# Fuck off, Jesse and Chester. I am sick of you already. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550 "2000-12-14T16:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/1 "2000-12-14T16:20:27Z")
And your movie hasn’t even come out yet! Dudes, I don’t give a flying French fingerfuck _where_ your fucking piece-of-shit car is. Dudes, if you could be persuaded to believe that airplane glue is for adhesion, and not for sniffing, maybe you wouldn’t have these troubling memory lapses. Maybe you wouldn’t wake up the next day in a drainage ditch, reeking of cat’s pee. Alas, I fear the brain damage is permanent. Dudes, I can tell you what your tattoos _should_ say: How about MORON and DIPSHIT? Dudes, please get off my television screen. Your film is not fit to run in theaters. Instead, why don’t you release directly to “USA Up All Night”? I’m sure many a late-night stoner would find entertainment in your flaccid buffoonery. No sober person would. Dudes, kindly fuck off and die. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/2 "2000-12-14T16:57:32Z")
I actually want to see that movie. Just saying that may get me banned from these boards though… It kind of has that beavis and butthead appeal of stupidity. “Have you seen my car?” “I saw the back seat…” “No I’m talking about the _whole thing_” Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/3 "2000-12-14T17:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by c\_goat \* > \*\*It kind of has that beavis and butthead appeal of stupidity. > > “Have you seen my car?” > “I saw the back seat…” > “No I’m talking about the _whole thing_” > > Priceless. \*\* If you mean priceless, as in no one would ever pay any amount of money to see something so stupid, then yeah, you’re right. ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/4 "2000-12-14T18:56:21Z")
It seems that Kristi Swanson plays a stripper in this film. It can’t be all _that_ bad. Any movie in which strippers outnumber male cast members must have some redeeming value. The commercials are annoying, though (ignoring the strippers). It does seem that I’ve seen that tattoo gag before . . . Hmm . . . where would have that been . . . something from a long time ago . . . What’s my tattoo? No, who’s your tattoo. What’s your nipple ring. I don’t know! No, I don’t know is your pierced tongue. I just want to know what is my tattoo. No, what is your nipple ring. I don’t know! Pierced tongue! Scratch1300: your OP is hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/5 "2000-12-14T19:13:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LateComer \* > \*\*It seems that Kristi Swanson plays a stripper in this film. \*\* MMMMMM. Kristi Swanson. I love her. She was in _Hot Shots!_, one of my favorite movies. (Kowalski) Oh wait, this is the pit. Fucking slut!!! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/6 "2000-12-14T20:35:15Z")
Take THAT 20th Century Fox! ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/7 "2000-12-14T23:19:49Z")
Three truly sad things: First, ads are infamous for using the best lines from the movie. _These_ are the best lines?!! Gah. Second, I think I’ve seen more ads for this piece of crap than I saw for Gladiator. I think the studio knows its a clunker, and is trying to get a large audience the first weekend, 'cause no one’s going to see it after that. Third, I love _That 70’s Show_ (and am in agony because it’s up against _Buffy_). I’m afraid that this movie’s gonna hurt the rest of the cast’s chances of making decent films. Sua ---
**Author:** ![TheGoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TheGoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheGoat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/8 "2000-12-15T03:06:26Z")
Oh I plan to see this movie when it comes out tommrrow plastered out of my mind. I’m sure much fun will be had by me, and all my idiot friends. That is what movies like that are made for. if you want to see a great stupid movie see half baked, abd better yet see it baked with a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I swear to good god it will be the best time you’ve ever had. [walks off in search of doughnuts] ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/9 "2000-12-15T21:20:19Z")
I saw a screening of it last week. There are a couple of very funny scenes (and no, they’re not ALL ruined by the trailer), but not many. It certainly could have been much better. Some people seem to think it’s just about two stoned guys who can’t find their car. The actual premise is actually pretty funny, IMO. Two guys wake up, can’t find their titular car, and in searching for it, discover they had the greatest, weirdest night of their lives, involving strippers, ostrich poachers, the hottest girl in school, a doomsday cult, and a handful of space aliens. And they of course can’t remember any of it, but manage to piece it together little by little. Not a completely lame premise for a stoner comedy. Kinda fun. But unfortunately, there are some long lapses between laughs. And the direction is almost non-existant. FWIW, in the film’s defense, I do know for a fact that it was written as an R-rated film, made as an R-rated film, and after it was done, Fox, in their infinite wisdom, demanded a PG-13 film. This gives the film a truly nutured feel, and clearly the true spirit of the film was lost. It would’ve been interesting to see the original cut; I have no doubt it was funnier. Oh well… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/10 "2000-12-15T21:24:03Z")
Two words Morph. “Director’s Cut” ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/11 "2000-12-18T05:41:17Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by c\_goat \* \*\* [QUOTE MMMMMM. Kristi Swanson. I love her. She was in _Hot Shots!_, one of my favorite movies. (Kowalski) Oh wait, this is the pit. Fucking slut!!! \*\*[/QUOTE] [/hijack] You’ll like this, then. Someone in my office took over the task of making up the halloween trivia quiz. Being new, she didn’t realize how competitive and compulsively detail-oriented everyone is, especially when it comes to games. She had me proof it, including the section where you “match the stars to the vampire movie they starred in.” My first comment was “Why didn’t you list Kristi Swanson among the Buffy cast?” Her reply: “Oh, I’d never heard of her. Isn’t she kind of obscure?” I let it drop. Fast forward to our halloween potluck. She’s reading off the correct answers so we can score ourselves, and several people who AREN’T known for their grasp of pop culture call out “Hey, why isn’t Kristi Swanson listed here?” Heh. Vindication! [/hijack] Shit, that wasn’t such a great story. Well, if you knew the people involved, and could have seen her face… ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-off-jesse-and-chester-i-am-sick-of-you-already/45550/12 "2000-12-18T18:48:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > I’m afraid that this movie’s gonna hurt the rest of the cast’s chances of making decent films. > > Sua Because we all know that Matt LaBlanc was such a tour de force in _Ed_…