# Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617 "2010-08-18T14:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/61 "2010-08-21T04:40:34Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > [The photo](http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo28/kittynh/raybradbury.jpg) in question. It’s his 90th soon. Oh, that’s awesome. Perfectly poised between shocked and amused. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/62 "2010-08-21T06:24:22Z")
It’s totally improbable but what would be beyond awesome- if he took her up on it & she came through. And by ‘came’, I mean… came! _L_ ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/63 "2010-08-21T06:34:11Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh, that’s awesome. I think she caught him between expressions. But look at his eyes…he’s _transfixed_. 😃 (And probably thinking "Yeah, now that I’m _ninety_, hot chicks want to fuck me! :smack: Still, maybe these internets aren’t so bad after all.) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/64 "2010-08-21T07:32:29Z")
I was poised to link that on the FB Rachel Bloom Fan Page (her actual page)- I’ll give someone closer to it a chance to do it first. If it’s not there when I get up in a few hours, I’m doing it. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/65 "2010-08-21T10:17:29Z")
Steve hung up his phone too soon. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/66 "2010-08-21T10:26:45Z")
Who’s the guy who plays Steve, anyway? He looks like a cross between Mathew Broderick and Matt Damon. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/67 "2010-08-21T10:46:31Z")
Also, is she using the term “ejaculate” correctly at the end? I tend to think of ejaculation as a male function. She looks like she just came (glasses askew) but I do not believe she ejaculated. Or she confessing to being a secret squirter? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/68 "2010-08-21T12:13:40Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Or she confessing to being a secret squirter? I don’t think the words ‘confessing’ or ‘secret’ really belong here. _L_ ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/69 "2010-08-21T12:17:30Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I was poised to link that on the FB Rachel Bloom Fan Page (her actual page)- I’ll give someone closer to it a chance to do it first. If it’s not there when I get up in a few hours, I’m doing it. I’m posting it to her FB page now. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/70 "2010-08-21T15:52:39Z")
You know, I do wish I had a facebook account so I could see the reaction. Do keep me briefed. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/71 "2010-08-21T17:41:21Z")
I love the internets. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/72 "2010-08-21T19:37:41Z")
Conversely, nobody wants to fuck Larry Niven. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/73 "2010-08-21T20:18:04Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Conversely, nobody wants to fuck Larry Niven. He has back problems. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/74 "2010-08-21T20:23:14Z")
> [@Typo\_Knig](#): > > > [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > > > Conversely, nobody wants to fuck Larry Niven. > > He has back problems. That never stopped JFK. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/75 "2010-08-21T20:37:37Z")
Got this one messaged to me by a longtime geekfriend. I was… impressed. Wow. Laughed heartily. > [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > (And probably thinking "Yeah, now that I’m _ninety_, hot chicks want to fuck me! :smack: Still, maybe these internets aren’t so bad after all.) > [@Mr. Miskatonic](#): > > Conversely, nobody wants to fuck Larry Niven. Somewhere in the world, in a demonstration of Great Cosmic Justice, Harlan Ellison is made aware that there are NO young hotties proclaiming themselves madly with lust with him all over the web in music videos… (And yeah, come on, she surely knows Bradbury’s in no shape to take her up on the offer [and survive it], it’s the thought that counts, **Typo**.) So it may be a bit crass for RB’s genteel temperament, but I hope he takes it in good stride. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/76 "2010-08-21T20:59:04Z")
That’s my second earworm of the week; I’ve been humming it for several days now. Hilarious! The only thing that annoys me slightly is that she pronounces his name “Brad-berry”, rather than “Brad-burry”, which is how I’d say it. Not that this distracts (much) from the appeal of the song, which I have just bought from Amazon, but it’s a minor niggle. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/77 "2010-08-22T00:48:11Z")
Ever read Starcrossed, JR? Ben Bova? It would seem Mr. Ellison got _plenty_ nookie for quite a few decades. Friar Ted, reaction to the photo? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/78 "2010-08-22T01:02:27Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > (And yeah, come on, she surely knows Bradbury’s in no shape to take her up on the offer [and survive it], it’s the thought that counts, **Typo**.) What a way to go! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/79 "2010-08-22T01:12:53Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > … > (And yeah, come on, she surely knows Bradbury’s in no shape to take her up on the offer [and survive it], it’s the thought that counts, **Typo**.) > … Perhaps he could authorize someone to represent him. I could be his Avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/80 "2010-08-22T02:05:35Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > [@JRDelirious](#): > > > > … > > (And yeah, come on, she surely knows Bradbury’s in no shape to take her up on the offer [and survive it], it’s the thought that counts, **Typo**.) > > … > > Perhaps he could authorize someone to represent him. I could be his Avatar. Feeling blue, me **Boyo**? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617.md?page=5)