# Fuck Notre Dame, Fuck Touchdown Jesus and Fuck Jesus. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 23, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643 "2008-01-23T07:44:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/1 "2008-01-23T07:44:50Z")
It seems that Dana Jacobson is in problem for some comments she made at a roast. What’s that, something that people consider inappropriate was said at roast! Call the press. Now, she is being forced to apologize and is being suspended. But let’s just say everything she said should be said. Fuck Notre Dame This bullshit program has not won a bowl game since January 1994. Yet they are treated like one of the top programs in the country. Fuck Touchdown Jesus Really does anything need to said here? Fuck Jesus As CS Lewis put it Jesus was either a lair or a madman. So fuck him. Lewis left a thrid option, but no rational person could possibly accept it. So, fuck Notre Dame, fuck Touchdown Jesus and fuck Jesus. And fuck Bill Donahue. > **[Sports News & latest headlines from every league](https://www.aol.com/sports/)** > > Discover the latest breaking news in the U.S. and around the world — politics, weather, entertainment, lifestyle, finance, sports and much more. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/2 "2008-01-23T07:55:40Z")
Fuck fat people! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/3 "2008-01-23T08:17:16Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Fuck fat people! [/QUOTE] No-get it right. It’s ‘Fuck fat people who order diet coke and take up aisle seats on airplanes.’ Treadmill optional. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/4 "2008-01-23T08:37:07Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Fuck fat people! [/QUOTE] All of them? Right here? Will there at least be foreplay? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/5 "2008-01-23T08:52:10Z")
Foreplay, no. Hostess Cupcakes, yes. Won’t you dance with me tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/6 "2008-01-23T10:27:58Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] All of them? Right here? Will there at least be foreplay? [/QUOTE] Nah, not _right_ here. At least via private message. [QUOTE=beebs] Hostess Cupcakes, yes. [/QUOTE] Mmmm… With _creamy_ filling. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/7 "2008-01-23T10:52:33Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] All of them? Right here? Will there at least be foreplay? [/QUOTE] Just roll 'em in flour and aim for the wet spot. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/8 "2008-01-23T11:18:04Z")
Only eighteen more days, at the outside. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/9 "2008-01-23T13:16:28Z")
If you roast all the fat people at once, you’re gonna need one hell of a drip pan. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/10 "2008-01-23T13:26:18Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Fuck fat people! [/QUOTE] I have. It’s fun. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/11 "2008-01-23T13:26:59Z")
In Soviet Russia, Jesus fucks… [sub]can’t do it… must… run… to… Confession…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/12 "2008-01-23T14:28:28Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Fuck fat people! [/QUOTE] Hey, Jesus wasn’t fat. Get with the program Sweets. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/13 "2008-01-23T14:34:45Z")
Bill Donohue needs to go fuck himself. I don’t know why anyone is afraid of that asshole. Does the Catholic League even have any members besides Donohue? Hey Donohue, fuck Jesus in his asshole with a long rubber dong. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/14 "2008-01-23T14:38:48Z")
At my college (I did not go to Notre Dame) there was a statue of Jesus on the front lawn- as far as I know, he’s still there unless Katrina and the Waves knocked him down. The statue had his arms stretched out, hands pointing high in the air. He was popularly referred to as “Touchdown Jesus”. What is the Touchdown Jesus referred to in the OP? Does Notre Dame have a similar statue? ETA: fuck fat people ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/15 "2008-01-23T15:43:23Z")
[QUOTE=bienville] What is the Touchdown Jesus referred to in the OP? Does Notre Dame have a similar statue? [/QUOTE] It’s a mural on the side of the library. [Picky.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/TDJesus.jpg/800px-TDJesus.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/16 "2008-01-23T15:45:54Z")
Even now, Jesus is dancing around impatiently in front of his father’s Desk. “C’mon…let me go down there…just for a minute. Not a whole rapture thing. Just a minute, I wanna see…something.” “No. Just let them be. They’re TRYING to get a rise out you. You KNOW that.” “DaaaAAAaad, please. I wont kill them, I just want to talk. No listen, can I just saysomething? dad? can I SAYSOMETHING?” “no. Sit down.” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/17 "2008-01-23T16:00:19Z")
Huh. I thought the OP was referring to [this touchdown Jesus.](http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/graphics/2005_01_13giantjesus.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/18 "2008-01-23T16:00:21Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] If you roast all the fat people at once, you’re gonna need one hell of a drip pan. [/QUOTE] [Just don’t do it outdoors in Ohio.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=452387) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/19 "2008-01-23T16:16:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Fuck Jesus I don’t think you’re his type. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/20 "2008-01-23T16:18:13Z")
Hell, Fuck me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643.md?page=2)