# Fuck Notre Dame, Fuck Touchdown Jesus and Fuck Jesus. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 23, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643 "2008-01-23T07:44:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/21 "2008-01-23T17:01:31Z")
I am a Notre Dame graduate and I am outraged, yes outraged! I think touchdown Jesus is kinda fun. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/22 "2008-01-23T17:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] Huh. I thought the OP was referring to [this touchdown Jesus.](http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/graphics/2005_01_13giantjesus.jpg) [/QUOTE] Naw, that’s Water Polo Goal Jesus, get it straight! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/23 "2008-01-23T17:20:54Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Hell, Fuck me. [/QUOTE] Are you bringing the flour, or should I? A girl needs to know these things, y’see… Etiquette and all that… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/24 "2008-01-23T17:24:35Z")
[Obligatory Youtube link.](http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0Y7yjxJVlc) Robin, proud daughter of a Southern Cal alum. Fuck Notre Dame. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/25 "2008-01-23T17:36:02Z")
The thing that pisses me off most about this story is that she apologized. Have some (metaphorical) balls. Fuck Notre Dame, Fuck Catholic League, and Fuck Dana Jacobson for apologizing. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/26 "2008-01-24T01:06:15Z")
Just had to drop in to say that the title of this OP is the most amusing I’ve seen in a long time. And for the edification of the godless heathens hereabouts, [this YouTube video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePepJvvcjY)might be just what you need to get back on the big guy’s good side. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/27 "2008-01-24T02:19:21Z")
I agree with every word of the thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/28 "2008-01-24T02:31:00Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] No-get it right. It’s ‘Fuck fat people who order diet coke and take up aisle seats on airplanes.’ Treadmill optional. [/QUOTE] “Enough is enough! I have had it with all that motherfuckin’ penis ensuin’ on that motherfuckin’ plane…!” ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/29 "2008-01-24T03:19:35Z")
So can anyone tell me exactly what Dana Jacobsen actually said about Notre Dame? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/30 "2008-01-24T15:16:43Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] I am a Notre Dame graduate and I am outraged, yes outraged! I think touchdown Jesus is kinda fun. [/QUOTE] I just hate Notre Dame (no offense meant to you!), but I think touchdown Jesus is fun, too. And easy to make fun of, as we often do! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/31 "2008-01-24T17:14:18Z")
[QUOTE=Sarahfeena] I just hate Notre Dame (no offense meant to you!), but I think touchdown Jesus is fun, too. And easy to make fun of, as we often do! 🙂 [/QUOTE] It would be impossible to offend me by hating ND. I didn’t particularly like the school and have no loyalty to it, so bash away! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/32 "2008-01-24T17:29:31Z")
[Who’s the wild man now?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352249) ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/33 "2008-01-24T17:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] So can anyone tell me exactly what Dana Jacobsen actually said about Notre Dame? Anyone? [/QUOTE] You have the power within you, young **Frost** y. From the link in the OP, as quoted in the headline to this very thread. > [@](#): > > Citing “some news and sports websites” as its source, the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights says that Jacobson said, “F\*\*\* Notre Dame,” “F\*\*\* Touchdown Jesus,” and finally “F\*\*\* Jesus.” ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/34 "2008-01-24T22:36:26Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Fuck Jesus [/QUOTE] Why did all the girls like Jesus? ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/35 "2008-01-25T00:37:53Z")
Oo!! Ow! I know!! I know!!! I’ve waited my whole life for a straight line like this. Ok. Don’t blow this. You know the joke, people like it. Let’s do this. > [@Autolycus](#): > > Why did all the girls like Jesus? Because his dick is HUGE! Damn it. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/36 "2008-01-25T01:17:35Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] [Obligatory Youtube link.](http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0Y7yjxJVlc) Robin, proud daughter of a Southern Cal alum. Fuck Notre Dame. [/QUOTE] Hey, that commercial claims that Notre Dame fans “scramble to justify their absurdly high preseason ranking,” then zooms in on a 2007 preseason Top 25 list that doesn’t even show Notre Dame on it at all! 😕 neutron star, who vividly remembers crying when his unknowing grandmother got him a Notre Dame t-shirt for his 8th birthday. Edit: not a commercial, but rather a parody of one. ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/37 "2008-01-25T01:55:12Z")
Yeah, yeah. All you dumbasses see “fuck Jesus” and you decend like flies on shit. You are SO predictable. You just HAVE to demonstrate, for all of your fellow posters to see, so that you can maintain your status on the board as “enlightened free thinkers”. If it had been “Fuck Buddhism”, you would have laid out, and kept your yaps shut. But, it was about Jesus, so you have to chime in to maintain your supposed enlightened status. Truth is, you’re nothing but hypocrites. You profess to be tolerant, unless it happens to be about Christianity, then forget it. Oh, but Christianity hurts you, with their stance on abortion, gay rights etc. That’s not what tolerance is about. Tolerance isn’t about accepting those that agree with you. It means you tolerate those that don’t. Yeah, you can fight them. But, you do it in a logical, civilized way. Not the hate-spewing ways that you so-called enlightened people have demonstrated here. Hypocrites. You are just as bad as the people you hate. Because you hate them. They may hate you, but you are supossed to be better. But, you are not. In fact, you are worse, because you are always telling yourselves and each other that you are more educated than the average. I don’t see it. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/38 "2008-01-25T02:06:44Z")
It was a roast. I thought it was anything goes. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/39 "2008-01-25T02:26:10Z")
Crawl back under your bridge, **Zamboni**. You’re a bore. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643/40 "2008-01-25T02:40:02Z")
[QUOTE=Zambini57] Yeah, yeah. All you dumbasses see “fuck Jesus” and you decend like flies on shit. [/QUOTE] And you see that people aren’t falling for sloppy acts of trolling so you descend to clean up! Sir, I commend you for finishing the job. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-notre-dame-fuck-touchdown-jesus-and-fuck-jesus/434643.md?page=3)