# Fuck pretty people **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 28, 2024, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460 "2024-06-28T23:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cjackson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@cjackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjackson)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/1 "2024-06-28T23:51:36Z")
[We date, marry people who are attractive as we are, new analysis finds](https://news.ufl.edu/2024/06/attractiveness-ratings/) Shit like that makes me fantasize about disfiguring attractive people. See who wants to fuck them then. If you are hot do us all a favor and rub your cunty face in broken glass! ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/2 "2024-06-28T23:55:35Z")
I am unsure what the problem is? Are you angry there are people in the world who look better than you do? That’s always true no matter who you are. I truly believe there is someone for everyone. The hard part is finding them (no matter how good you look). ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/3 "2024-06-28T23:57:12Z")
It’s not your looks, it’s your attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/4 "2024-06-28T23:59:34Z")
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/5 "2024-06-29T00:02:23Z")
> [@cjackson](#): > > Shit like that makes me fantasize about disfiguring attractive people. See who wants to fuck them then. If you are hot do us all a favor and rub your cunty face in broken glass! Your looks may not be the main problem. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/6 "2024-06-29T00:02:33Z")
**Fuck pretty people** Well, okay. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/7 "2024-06-29T00:37:06Z")
Pretty people are probably all woke too. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/8 "2024-06-29T00:40:36Z")
> [@cjackson](#): > > If you are hot do us all a favor and rub your cunty face in broken glass! I think I’ll pass on that. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/9 "2024-06-29T01:06:09Z")
So, cjackson decides to return to form again. Much like this thread that was closed after a warning: > [@I have much to get off my chest](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-much-to-get-off-my-chest/981734): > > It’s no secret that I’m extremely classist, and bitter, and have violent fantasies of hurting rich kids. I’ve even told my parents that I resent the circumstances. I don’t resent them, I just resent not having a silver spoon, so to speak. To give an example of my deep hatred: do you remember that scene from Scarface? The one where Tony Montana is supposed to blow up a car, but there is a kid in the car, and Tony doesn’t go through with it. I would totally have done it, and enjoyed the bourgeois … I mean, it’s so boring because this thread is pretty much the same thread again. Or this one, where they fantasize about killing cops: > [@Kratom and Delta 8 bans](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kratom-and-delta-8-bans/963637): > > I live in Virginia and commute to Tennessee frequently. I’ve managed to stop drinking thanks to the substances in the title. Now it seems big pharma, etc. is weaseling into VA and TN to get the republicnt governments to cut out something that is beneficial to me and many others. Screw their profits. The kratom and delta 8 business must be cutting into their precious profits. I know some worthless Barney Fife types in law enforcement are going to end dying over a fuking plant and corporate greed … At least there were no direct calls to violence in this thread: > [@This bullshit is getting fucking old!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bullshit-is-getting-fucking-old/964641): > > Alright you motherfuckers, this shit is getting old. We need to get rid of those faggot ass lobbyists that are working for big pharma to kill our buzz! Well, let’s get to raising hell at those congress critters that would vote for this. It helps keep me from drinking and it calms me; makes me less psychotic. In short: it is my happy place. There was this thread, wishing people to get cancer: > [@Why does Google image search suck so much dick?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-google-image-search-suck-so-much-dick/986565): > > Seriously! First they take away the view image button, but you could still right click to view the image. Now the motherfuckers have taken that away, so when you right click to view the image you instead get the crappy little google cache version and not the full image. To view the motherfucking image you now have to go to the website and hope the god damned thing hasn’t been resized or that right click hasn’t been disabled. Larry and Sergey deserve pancreatic cancer, the cunts! Basically, if you see a BBQ Pit thread by cjackson, it’s yet another “edgy” attempt to troll the community again. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/10 "2024-06-29T01:25:26Z")
“cjackson’s neighbors described him as ‘sad. lonely, angry man who needs to be isolated and oastracized’. When questioned by the police after the mass shooting, many of his neighbors were quoted as saying ‘yeah…that pretty much tracks’”. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/11 "2024-06-29T01:37:28Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Why I love this place. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/12 "2024-06-29T02:03:57Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > “cjackson’s neighbors described him as ‘sad. lonely, angry man who needs to be isolated and oastracized’. When questioned by the police after the mass shooting, many of his neighbors were quoted as saying ‘yeah…that pretty much tracks’”. Thank you. Saved me the trouble of writing. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/13 "2024-06-29T02:11:20Z")
Thanks for the intel. Clearly a troll. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/14 "2024-06-29T02:12:27Z")
I for one think that pretty people are nice to look at, and I don’t want them rubbing their cunty faces in broken glass. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/15 "2024-06-29T02:13:52Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > man who needs to be isolated and oastracized No one ‘needs’ that. That shyte is stalking and harasment. In fact, being a part of that might place you as an accessory before the fact. If anyone should die in that ‘mass shooting’ you might get a needle in your arm as well under the felony murder rule ( depending on where the shooting takes place ). As for proof, if you were stalking/harassing him, “go grove it” might be as simple as whether or not you had the app that tracks his phone on your phone. Do save the courts a lot of time? F.O. and Don’t Do It. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/16 "2024-06-29T02:18:20Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > > [@msmith537](#): > > > > isolated and oastracized > > stalking and harasment Umm, you might want to refresh your understanding of those four words. > [@hajario](#): > > Clearly a troll. Nah, this one has graduated from the classic _troll or sock_ to _psychopath or sociopath_. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/17 "2024-06-29T02:19:49Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. I always found that commercial incredibly obnoxious. My usual response to the TV was “I don’t. I hate you because you’re such an arrogant bitch about the luck of the genetic draw.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/18 "2024-06-29T02:26:47Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > **Fuck pretty people** - > > Well, okay. I’m trying but _they_ won’t cooperate. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/19 "2024-06-29T02:39:10Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Umm, you might want to refresh your understanding of those four words. I actually have. While ‘isolated’ could mean you choose not to interact with them ( not against the law ) taking actions to prevent others from interacting is harassment. What you do to ‘Ostrcize’ him, given you have zero legal standing, usually means you are breaking the law. It might be a misdemeanor… it might be a felony… depending on what you do. The civil trial after will likely be quite expensive. And if the people ‘Ostracizing’ him are part of some group? Then there’s Class Action, a way to impound that group’s assets. And if that group also offers or holds mortgages for it’s members? Ownership of the mortgage could easily transfer over to the person ‘Ostracized’. At that point, it’s just a matter of selling the mortgage, or if you want to get nasty, Foreclosure. Imagine that happening right before the start of school too. What a shame. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460/20 "2024-06-29T03:52:23Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > I actually have. While ‘isolated’ could mean you choose not to interact with them ( not against the law ) taking actions to prevent others from interacting is harassment. > > What you do to ‘Ostrcize’ him, given you have zero legal standing, usually means you are breaking the law. It might be a misdemeanor… it might be a felony… depending on what you do. The civil trial after will likely be quite expensive. And if the people ‘Ostracizing’ him are part of some group? Then there’s Class Action, a way to impound that group’s assets. > > And if that group also offers or holds mortgages for it’s members? Ownership of the mortgage could easily transfer over to the person ‘Ostracized’. At that point, it’s just a matter of selling the mortgage, or if you want to get nasty, Foreclosure. > > Imagine that happening right before the start of school too. > > What a shame. Not associating with someone is harassment, and letting others know they’re shit involves tracking someone’s phone? What the absolute fuck are you on about? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-pretty-people/1003460.md?page=2)