# Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617 "2010-08-18T14:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/81 "2010-08-22T02:37:54Z")
I suppose Bradbury would be the type to decline while being an absolute gentleman, even if the proposition was done in the character of a total slut. > [@E-Sabbath](#): > > Ever read Starcrossed, JR? Ben Bova? It would seem Mr. Ellison got _plenty_ nookie for quite a few decades. Past is past, man. Our boy Harlan has to live with the knowledge that however much easy fangirl tail he got in his prime, he’s not going to be inspiring lustful songs to his awesomeness by hot chicks any time soon. Then again now he probably will feel compelled to write an article telling the world how HE was THE original “fuck me, famous SciFi writer” guy 😛 Next songs: _Fucking stop it, Brian Herbert._:mad: _Fuck, who let Piers Anthony near the children?_ ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/82 "2010-08-22T04:36:07Z")
It just occurred to me how much more delicious this would be with Orson Scott Card as the subject, especially if the singer was a hot young boi. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/83 "2010-08-22T05:32:06Z")
OK- here it is! Her Ladyship is featuring the photo & says~ This is a photograph of Ray Bradbury watching “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.” My life is now complete. Comments from her fans~ -I wish this was a video -The man looks like he just busted a nut. Rachel, you are such a humanitarian. - thats awesome! -Out of control, Rachel. Your awesomeness is out of control. - Is he still in Marina del Rey ? -Awesome! -indeed, im pretty sure he is jizzing on himself right now -That is just beyond awesome 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/84 "2010-08-22T18:45:58Z")
There’s some more comments-I’ll post the best later. The pic has also made onto Ain’t It Cool. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/85 "2010-08-22T19:19:35Z")
> [@Typo\_Knig](#): > > > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > > Perhaps he could authorize someone to represent him. I could be his Avatar. > > Feeling blue, me **Boyo**? 😃 Blue balls ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/86 "2010-08-23T01:19:49Z")
Huh. So it did. And they managed to identify the person who took the photo, too. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/87 "2010-08-23T02:00:24Z")
I have a new favorite song. Seriously. And it doesn’t hurt that she is hot too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/88 "2010-08-23T06:44:44Z")
I spoke to Bradbury last month via a Skype video call at a screening of _Fahrenheit 451_ at the Gene Siskel Film Center in Chicago. My question was about how he feels about electronic books, and I mentioned the recent incident when Amazon, with no apparent sense of irony, deleted copies of _1984_ from customer’s Kindles. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/89 "2010-08-23T17:49:24Z")
I wish I could see the titles of the books on RBs shelves. It’d be cool to see what novels HE has on hand. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/90 "2010-08-23T22:21:26Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > OK, I swear I know the tune - but I can’t spot it. What is it from? Yeah, me too. It’s from an 80’s song - very Tears-for-Fears-ish (but not the singing - just the style of ringing guitars in it). ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/91 "2010-08-23T23:22:18Z")
I think she blew the ending. If I’d written it (and I wish I had) I would have changed the final iteration to “Something liquid this way comes,” and had Rachel pointing with both index fingers towards her crotch, and then for the final shots had her explain “By ‘something liquid,’ I mean jism, and by ‘this way’ I mean my cooter, and by ‘comes’ I mean–cums.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/92 "2010-08-24T00:16:52Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > It just occurred to me how much more delicious this would be with Orson Scott Card as the subject, especially if the singer was a hot young boi. 😃 “You Make Me Hard, Orson Scott Card”? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/93 "2010-08-24T02:04:09Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > I think she blew the ending. If I’d written it (and I wish I had) I would have changed the final iteration to “Something liquid this way comes,” and had Rachel pointing with both index fingers towards her crotch, and then for the final shots had her explain “By ‘something liquid,’ I mean jism, and by ‘this way’ I mean my cooter, and by ‘comes’ I mean–cums.” Yeah, I thought the last line sucked too. Didn’t make sense in the context of the song and was sort of jarring. Still, not as bad as yours though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/94 "2010-08-24T02:36:55Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Kinda like the song. How’d you come across it? I can’t believe I’m the first to say something like… …plenty of Kegels and a running start. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/95 "2010-08-24T02:38:20Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > I think she blew the ending. If only. I can do this all night. Try the veal. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/96 "2010-08-24T15:28:12Z")
> [@bup](#): > > > [@Khadaji](#): > > > > OK, I swear I know the tune - but I can’t spot it. What is it from? > > Yeah, me too. It’s from an 80’s song - very Tears-for-Fears-ish (but not the singing - just the style of ringing guitars in it). [New Order’s Love Vigilantes!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l36eO6BwPq8) That’s what it reminds me of! And “Fuck Me Love Vigilantes” would make a good mash-up. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/97 "2010-08-27T03:21:38Z")
Penn Gillette’s non-musical tribute to Rachel~ [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ss3PFLmEGCE/hqdefault.jpg "Penn Point - The SEXIEST Woman Around Right Now - Rachel Bloom of "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury" - Penn Point") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3PFLmEGCE) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/98 "2010-08-27T03:37:19Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Penn Gillette’s non-musical tribute to Rachel~ > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3PFLmEGCE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3PFLmEGCE) I certainly don’t want Penn Jillette’s sloppy seconds. I want her FIRST. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/99 "2010-09-28T23:17:26Z")
> [@Rachel\_Bradbury](#): > > From the Rachel Bloom Fan Page on Facebook: > > It’s official via e-mail: Ray loved the video!!! Today she reports that she and Ray Bradbury have met, and he gave her a special edition of _The Martian Chronicles_. No word on what may have transpired after the photographer left the room. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617/100 "2010-09-29T02:56:43Z")
Here’s a picture of Rachel and Ray together: [http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=120833&fbid=121778591209239&id=111614618892303](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=120833&fbid=121778591209239&id=111614618892303) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-me-ray-bradbury/550617.md?page=6)