# Fuck the Eagles. I ain't seeing your fucking show even if you do rescedule.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 10, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303 "2004-04-10T09:49:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/1 "2004-04-10T09:49:37Z")

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[http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/](http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/)

Fuck you. Duluth is **smaller** than Grand Forks, plus we have people from Fargo and Winnipeg that would have come. I bought 4 $96 tickets to see your decrepit asses do a “farewell” tour, and this is what happens?!? So the 20,000+ that would have sold wasn’t enough?

Fuck you Eagles. Your CD’s will make good target practice for my new gun today when I try it out.

Welcome to the Hotel Fuck You.

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**Author:** ![Caprese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Caprese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprese)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/2 "2004-04-10T15:03:54Z")

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**duffer** I feel your pain. 25 odd years ago I had tickets to see the Egos–oops I mean Eagles, at Red Rocks here in Colorado.  
They broke up, the concert was canceled and I could not get a refund. Except for Joe Walsh, I never did like those guys all that much anyway.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/3 "2004-04-10T15:29:25Z")

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Say, have you checked to see if Poco is touring?

Much more talent, better songs, not such assholes, somewhat original style

I am just saying…

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/4 "2004-04-10T16:10:27Z")

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Interesting. They are playing in Billings, Montana and haven’t been able to sell out a 9,000 seat venue.

I talked with friends and we all agreed $90 was waaaay too much for a band that hasn’t had a hit since the early 80’s.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/5 "2004-04-10T16:36:51Z")

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> [@whistlepig](#):
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> I talked with friends and we all agreed $90 was waaaay too much for a band that hasn’t had a hit since the early 80’s.

My personal philosophy has become “No Band is Worth More Than $50 A Seat.” It means I don’t see some of the top-tier bands I like, but spending $100+ on a night out is more than I care to do, unless it involves Vegas or strippers or something. I’ll buy some CDs and go see some less-famous bands. The $15 I spent on Great Big Sea last night was better than some of the $50-60 concerts I used to go to.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/6 "2004-04-10T18:17:05Z")

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Are you from Forks, **Duffer**? I’ll be damned, we have something in common. I lived there for years and I’m a UND grad.

This is just a WAG but maybe the band found out that Englestad Arena was built by a Nazi? The Ralph is a damn nice rink but it creeps me out a little that Engestad himself collected Nazi memerobillia and held birthday parties for Hitler. Maybe the Eagles found out about it. I believe Don Henley is somewhat of a political activist, isnt he? Maybe he thought it would hurt his image.

Or maybe that has nothing to do with it, what the hell do I know.

It does seem strange that they didn’t give a reason for the cancellation. I don’t think Duluth would draw any more, or even as much as GF, but who knows?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/7 "2004-04-10T18:58:37Z")

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[Cab Driver]Fuck you man. If you don’t like my fuckin’ music get your own fuckin’ cab! I pull over and kick your ass out![/Cab Driver]

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/8 "2004-04-11T03:43:51Z")

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Wasn’t that one of Bill Maher’s “NEW RULES”?

That when you have a ‘farewell tour’ you actually have to \*go away \* after it?

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**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-eagles-i-aint-seeing-your-fucking-show-even-if-you-do-rescedule/239303/9 "2004-04-11T20:32:16Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> [http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/](http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/)
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> Fuck you. Duluth is **smaller** than Grand Forks, plus we have people from Fargo and Winnipeg that would have come. I bought 4 $96 tickets to see your decrepit asses do a “farewell” tour, and this is what happens?!? So the 20,000+ that would have sold wasn’t enough?
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> Fuck you Eagles. Your CD’s will make good target practice for my new gun today when I try it out.
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> Welcome to the Hotel Fuck You.

Sorry to pick nits here, but Grand Forks is about half the population of Duluth, plus there would be a large draw from the Twin Cities.

But I can’t think of anybody or anything I’d pay $95.00 to see anyway.  
😃
