s there!

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/6 "2010-08-18T16:16:55Z")

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The other chubby girl in pigtails, e.g. on the left at around the 2:00 mark, is pretty cute too.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/7 "2010-08-18T16:24:36Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Fuck you, **Bricker**!!  
> J/K. Kinda like the song. How’d you come across it?

I’d like to know that as well. Just what did **Bricker** enter into the search engine to get “Fuck me Ray Bradbury” as a result?  
That video and song are so wrong on so many different levels that I’ve bookmarked it for intense research. 😃

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/8 "2010-08-18T16:43:09Z")

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Well, Amanda Palmer Retweeted it, that’s how it ran across my thoughtstream…

[http://twitter.com/amandapalmer](http://twitter.com/amandapalmer)

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/9 "2010-08-18T17:44:57Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Fuck you, **Bricker**!!  
> J/K. Kinda like the song. How’d you come across it?

/me blushes Actually, Lois McMaster Bujold linked it to her email group … it was in my inbox last night :eek:

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/10 "2010-08-18T17:49:49Z")

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This is nine kinds of awesome.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/11 "2010-08-18T17:50:40Z")

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hilarious

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/12 "2010-08-18T18:48:28Z")

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A++++

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/13 "2010-08-18T22:10:24Z")

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I can’t remember the last time I sent a youtube link to anyone. I sent this one to _everyone_.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/14 "2010-08-18T22:45:05Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> How’d you come across it?

> [@kopek](#):
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> Just what did **Bricker** enter into the search engine to get “Fuck me Ray Bradbury” as a result?

“What does it mean when a straight male Roman Catholic fantasizes about being fucked by Ray Bradbury?”

But I was researching for a friend.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/15 "2010-08-18T22:59:10Z")

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OK, I swear I know the tune - but I can’t spot it. What is it from?

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/16 "2010-08-18T22:59:55Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> “What does it mean when a straight male Roman Catholic fantasizes about being fucked by Ray Bradbury?”
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> But I was researching for a friend.

Did you eventually find the answer to your question?

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/17 "2010-08-18T23:36:20Z")

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pffft Asimov was WAY hotter and prolific. He published five books AND his memoirs YEARS after his death. He was also friends with Kurt Vonnegut.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/18 "2010-08-18T23:43:39Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> Did you eventually find the answer to your question?

_sigh_

Still looking.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/19 "2010-08-19T01:38:01Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> > [@Maeglin](#):
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> > Did you eventually find the answer to your question?
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> _sigh_
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> Still looking.

I admire your commitment. I’m definitely coming to you the next time I fantasize about CS Lewis in leather.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/20 "2010-08-19T01:45:19Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> pffft Asimov was WAY hotter and prolific. He published five books AND his memoirs YEARS after his death. He was also friends with Kurt Vonnegut.

:o

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