# Fuck the RIAA, bring it on

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 3, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716 "2003-12-03T15:23:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/21 "2003-12-04T04:35:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> **However, if there was a technology which point blank “100% prevented” a car from speeding on a dead straight deserted highway, then the discussion would be moot because the ability to speed would be taken away.**

Well, there is such a technology. It’d be possible to put a governor in every car that would limit it to a top speed of, say, 60 MPH. If the lowest speed limit on any highway in the country is 60, and no cars can go faster than 60, then no one can speed on a highway.

But we don’t do that, for a number of reasons. It makes the speed limits harder to change. It doesn’t account for situations where speeding is reasonable or even necessary, even though it’s illegal. And my favorite - if no one is watching, and you aren’t hurting anyone, it’s nobody else’s business what you do.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/22 "2003-12-04T05:25:05Z")

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So, stealing money from the artists is only right if the RIAA does it? Gotcha.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/23 "2003-12-04T09:19:24Z")

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> _Originally posted by stpauler \*  
> **What does the Recording Industry Association of** America_\* have to do with the _French?_ :rolleyes: \*\*

I second that. The OP should keep in mind that some of us _are_ French.

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> \*Originally posted by Mr2001 \*  
> \*\*Seriously though… it is, technically, illegal to download music you’ve already purchased, just like downloading any other music without paying for it. \*\*

It is? I thought the courts ruled that space-shifting and timeshifting were covered. For instance, I can rip my Meatloaf CDs to .mp3 format so why can’t I download the tracks from P2P? Aren’t both actions legal, and aren’t they covered under fair use?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/24 "2003-12-04T11:05:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Derleth \*  
> \*\*So, stealing money from the artists is only right if the RIAA does it? Gotcha. \*\*

Please, who the fuck said this? And how does a contract, freely signed, constitute theft? If an artist signs a punitive contract then they are a fucking stupid artist. I swear, it’s almost as if you’re willing to make up any sort of crap to justify your … oh.

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**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/25 "2003-12-04T11:06:27Z")

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I knew opening this thread was a mistake. The French reference was a general reference to the industry as a whole. The rage was caused after reading of some of the families facing bankruptcy because the teenager was amassing brittany Spears and Backstreet Boys songs. (This, I swear, was the “art” being fought over) Also, the French reference was more political than anything, I know better than to involve politics on SDMB’s when my own OP didn’t concern that.

Mr2001, that was one of the wittiest replies I’ve seen in a long time. However, with the governor, it was take about 6 nanoseconds for a product to hit the market that bypasses it.

Now, for the love of all that is Holy, please shut down the thread

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/26 "2003-12-04T12:09:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> I knew opening this thread was a mistake. The French reference was a general reference to the industry as a whole. \<snip\> Also, the French reference was more political than anything, I know better than to involve politics on SDMB’s when my own OP didn’t concern that.

OH! Okay. So you’re an _idiot_.

The thread makes so much more sense now!

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**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/27 "2003-12-04T12:20:02Z")

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YAY! Ass309 figured out the point of the thread! He’s so smart!

Now go back and tell your probation officer you’re finally worthy of living in our society

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**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/28 "2003-12-04T12:25:10Z")

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BTW, you’re so darn CUTE! Do you like wrestling with the little boys? You admit on your site that you’re not good enough to wrestle Div-I. Do the little boys throw off your concentration? I bet they do big boy. I stand 6’4" and played Div-I football as a nose tackle. All while on scholarship.

Want to keep the insults going?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/29 "2003-12-04T12:36:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> **Mr2001, that was one of the wittiest replies I’ve seen in a long time. However, with the governor, it was take about 6 nanoseconds for a product to hit the market that bypasses it.**

Good luck. Ever try and get an airbag deactivated?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/30 "2003-12-04T12:48:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> \*\*BTW, you’re so darn CUTE! Do you like wrestling with the little boys? You admit on your site that you’re not good enough to wrestle Div-I. Do the little boys throw off your concentration? I bet they do big boy. I stand 6’4" and played Div-I football as a nose tackle. All while on scholarship.
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> Want to keep the insults going? \*\*

Oh no! Here’s comes another train! We’re about to crash!

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**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/31 "2003-12-04T13:57:30Z")

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HEHEHE. I figure if you’re gonna get a flame thread started, do it yourself. I await further insults while having discourse with the rest of the teeming millions.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/32 "2003-12-04T14:03:25Z")

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DNFTT people.

Besides no need to post anyway, the OP requested the thread closed, it’s a dead thread walking.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/33 "2003-12-04T14:28:57Z")

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For the longest time, my passenger airbag was, in fact, deactivated. Why do you ask?

Oh, and there’s the classic wire-snip Corvette owners do that eliminates the skip-to-fourth feature in the automatic transmission.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/34 "2003-12-04T14:29:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> \*\*BTW, you’re so darn CUTE! Do you like wrestling with the little boys? You admit on your site that you’re not good enough to wrestle Div-I. Do the little boys throw off your concentration? I bet they do big boy. I stand 6’4" and played Div-I football as a nose tackle. All while on scholarship.
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> Want to keep the insults going? \*\*

Sure, why not? So, you’re a large sized asshole. Dosen’t bother me a bit.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/35 "2003-12-04T14:43:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cityboy916 \*  
> **It is? I thought the courts ruled that space-shifting and timeshifting were covered. For instance, I can rip my Meatloaf CDs to .mp3 format so why can’t I download the tracks from P2P?**

I don’t think those rights apply when you’re downloading things from strangers on the internet. For example, you can legally tape “The Simpsons” and watch it later, but if you forget to tape it, you can’t download it; you have to wait for the DVD. It’s a dumb technicality.

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> \*\*Aren’t both actions legal, and aren’t they covered under fair use? \*\*

It’s possible… fair use isn’t strictly defined, and it certainly seems “fair” to download something you already bought (or could have recorded legally, etc.), but the law doesn’t always make sense.

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**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/36 "2003-12-04T15:14:16Z")

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Damnit Wierddave! I’m trying to get the thread shut down, then this.

I’m assuming you were kidding. I hope so cuz then I can have a laugh and offer to buy you a beer for being a smart-ass like me. Otherwise…

Life motto : A smart-ass is better than a dumb-ass anyday

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/37 "2003-12-04T15:42:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> \*\*  
> Life motto : A smart-ass is better than a dumb-ass anyday \*\*

It’s good to have goals, little buddy, let us all know when you cross _that_ finish line.

By the way, a couple things of note. Bigoted comments such as the “french frogs” are not appreciated here. Also, changing others user names as you did from **Ace309** to Ass309 are highly frowned upon too.

Enjoy your stay.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-the-riaa-bring-it-on/216716/38 "2003-12-09T11:21:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SeekingTruth \*  
> \*\*BTW, you’re so darn CUTE! Do you like wrestling with the little boys? You admit on your site that you’re not good enough to wrestle Div-I. Do the little boys throw off your concentration? I bet they do big boy. I stand 6’4" and played Div-I football as a nose tackle. All while on scholarship.
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> Want to keep the insults going? \*\*

Do NOT accuse others of pedophilia, Seeking Truth.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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