# fuck the gloved one **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008 "2009-06-26T00:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/61 "2009-06-26T04:18:19Z")
Suzanne de Passe seems like a drunk asshole. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/62 "2009-06-26T04:28:59Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > It’s a new Three’s Company! Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you… “Ooh Adolf! Can you iron my underwear for me? Thanks for being a dear mmkay?” “Tun es sich, Sie gehen verrücktes Bündel…” [Subtitle: Go and do it yourself, you crazy faggot…] [Elvis enters the room] “Yo! The King has entered the building! Thank you, thankyouverymuch.” [Studio audience goes wild] “Oh groß, ist dieser Sohn einer Prostituierteaufenthaltsraumeidechse zurück wieder…” “Elvis ! Come and give me some lovey dovey! I bought some whipped cream and feathers at Wal Mart-we’re going to have a cool party tonite! Adolf hooked me up with the Vienna Boy’s Choir and they’ll all be over here at 9-oooh it’s going to be so much fun…” “Ya, wie die Affen geplagt mit der Tollwut, die ganz über meine Fleischart des Spaßes kriecht…” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/63 "2009-06-26T04:45:39Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > the Jacko/Pedo thing. We’re pinned gloves all! Jacko/Pedo! Are we not black men? WE ARE DEVO! ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/64 "2009-06-26T06:16:54Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I’m bitterly disappointed. I was getting a blowjob when I heard Princess Di was dead, [snip] You were listening to the news? Was it really that boring? :o ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/65 "2009-06-26T06:25:03Z")
Of course pederasty and homosexuality are completely different. So strange that people are struggling with this distinction still. He was sexual deviant whose crimes were covered up by his money and fame. And his music is _fucking awful_. I was his prime demographic–a teenager in the 1980s, albeit not a girl–and I always was baffled that such crappy shit could be so famous. He represents for me everything that was abominable about the 80s, even more so than Reagan. I hope that he and his music are swiftly forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/66 "2009-06-26T06:28:07Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > I hope that he and his music are swiftly forgotten. Oh boy. That aint gonna happen. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/67 "2009-06-26T06:29:20Z")
> [@horsetech](#): > > You were listening to the news? Was it really that boring? :o Damn, that’s just rude, watching TV while getting head. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/68 "2009-06-26T06:49:39Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > And his music is _fucking awful_. I was his prime demographic–a teenager in the 1980s, albeit not a girl–and I always was baffled that such crappy shit could be so famous. He represents for me everything that was abominable about the 80s, even more so than Reagan. I hope you were a punk rocker. Either that or a Dean Friedman groupie. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/69 "2009-06-26T07:21:26Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > Damn, that’s just rude, watching TV while getting head. If it’s any consolation, I didn’t stop to watch the reports until after I’d finished. ---
**Author:** ![AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/70 "2009-06-26T07:59:28Z")
> [@](#): > > MJ was a Male-Oriented Pedophiles and, by definition, attracted to males. That makes him gay. The attraction to children makes him a pedophile No, that does not make him gay. It makes him a male-orientated pedophile…If he was attracted to guys in general YES that would make him gay. But very few gays (except for NAMBLA members) act on their acttration to young gay males. Actually wasn’t there some research that said that most male orentaited pedos ID’d as primarily hetro? ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/71 "2009-06-26T08:38:41Z")
Doesn’t sound much like a cardiac arrest to me. I heard when the paramedics found him he was with a bunch of kids having a stroke. No doubt his ghost will end up haunting someplace where he can put the willies up small children. Still, tricky one for the coroner… do they blame it on sunshine, moonlight, good times or the boogie? ---
**Author:** ![DemonSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac8455/32.png) [@DemonSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonSpawn)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/72 "2009-06-26T10:11:05Z")
Hijack, re-translation of obvious computer-German: > [@John\_DiFool](#): > > “Tun es sich, Sie gehen verrücktes Bündel…” “Do it to yourself, you go crazy bundle…” > [@John\_DiFool](#): > > “Oh groß, ist dieser Sohn einer Prostituierteaufenthaltsraumeidechse zurück wieder…” Oh big, is this son of a prostitute lounge lizard back. > [@John\_DiFool](#): > > "Ya, wie die Affen geplagt mit der Tollwut, die ganz über meine Fleischart des Spaßes kriecht… Ya, how the monkeys plagued by rabies, that crawl all over my kind of meat of fun. That Adolf, always a hoot. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/73 "2009-06-26T12:33:37Z")
Michael Jackson always struck me as a tragic, Peter Pan-esque character. If we found out that when he had those kids over to the Ranch, he was actually playing with them (going on the rides, eating cotton candy, playing with toys ) I wouldn’t be surprised. I think he came from an absolutely horrible home situation, and had none of the skills necessary to cope with that. On the other hand, if a video of him blowing an 11 year old came out, that wouldn’t surprise me either. But Billie Jean is one of my top ten songs all time. Love. Btw, what is the strongest evidence for the sexual abuse allegations? Him paying the families is disturbing, but not damning. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/74 "2009-06-26T13:20:41Z")
> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > Btw, what is the strongest evidence for the sexual abuse allegations? Him paying the families is disturbing, but not damning. YMMV. The accused tossing a kid’s salad on the witness stand in open court would be pretty compelling, I think. Even with a celebrity of Jackson’s stature, you might be looking at a hung jury. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/75 "2009-06-26T13:21:07Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > So if they never had intercourse, how did she have his children? I’ve always assumed it involved a turkey baster. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/76 "2009-06-26T13:30:22Z")
Jackson lost me when he started using “Jew” as a verb. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/77 "2009-06-26T13:31:27Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I’m bitterly disappointed. I was getting a blowjob when I heard Princess Di was dead, > [@horsetech](#): > > You were listening to the news? Was it really that boring? :o I was thinking it was more along the lines of: - Mmph mm mmph, mmphmph mpmphmm mmpph? - Huh? - Mmph mm mmph, mmphmph mpmphmm mmpph? - What! - I said, did you hear Princess Diana died? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/78 "2009-06-26T13:37:56Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I always pegged him as asexual. But I pulled that right outta my big black ass; exactly where everyone pulls everything about him from. Damn, that is a BIG black ass! 😃 I’ll pull one out of my pasty white ass…I think he was more Peter Pan than Gary Glitter, but still somewhere in between; the problem is, I’m not sure that anybody on this earth can tell the real story now. Everything is suspect at this level. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/79 "2009-06-26T13:38:53Z")
> [@koufax](#): > > fuck the gloved one What are you - eight years old? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008/80 "2009-06-26T13:49:02Z")
> [@DemonSpawn](#): > > Hijack, re-translation of obvious computer-German: > > That Adolf, always a hoot. Yeah, Babelfish addict here (I could probably do the Generalissimo Franco version rather well on my own, tho). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-gloved-one/501008.md?page=5)