# Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617 "2010-08-18T14:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/21 "2010-08-19T02:02:03Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > > [@kayaker](#): > > > > How’d you come across it? > > > [@kopek](#): > > > > Just what did **Bricker** enter into the search engine to get “Fuck me Ray Bradbury” as a result? > > “What does it mean when a straight male Roman Catholic fantasizes about being fucked by Ray Bradbury?” > > But I was researching for a friend. The research thing I believe but if this was GD I’d ask for a cite that you do indeed have a friend. 😃 (just pulling your leg a little. As an expression, of course - not as an invitation to any other fantasies. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/22 "2010-08-19T02:22:09Z")
Fuck me, Rachel Bloom. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/23 "2010-08-19T02:43:51Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Fuck me, Rachel Bloom. Houston, we have a _throb_lem . . . ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/24 "2010-08-19T04:22:12Z")
Something tells me that Bradbury wouldn’t appreciate the lyrics. [From the Onion AV Club](http://www.avclub.com/articles/ray-bradbury,13605/): > [@](#): > > RB: No, it doesn’t. At least, I don’t think it does. They imagine it does. It all started with Saturday Night Fever about 20 years ago. In the very first scene, the guys drive up and call him a “fuckhead.” That’s the point where I got up and left the theater with my wife. I said, “I don’t need that.” That’s where it all started, about 20 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/25 "2010-08-19T04:26:17Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > OK, I swear I know the tune - but I can’t spot it. What is it from? The chorus reminds my of _Lost in Love_ by Air Supply and now it is stuck in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/26 "2010-08-19T04:49:00Z")
What I found most unusual about the video is that the chick got hotter after getting out of bed. Just doesn’t happen all that often. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/27 "2010-08-19T04:52:31Z")
> [@CaveMike](#): > > Something tells me that Bradbury wouldn’t appreciate the lyrics. > > [From the Onion AV Club](http://www.avclub.com/articles/ray-bradbury,13605/): > > > [@](#): > > > > RB: No, it doesn’t. At least, I don’t think it does. They imagine it does. It all started with Saturday Night Fever about 20 years ago. In the very first scene, the guys drive up and call him a “fuckhead.” That’s the point where I got up and left the theater with my wife. I said, “I don’t need that.” That’s where it all started, about 20 years ago. Context is everything. Something tells me that a hot chick with bodacious tatas asking him to fuck her wouldn’t seem nearly so offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/28 "2010-08-19T06:18:29Z")
I’m sure he would find the drawing quite evocative. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/29 "2010-08-19T06:24:19Z")
The dudes in the L.A. Science Fantasy Society (LASFS) have been passing this around amongst themselves, projecting that Ray will love it. I’m waiting to hear the verdict. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/30 "2010-08-19T15:24:41Z")
To me the funniest thing is the little poster board display she has when she is making her presentation in class. That detail is just hysterical to me. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/31 "2010-08-19T15:32:47Z")
Jeez, he’s still alive! I thought he died years ago. Well, fuck Me. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/32 "2010-08-19T15:51:49Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Jeez, he’s still alive! I thought he died years ago. Well, fuck Me. Forwarded poster’s request to Mr Bradbury. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/33 "2010-08-19T15:55:10Z")
Thread over at [http://raybradburyboard.com/:](http://raybradburyboard.com/:) [R rated bradbury tribute](http://raybradburyboard.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/6791083901/m/497104634?r=161102734#161102734) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/34 "2010-08-19T18:44:01Z")
You’d think it would be Heinlein who’d have a video like this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/35 "2010-08-19T18:45:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You’d think it would be Heinlein who’d have a video like this. 😃 Yeah but try to find good rhyming scansion for “Robert Heinlein.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/36 "2010-08-19T19:10:01Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > > You’d think it would be Heinlein who’d have a video like this. 😃 > > Yeah but try to find good rhyming scansion for “Robert Heinlein.” Maybe in German, which perhaps would be a good choice for other reasons as well. 😛 Oh, and it seems more likely that Heinlein would _create_ a video of “Fuck me, Everyone.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/37 "2010-08-20T03:28:02Z")
Good lord, that grin when Ms. Bloom is introducing her “presentation” to the class … I’ll be in my bunk. On Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/38 "2010-08-20T05:13:34Z")
Rarely does the adjective “pendulous” seem so apt. Pendulous, pendulous, pendulous. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/39 "2010-08-20T05:23:56Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > > You’d think it would be Heinlein who’d have a video like this. 😃 > > Yeah but try to find good rhyming scansion for “Robert Heinlein.” “Piss on, Robert Heinlein.” ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/40 "2010-08-20T05:26:56Z")
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