# Fuck my roommate **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077 "2012-11-15T11:54:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/21 "2012-11-16T18:34:53Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Is your signal to noise ratio hot? Does it have a vagina? …Seriously, I’m getting pretty desperate at this point ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/22 "2012-11-16T18:57:13Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > It’s a Pit Thread about a roommate who’s too stupid to live. It’s already all noise (no offense intended to **aruvqan** …the Pit is largely noise, period). No offense, it stops me from throwing something at her. She, being a blacksmith can wrap my arthritic little [fat] body around a tree if she wants. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/23 "2012-11-16T18:57:45Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > I think **billfish678** is referring to a switch just for the wireless, not the power switch for the machine. My VAIO has such a switch on the front right next to the wireless light independent of the main power switch. My HP Pavilion has one in a similar location, and I’ve accidentally hit that switch a few times. At least I know by now to make sure the light is blue, not orange. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![doctor\_krieger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@doctor\_krieger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctor_krieger)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/24 "2012-11-16T20:42:33Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > _checks join date_ > > Yup. Had to be new if he didn’t EXPECT that joke to already have been made… Awww, poor you. Having to read a similar post, did I ruin your precious message board experience? God I’m such an asshole… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/25 "2012-11-16T20:47:06Z")
> [@doctor\_krieger](#): > > Awww, poor you. Having to read a similar post, did I ruin your precious message board experience? God I’m such an asshole… Well, thank your for turning my lighthearted dig at one of the predictabilities of this message board into a vile attack on you personally. I’m always open to being co-opted into fueling another Doper’s sarcasm. Pay it forward, I always say! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/26 "2012-11-16T20:59:15Z")
Is she hot? If so, gladly! ---
**Author:** ![doctor\_krieger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@doctor\_krieger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctor_krieger)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/27 "2012-11-16T21:01:03Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Well, thank your for turning my lighthearted dig at one of the predictabilities of this message board into a vile attack on you personally. I’m always open to being co-opted into fueling another Doper’s sarcasm. Pay it forward, I always say! Sorry, I’ve had a shitty day. Let’s start again: Hi I’m doctor krieger, nice to meet you. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077/28 "2012-11-16T21:15:12Z")
> [@doctor\_krieger](#): > > Sorry, I’ve had a shitty day. > > Let’s start again: Hi I’m doctor krieger, nice to meet you. I’m jayjay. Nice to meet you! And please read my response to your response with a snarky but lighthearted tone, as well…some things I will post angrily about here, but this kind of thing isn’t one of them. Don’t get me started on Bryan Herbert and Kevin J. Hackerson, however! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-my-roommate/641077.md?page=1)