# fuck the gloved one **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008 "2009-06-26T00:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/41 "2009-06-26T02:29:47Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > Lewis Carroll, while it’s pretty certain he never did anything with them, was interested almost exclusively with being in the company of young girls. He also took naked pictures of them. ---
**Author:** ![koufax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7ea924/32.png) [@koufax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koufax)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/42 "2009-06-26T02:35:29Z")
> [@starwarsfreek42](#): > > Are you stupid? > > Dancing, being vain, not fucking his wife and having a former spouse that turned out to be gay do not equate to proof of anybody’s sexuality. Have you got a reliabe cite that he was attracted to young males? If he was, he could still have been attracted to females and therefore have been bi. You have offered no evidence to back up your statement. Yeah, I have a number of male heterosexual married friends who have never had sex with their wives yet have 2 children with the woman. They also all LOVE to dance, are always getting their hair done, having plastic surgery, love to shop and make their kids wear veils to hide their identity in public. (even though you could see right through the veils) And they ALL talk in a high pitched voice and have an ex wife who is gay. Seriously, do you think he was a heterosexual? NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT ---
**Author:** ![starwarsfreek42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@starwarsfreek42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/starwarsfreek42)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/43 "2009-06-26T02:41:04Z")
> [@koufax](#): > > Seriously, do you think he was a heterosexual? NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT I don’t think that he was anything, because he never made a statement either way and I try hard not to judge people. You have no evidence. And there’s no need to yell. ---
**Author:** ![koufax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7ea924/32.png) [@koufax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koufax)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/44 "2009-06-26T02:42:36Z")
> [@koufax](#): > > Yeah, I have a number of male heterosexual married friends who have never had sex with their wives yet have 2 children with the woman. > > They also all LOVE to dance, are always getting their hair done, having plastic surgery, love to shop and make their kids wear veils to hide their identity in public. (even though you could see right through the veils) > > And they ALL talk in a high pitched voice and have an ex wife who is gay. > > Seriously, do you think he was a heterosexual? NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT Oh and I forgot all those friends have been to court in their jammies. I am not trying to insult gays, but cmon. i think all those rumors that he was asexual were put out there to protect his image, since his handlers probably thought that he would lose fans if he admitted he was gay. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/45 "2009-06-26T02:44:55Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I pulled that right outta my big black ass; exactly where everyone pulls everything about him from. Goddamn your ass must be sore. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/46 "2009-06-26T02:57:21Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > One big piece of evidence is that he paid a kid $15 million to shut him up. > > How many adult males do you know who routinely sleep with other people’s kids? How many adult males do you know who did any of the things Michael Jackson did as an adult? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/47 "2009-06-26T03:06:21Z")
Where does the separation between Gay and Male-Oriented-Pedophile break? Can we accept that, based on evidence that few, if any, underage girls accused him of coming onto them, he was both homosexual (as in, Gay) AND a pedophile? Really, we need to stop enabling the Male-Oriented Pedophiles because if we recognize they exist it supposedly taints the regular gays. MJ was a Male-Oriented Pedophiles and, by definition, attracted to males. That makes him gay. The attraction to children makes him a pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/48 "2009-06-26T03:09:50Z")
What comes to mind for fuck the gloved one? 1. The Hamburger Helper glove mascot. 2. Ronald McDonald 3. The Burger King 4. Mickey Mouse 5. Micheal Jackson Sorry that’s the order I thought of them. I really don’t think about that singer guy. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/49 "2009-06-26T03:23:49Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Dude, I can’t dance at all and I’m black. Being black doesn’t mean anyone can dance just as being asian doesn’t mean you instantly know martial arts or being mexican Hey, I’m Irish _and_ drunk. Go ahead and give it one more shot, shaking it out on the dance floor… Ok, only part Irish ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/50 "2009-06-26T03:26:22Z")
> [@koufax](#): > > I am not trying to insult gays, but cmon. For not trying, you’re sure doing a hell of a job. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/51 "2009-06-26T03:26:37Z")
Wait, we had to wait this long for a “Fuck Michael Jackson” thread and _this_ is what we get?! ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/52 "2009-06-26T03:27:22Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > CMC fnord! > So what were you doing that “nailed” [Farrah Fawcett](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=522339)? Jerking off into a crumpled hernia truss brochure from 1953. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/53 "2009-06-26T03:33:14Z")
I’m not going to ask how you finished off David Carradine. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/54 "2009-06-26T03:36:13Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Hey, I’m Irish _and_ drunk. > > Go ahead and give it one more shot, shaking it out on the dance floor… > > Ok, only part Irish I don’tt have to try anything out one more time. I’m only saying that we have nothing but innuendo on the Jacko/Pedo thing. He wasn’t jailed for it, was he? Do not get me wrong. I believe there was some kind of nutso kiddy thing going on. But there is no cited proof. I would not however, let MJ spend time with my kids, if I had any. Jacko had problems…but more to blame than himslef thre were people that must have known he had some issues. And yet they did nothing to help him. I don’ t think that MJ was personally evil. But he was a sad and lonely and unstable man. All of the bad things attributed tio him will come out. Its just depressing to see how many folks are ready to caim them as fact before the body is even cold. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/55 "2009-06-26T03:36:50Z")
> [@koufax](#): > > Oh and I forgot all those friends have been to court in their jammies. Have you met **Gonzomax**? ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/56 "2009-06-26T03:47:31Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > I’m not going to ask how you finished off David Carradine. Don’t knock it; it’s informative as well as arousing: Curtis LeMay himself says that the new Abdomodyne Lux-O-Truss allows you to enjoy the “Atomic Age Security And Support that only Bomber Command itself provides”. ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/57 "2009-06-26T03:49:31Z")
Great…fifty years of speculation that he faked his death and is living with Elvis and Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/58 "2009-06-26T03:55:51Z")
> [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > Great…fifty years of speculation that he faked his death and is living with Elvis and Hitler. It’s a new Three’s Company! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/59 "2009-06-26T03:58:43Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Have you met **Gonzomax**? Whoa, when was this? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/60 "2009-06-26T04:03:00Z")
> [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > Great…fifty years of speculation that he faked his death and is living with Elvis and Hitler. Don’t forget Andy Kaufman, no doubt cracking Elvis up with his Elvis impression. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008.md?page=4)