# Fuck This

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 26, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119 "2019-06-26T19:29:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/21 "2019-06-26T22:50:02Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Just relax a bit.

Andy as voice of reason! I like it.

ETA: Madmonk, that’s silly. Someone should try an experiment in which they simply post Tucker Carlson or Laura Ingraham quotes as their own. They would get banned for inflammatory hate speech or whatever in no time.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/22 "2019-06-26T22:56:34Z")

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Please, the conservatives on this board get away with murder and still piss and moan like little bitches.

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**Author:** ![Helmut\_Doork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e8c25b/32.png) [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/23 "2019-06-26T23:19:31Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> It’s more that you come off as a jerk to me. But hey, we have outright self-confessed trolls that have persisted here against all odds, so maybe you’ll dig in here too!

this is the first thread where I have ever made an unkind comment towards another, where they had not made one at me prior, and only to someone who jokes that Jews are vermin. You tactfully made an observation about me here, and I am not insulting you becasue your post was sincere and not hateful, and one I will do some self analysis on.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/24 "2019-06-26T23:39:08Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Please, the conservatives on this board get away with murder and still piss and moan like little bitches.

All two of them? They really don’t get away with anything that other posters don’t. Trust me, I’ve seen every crybaby thread about this in ATMB.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/25 "2019-06-27T00:19:25Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> All two of them? They really don’t get away with anything that other posters don’t. Trust me, I’ve seen every crybaby thread about this in ATMB.

Why should we trust you? YOU’RE HITLER!  
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/26 "2019-06-27T00:26:19Z")

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I’m going to be the third or fourth or fifth or whatever the number is now to suggest to **BPC** that some deep breaths, a nice cup of tea and maybe some Valium would be a good idea. I don’t mean that in a snarky way. If someone is going to get banned around here I want it to be **Ditka** , not **BPC**. **Ditka** is a deliberately provocative, calculating troll who enjoys creating this kind of shitstorm.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/27 "2019-06-27T00:46:12Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Just relax a bit. None of this is really that important. The issues are, but our arguments aren’t. We’re not really accomplishing much here. This is mostly wasting time on the internet. It can be fun and even intellectually stimulating and illuminating time-wasting, but we’re not actually doing much beyond that. And that’s only at the best of times – far more often it’s uninformed sniping and silliness.
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> I still love the place, though!

Could I trouble you to pack up some of your sanity in a box and mail it to me? I could really use some of that right now, and it seems like you have enough to share.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/28 "2019-06-27T00:49:32Z")

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BPC, may I reccomend a nice, quiet vacation? You’ve been seriously high strung lately.

> [@Helmut\_Doork](#):
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> Tone police! Calling tone police! Lame thread that crybaby worked four days on being hijacked!

How old are you?

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/29 "2019-06-27T01:37:08Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I think we just have to accept that conservatives are a protected class on this board and get special treatment from the mods.

You’re fucking kidding me, right? I once got a warning for calling abortionists baby-killers. But conservatives are the protected class?

You ever notice how everyone places bets on when the conservative will be banned, but **Der Trihs** is still here? Why exactly do you think that is?

This is literally pitting someone for protesting against Godwinizing. But yeah, conservatives get special leeway..myuhu.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/30 "2019-06-27T01:39:27Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> Andy as voice of reason! I like it.
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> ETA: Madmonk, that’s silly. Someone should try an experiment in which they simply post Tucker Carlson or Laura Ingraham quotes as their own. They would get banned for inflammatory hate speech or whatever in no time.

That’s pretty funny!

Hey, aren’t you the guy who chauffeurs human trafficking victims around?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/31 "2019-06-27T01:51:50Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > [@Helmut\_Doork](#):
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> > Tone police! Calling tone police! Lame thread that crybaby worked four days on being hijacked!
> 
> How old are you?

I think there’s an extraneous “o” in his username.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/32 "2019-06-27T01:56:23Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> You ever notice how everyone places bets on when the conservative will be banned, but **Der Trihs** is still here? Why exactly do you think that is?

Because I barely post anymore. And never in Great Debates or Elections.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/33 "2019-06-27T01:59:47Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> I like it here. I like most of the people here. I just struggle to see the point.

…when our nation was grieving just a few months ago I had to deal with this:

> [@Should the New Zealand Live Stream of Massacre be Censored?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-new-zealand-live-stream-of-massacre-be-censored/831193/60):
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> Prior to this, I didn’t realize New Zealand was such a tyrannical shithole:
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> [New Zealand man, 22, arrested for allegedly distributing video of mosque shootings](https://abcnews.go.com/ABCNews/zealand-man-22-arrested-allegedly-distributing-video-mosque/story?id=61742270)

I didn’t let the bastard win then, don’t let that bastard win now. Use the ignore button if you have too. Take a time out. The fight against ignorance needs people who can write OP’s like [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21705081&postcount=1).

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/34 "2019-06-27T02:08:10Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> You’re fucking kidding me, right? I once got a warning for calling abortionists baby-killers. But conservatives are the protected class?
> 
> You ever notice how everyone places bets on when the conservative will be banned, but **Der Trihs** is still here? Why exactly do you think that is?
> 
> This is literally pitting someone for protesting against Godwinizing. But yeah, conservatives get special leeway…myuhu.

I thought this was a really strange post, but then I saw [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21719784&postcount=43).

So you’re actually a professional asshole, and not just auditioning to be one.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/35 "2019-06-27T02:12:05Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …when our nation was grieving just a few months ago I had to deal with this:
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> I didn’t let the bastard win then, don’t let that bastard win now. Use the ignore button if you have too. Take a time out. The fight against ignorance needs people who can write OP’s like [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21705081&postcount=1).

How do you define letting an anonymous message poster win? Or how did you stop him from “winning”? Did you get that guy released from jail?

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/36 "2019-06-27T02:18:19Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> You’re fucking kidding me, right? I once got a warning for calling abortionists baby-killers. But conservatives are the protected class?
> 
> You ever notice how everyone places bets on when the conservative will be banned, but **Der Trihs** is still here? Why exactly do you think that is?
> 
> This is literally pitting someone for protesting against Godwinizing. But yeah, conservatives get special leeway…myuhu.

Every time I see you get indignant, I think of the time that you hopped a turnstile, got called out on it, and complained that you should have gotten a free pass because you are a more important person than the guy who told you that you can’t hop turnstiles.

Your public freak outs are not as convincing or endearing as you think they are.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/37 "2019-06-27T02:19:40Z")

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I freely admit being bigoted against the board conservatives, but it’s that soft lowered-expectations flavor of bigotry.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/38 "2019-06-27T02:50:50Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> How do you define letting an anonymous message poster win? Or how did you stop him from “winning”? Did you get that guy released from jail?

…fuck off troll.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/39 "2019-06-27T02:55:38Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …fuck off troll.

oooh, you sure got me! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-this/836119/40 "2019-06-27T02:58:36Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> I’m giving **Helmut Doork** four weeks on this board before banning. Any other estimates?

Estimate: Before Labor Day (US).  
Hope: So fast it makes gods blink.

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