Does it have a vagina?
…Seriously, I’m getting pretty desperate at this point
No offense, it stops me from throwing something at her. She, being a blacksmith can wrap my arthritic little [fat] body around a tree if she wants.
My HP Pavilion has one in a similar location, and I’ve accidentally hit that switch a few times. At least I know by now to make sure the light is blue, not orange. 
Awww, poor you. Having to read a similar post, did I ruin your precious message board experience? God I’m such an asshole…
Well, thank your for turning my lighthearted dig at one of the predictabilities of this message board into a vile attack on you personally. I’m always open to being co-opted into fueling another Doper’s sarcasm. Pay it forward, I always say!
Is she hot? If so, gladly!
Sorry, I’ve had a shitty day.
Let’s start again: Hi I’m doctor krieger, nice to meet you.
I’m jayjay. Nice to meet you! And please read my response to your response with a snarky but lighthearted tone, as well…some things I will post angrily about here, but this kind of thing isn’t one of them. Don’t get me started on Bryan Herbert and Kevin J. Hackerson, however!