# Fuck them up thier stupid asses. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2002, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906 "2002-07-14T09:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/1 "2002-07-14T09:15:17Z")
[http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/12/killed.for.a.dollar.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/12/killed.for.a.dollar.ap/index.html) What the fuck is wrong with the world? Do people not realize what they are doing when they are beating a kid to death or roasting thier fucking kids in the backseat of a car? Fuck these cocksuckers. Fuck them up thier stupid asses. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/2 "2002-07-14T10:28:35Z")
People like this are exactly why you should need a license to reproduce. I’m telling you, the more I see of humans, the better I like my dog. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/3 "2002-07-15T03:28:01Z")
Um, that wasn’t his parents-although from all acounts, his parents were deadbeats. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/4 "2002-07-15T03:41:58Z")
Yeah! Damn those homosexuals! How the hell is it they have kids they can beat to death anyway?!? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/5 "2002-07-15T03:59:53Z")
**minty** There must be a term which is the _opposite_ of “preaching to the choir.” He/she’ll never get it. But thanks for coming by. ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/6 "2002-07-15T04:52:05Z")
_sigh_ It’s all I can do…☹ ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/7 "2002-07-15T04:58:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by minty green \* > \*\*Yeah! Damn those homosexuals! How the hell is it they have kids they can beat to death anyway?!? \*\* What does homosexuals have to do with that story … Fuck You… I just read that story and not once was homosexual mentioned…This Cocksucker is Realllllllyyy Fucking Pissed… ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/8 "2002-07-15T05:36:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by baltotop \* > **What does homosexuals have to do with that story … Fuck You… > I just read that story and not once was homosexual mentioned…This Cocksucker is Realllllllyyy Fucking Pissed…** I believe that **minty** was being sarcastic and trying to show **Stinkpalm** that one shouldn’t use homosexuality as an insult. I think **samclem** was trying to say how futile it is to try to convince people that use homosexuality as an insult that it is wrong. Of course, I could be way off base with this. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/9 "2002-07-15T06:17:15Z")
What the fuck did I say about homosexuals? There were no homosexuals in the story. Is “cocksucker” a term used synonymously with “homosexual” now and I just didn’t get the memo? Apparently I missed something here. Oh well. Sorry if I offended any cocksuckers. ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/10 "2002-07-15T06:17:25Z")
Thanks for clearing that up **HoldenCaulfield**. I didnt even think of it in that way i had just gotten home from work and someone on the street was talking about me and calling me a fag and i just lost it when i read that post … ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/11 "2002-07-15T06:21:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\*What the fuck did I say about homosexuals? There were no homosexuals in the story. > > Is “cocksucker” a term used synonymously with “homosexual” now and I just didn’t get the memo? > > Apparently I missed something here. Oh well. Sorry if I offended any cocksuckers. \*\* To be perfectly honest, I didn’t realize how “cocksucker” implies homosexuality when used in reference to a man until just now when **minty** pointed it out. Of course, I’m not familiar with the names Delon and Clarine; they could very well be females. I don’t really feel like going through the article looking for pronouns right now. For the record, I wasn’t offended by your post; I was just trying to clear things up for **balto**. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/12 "2002-07-15T06:21:35Z")
OOPS! Guess it is! Time to update my slang-dictionary. :rolleyes: Anyway, sorry if I offended anyone with that statement. I think this is taking PC to a crazy extreme, but I won’t call anyone a cocksucker anymore if it will keep the flame from rising in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/13 "2002-07-15T12:43:57Z")
well, not to jump on stinkpalm in this thread. I read the OP and the firs thought I had was a portion of the movie “Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back” I cannot recall the whole bit. Jays little rant did cover “fuck them up your stupid asses” and liberal use of the word “cocksucker” Of course, the character Jay is not someone whom I would want to have as a role model. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/14 "2002-07-15T12:48:43Z")
Osip gets the qupee doll today! You are correct. But alas it is on its way to turning ugly so I will stay out of the arguement ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/15 "2002-07-15T19:17:28Z")
I noticed that too. What made me sure was the obvious Mallrats reference to the stink palm. Do I get a kewpie doll as well? ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/16 "2002-07-15T22:55:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\*Osip gets the qupee doll today! You are correct. But alas it is on its way to turning ugly so I will stay out of the arguement \*\* At least you refrained from the “We are going to force them to eat our shit. SHit out our shit and eat theri shit which contains our shit.” BTW **Holden** I saw your name and instantly thought of Holden McNeal 🙂 “It’s days like to day I miss dating a Lesbian.” ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/17 "2002-07-15T23:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osip \* > \*\*BTW Holden I saw your name and instantly thought of Holden McNeal 🙂 “It’s days like to day I miss dating a Lesbian.” \*\* Well, I got it from The Catcher in the Rye, which is the same place Kevin Smith got it when he wrote Chasing Amy. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/18 "2002-07-15T23:42:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HoldenCaulfield \* > \*\*I noticed that too. What made me sure was the obvious Mallrats reference to the stink palm. > > Do I get a kewpie doll as well? \*\* Sure why the hell not? Most people don’t want qupee dolls from me now anyway because I am a gay hater so there are gonna be plenty of extras. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-them-up-thier-stupid-asses/118906/19 "2002-07-17T01:17:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samclem \* > \*\ ***minty** There must be a term which is the _opposite_ of “preaching to the choir.” \*\* That would be “talking to a brick wall”. I don’t think **Stinkpalm** is a brick wall. But it seems that a lot of parents and caregivers are.