# Fuck YOU America, Fuck you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456 "2003-12-28T21:42:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/181 "2004-01-09T19:08:57Z")
Cheeky and Pete Rose must have hired the same PR firm. “Now when you apologize, be sure to insist that you weren’t really wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/182 "2004-01-10T00:50:02Z")
I’m a legend in my own time! OMG, you guys are amusing! Funny, Satz (the originator of this post) has been quiet for a while. So are all the other people who agree with me. They’re not posting for two reasons: (in the case of my peers) they can’t be bothered 'cause you won’t give a shit and it’s pointles, OR they want to remain “safe” on the boards and avoid being bullied from other topics, by the likes of [Bubba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=233726&perpage=10&pagenumber=1) and his unsincere aplogies for such acts, his likes, and their tactics. Either way, every time you say my name, I’m thankful. I think to myself, “Like it or not, the message got through.” It got through enough for you to search MY NAME (like [A Monkey With a Gun](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231832&perpage=10&pagenumber=18) did), and “America” to see what you could come up with, THEN POST THE LINKS. Well fucking hell, it’s the next best thing to a live radio broadcast. Thank you. I’ve seen my shit be called a [melt down](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231832&perpage=10&pagenumber=18), by Grey and Company. Depends on what you call a melt down. As the actual definition for melt down doesn’t apply, I’ll assume you mean an all-out-lose-my-mind-rant-making-no-sense-at-all kind of post. Well, hate to disappoint you, but with the lack of “heat of the moment” ~ cool, calm and collected ~ I still feel the same. As you’ve been so kind to point out, my posts are congruous and parallel. No melt down here, Hon. It’s the way I really feel. It’s the way all of my friends and family feel also. Define it as you like. If it makes you feel better that it’s just ONE person saying this, so be it. How does sand taste when your head is buried in it? You can’t take it. Won’t even look at another’s point of view. Totally congruent with my arguement. Thank you for my not having to explain the point further; you’ve made it for me. Whatever makes you sleep at night. PS: LisaPundit… A PR firm is for Public Relations. Understandably, it’s to make the general public think greatly of you. I don’t give a flying fuck what the public thinks of me, much less the American public. So sorry to flush your cutesy/timely repartee out the window, sweets ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/183 "2004-01-10T01:53:55Z")
Legend in you own mind perhaps but not much else. I’m chalking it up to the inevitable siege mentality that only Quebec can give. Yes I lived there up through CEGEP. With my luck I knew you and, God willing, thought you an ass back then too. Links are provided as cites to previous inanity. In total everything you asserted was proved wrong. The whistling you hear is the wind from being hoisted in your own petard. Unless you want to blame the holocaust on Americans again. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/184 "2004-01-10T01:56:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d like to fuck some Americans too. Especially if they’ve got breasts. Let me introduce you to my scary neighbor. He’s got bigger boobs than—er, well, anyway, I’ll send him right over. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/185 "2004-01-10T02:33:33Z")
Seems the only person that has gotten their bowels in an uproar over this mad cow affair is **cheeky**. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/186 "2004-01-10T02:47:32Z")
**Cheeky,** if you truly do not care what we think of you, why do you keep coming back? If you are this much of an asshole in person, it’s probably a wise decision, you know, your refusing to go amongst the great masses of barbarians to the south. Oh yeah, and fuck you, again. But yes, I like you, I really, really like you, except(and I really hate to drop you down a notch), your not special, trolls like you are a dime a dozen. I bet it is quite special to know you in real life. Oh, and did I mention, fuck you, you stupid bitch? Feedin’ time under the bridge. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/187 "2004-01-10T04:45:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by CheekyMonkey_ > Funny, Satz (the originator of this post) has been quiet for a while. So are all the other people who agree with me. They’re not posting for two reasons: (in the case of my peers) they can’t be bothered 'cause you won’t give a shit and it’s pointles, OR they want to remain “safe” on the boards and avoid being bullied from other topics, by the likes of Bubba and his unsincere aplogies for such acts, his likes, and their tactics. I’m willing to bet it’s because they’re embarassed to be associated with you. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/188 "2004-01-10T05:16:53Z")
From what you’ve said, **cheeky** , your family and friends are all as ignorant and swinish as you are. Don’t worry; exposure to points of view other than idiotic prejudice can help you grow up, if you want to. And by the way, you are definitely _not_ all that. You’re not even a very talented or amusing troll. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/189 "2004-01-10T05:16:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheekyMonkey613 \* > \*\*, OR they want to remain “safe” on the boards and avoid being bullied from other topics, by the likes of [Bubba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=233726&perpage=10&pagenumber=1) and his unsincere aplogies for such acts, his likes, and their tactics. > \*\* No. That was sincere. I thought your rant was pretty good and didn’t wnt the thread to be another **Cheeky** fest. By all means, go ahead and “bully” me on any thread you want. I’m OK with it. On the Paris thread I just thought that blasting only two bimbos was enough. But if you want, I can bop on over there and call you a bitch or dweeb, or Texan or something like that. That will get you attention. Then you can “bully” me there too. Your almost as entertaining as Nicole and Paris. Bubba ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/190 "2004-01-10T06:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheekyMonkey613 \* > \*\*Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. More bullshit. Bullshit. \*\* My God you’re an embarrassment to Canadians. You’re favorite mantra is “ **THE US SUX** ” Well guess what? As **Eve** rather graciously pointed out, this is a US based board, with a US based administration and a US based owner. You’re a guest here. You know that obnoxious “American” who rants and raves and complains when they travel about how crappy the host country is, and how everything in the US is better and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guess what? **YOU’RE HER**! You personify every part of the “American” culture that you claim to hate so much. You **ARE** the negative US stereotype. You’re it. A loud-mouthed jerk, who spews crap without actually having any knowledge about it, and rather than admitting when you’re proven wrong and perhaps…apologizing…you just spew more shit to cover your ass. Interestingly, the actual Americans in this thread have conducted themselves with dignity and aplomb. I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. Shut up. Just shut your fucking mouth. Zip it. Keep your crap to yourself. Why? Because not only are you embarrassing yourself. You’re embarrassing **ME**! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/191 "2004-01-10T18:54:49Z")
**alice** , that was excellent. ---
**Author:** ![J\_String](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@J\_String](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J_String)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/192 "2004-01-10T21:54:16Z")
[www.thecrowroost.com/RECIPES.htm](http://www.thecrowroost.com/RECIPES.htm) OK, **Cheeky** pick one. BTW, can anyone around here cook? ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/193 "2004-01-10T22:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t give a flying fuck what the public thinks of me, much less the American public. Why is it that every person who has ever muttered the phrase, “I don’t give a (insert profanity of choice) what anyone thinks of me.” has just made a complete spectacle of himself? ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/194 "2004-01-11T02:08:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheekyMonkey613 \* > **You can’t take it. Won’t even look at another’s point of view. Totally congruent with my arguement. Thank you for my not having to explain the point further; you’ve made it for me.** Let me be sure I have this straight (I’m not too bright as I’m an American, y’see). You threw a temper tantrum when the US said that the cow might be from Canada, because we always blame Canada and never take responsibility for our own actions. Then it turns out the cow is actually from Canada and that the US was correct all along. And you continued throwing your tantrum. And it’s still our fault because we can’t see another person’s point of view? So, you were wrong. But you were right. OK there, slick. ---
**Author:** ![netscape\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8c91f0/32.png) [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/195 "2004-01-12T14:32:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WinstonSmith \* > \*\*Hope you’ll forgive me for jumping to the end of this thread without reading any of the other answers. Not that I’ve read the OP either, but I’ll just like to but in here and say I’d like to fuck some Americans too. Especially if they’ve got breasts. > > emmm… \*\* You know I was thinking the same thing. what an odd coincidence! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456.md?page=9)