# Fuck off hipster Santa... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759 "2016-11-22T19:21:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/1 "2016-11-22T19:21:08Z")
Yeah, it’s a lame rant. But I just want to be on record in saying that I’m sick of grabbing for the remote to change the channel every time that douche bag hipster Santa and the porno elves come on to flog Fiats. Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/2 "2016-11-22T19:26:20Z")
But wait, have you seen the [hipster nativity?](https://www.cnet.com/news/hipster-nativity-selfies-segways-christmas-sweaters/) It’s just as gag-worthy. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/3 "2016-11-22T19:36:16Z")
Too hot for the North Pizzle. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/4 "2016-11-22T19:44:13Z")
So Santa is shilling Fiats. You would miss out on porno elves? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/5 "2016-11-22T19:54:03Z")
There is just something pathetic about Santa entering mid-life crisis. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/6 "2016-11-22T20:26:45Z")
Heh, I knew what this was going to be about when I opened the thread. What’s with the trend of advertisers turning Santa into an asshole? There’s the Fiat adverts, then the ones where the kids visit Santa at the North Pole and discover that all their gifts are being delivered by FedEx. Oh, and on another subject, don’t think I haven’t noticed that the Most Interesting Man in the World is suddenly a _completely different guy_. ---
**Author:** ![Deser2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@Deser2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deser2)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/7 "2016-11-22T21:23:19Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Oh, and on another subject, don’t think I haven’t noticed that the Most Interesting Man in the World is suddenly a _completely different guy_. In fairness, the reigning World’s Most Interesting Man retired (although to me that sounds like he’s dead…but whatever). So I guess the second most interesting man is now the most interesting man…? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/8 "2016-11-22T21:32:02Z")
> [@Deser2](#): > > In fairness, the reigning World’s Most Interesting Man retired (although to me that sounds like he’s dead…but whatever). So I guess the second most interesting man is now the most interesting man…? :dubious: [He went to Mars.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dos-equis-most-interesting-man-goes-to-mars-isnt-coming-back_us_56e04549e4b0860f99d75342) > [@](#): > > Dos Equis’ “Most Interesting Man in the World” is no longer of this world. > > The character played by 77-year-old Jonathan Goldsmith has taken a one-way journey to Mars in the actor’s final star-turn for the brand, which Dos Equis posted online Wednesday. Goldsmith will be replaced by another actor in a similar campaign, Advertising Age reported ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/9 "2016-11-22T22:35:36Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > … > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Donny Osmond? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/10 "2016-11-22T22:42:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Voldemort? ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/11 "2016-11-22T23:19:18Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Frank Stallone? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/12 "2016-11-23T00:29:33Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > But wait, have you seen the [hipster nativity?](https://www.cnet.com/news/hipster-nativity-selfies-segways-christmas-sweaters/) It’s just as gag-worthy. You’re welcome. What? None of the men have ultra-long beards? That hipster nativity is like, so last year!! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/13 "2016-11-23T01:06:34Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Beetlejiuice? ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/14 "2016-11-23T03:20:37Z")
Of course Santa Claus is a pot-head … jolly old guy with pet reindeer … he was hip before it was hip to be hip … ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/15 "2016-11-23T03:28:32Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Bloody Mary? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/16 "2016-11-23T08:48:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Hastur ? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/17 "2016-11-23T12:30:09Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Donny Osmond? WHAT!? LOL, love that song… ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/18 "2016-11-23T13:05:05Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Told you it was lame. But at least I haven’t mentioned you know who. Randy Quaid ain’t nobody’s doormat. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/19 "2016-11-23T18:16:44Z")
Jesus? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759/20 "2016-11-23T18:59:40Z")
> [@Deser2](#): > > In fairness, the reigning World’s Most Interesting Man retired (although to me that sounds like he’s dead…but whatever). So I guess the second most interesting man is now the most interesting man…? :dubious: Martin Gardner once pointed out that if you could find the least interesting person in the world, they’d instantly become the most interesting. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-hipster-santa/772759.md?page=2)