# Fuck the environment! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461 "2005-03-08T00:22:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/41 "2005-03-10T16:59:03Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > This is a ‘sound of one hand clapping’ thing, isn’t it? 😉 Actually, I think it’s more of a Schrodinger’s Cat thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/42 "2005-03-10T17:11:51Z")
Say, what _is_ the sound of one hand slapping Shroedinger’s Cat? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/43 "2005-03-10T18:47:02Z")
> [@Go You Big Red Fire Engine](#): > > The things they store hamburgers in, they have two sides like a clam and close around like a clam. There’s a revolutionary new device for storing hamburgers in. It’s called “paper”. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/44 "2005-03-10T18:47:02Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Say, what _is_ the sound of one hand slapping Shroedinger’s Cat? That depends. Is the hand holding a “fork”, a “not fork”, or both? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/45 "2005-03-10T23:42:34Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Say, what _is_ the sound of one hand slapping Shroedinger’s Cat? _ruf_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/46 "2005-03-11T00:58:52Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Say, what _is_ the sound of one hand slapping Shroedinger’s Cat? Well, half the time you miss. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/47 "2005-03-11T06:47:12Z")
I would think it depends upon whether the Cat is dead or alive, or half-dead and half-alive. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/48 "2005-03-11T09:33:23Z")
I wouldn’t go fucking around with zombie cats. Regular cats are enough trouble, but zombie cats, shit, you best run and hide. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/49 "2005-03-11T13:12:11Z")
[QUOTE=Scarface Z] My knife fucking melted whilst cutting apart the slices of my pizza! QUOTE] Waitasec. You cut up a slice of pizza? You _cut_ up a slice of **PIZZA?** That’s…that’s just wrong. _gives **Scarface Z** a weird look, takes his pizza slice and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Scarface\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Scarface\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarface_Z)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/50 "2005-03-13T18:09:32Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Waitasec. You cut up a slice of pizza? No, once again, the pizza wasn’t sliced well, and so I grabbed a knife to separate each individual slice. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? Hasn’t anyone ever grabbed a slice of pizza only to have the cheese come off because it stuck to another slice? I was merely avoiding this, geez. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/51 "2005-03-14T13:09:43Z")
> [@Scarface Z](#): > > No, once again, the pizza wasn’t sliced well, and so I grabbed a knife to separate each individual slice. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? Hasn’t anyone ever grabbed a slice of pizza only to have the cheese come off because it stuck to another slice? I was merely avoiding this, geez. And I was just teasing. Nothing to get flustered about. Take a few deep breaths. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/52 "2005-03-14T13:38:32Z")
Well, it _is_ a pretty serious allegation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461/53 "2005-03-14T16:34:32Z")
> [@Scarface Z](#): > > No, once again, the pizza wasn’t sliced well, and so I grabbed a knife to separate each individual slice. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? Hasn’t anyone ever grabbed a slice of pizza only to have the cheese come off because it stuck to another slice? I was merely avoiding this, geez. You’re supposed to savagely tear the pizza apart with your bare hands. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-environment/293461.md?page=2)