# Fuck YOU America, Fuck you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456 "2003-12-28T21:42:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![IWLN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@IWLN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IWLN)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/81 "2003-12-29T17:55:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*I, for one, refuse to eat CheekyMonkey613’s brain or spinal column. \*\* It was **CheekyMonkey’s** habit of snacking on _his own_ brain and spinal column that caused what you see here today.☹ ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/82 "2003-12-29T18:32:37Z")
I didn’t know he was too stupid to get the “Florida envy” comment. Honest! Bubba ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/83 "2003-12-29T19:05:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ale \* > \*\*Doh! really? :rolleyes: > > I was refering to the practice of using cows to feed cows, something IMO that should had to be banned the moment MCD was dicovered. It´s not like stopping to feed them with processed fellow ovines would change their natural diet; is much simpler to keep feeding the beast with what they´re supposed to eat than worring about OUR food killing us in a rather horrible way. > To clear things, it seems to me that eliminating MCD is not so difficult, there´s no need for extensive vacination; just stop feeding the cows with other cows! \*\* Some fairly inadequate legislation has been passed to this effect, but it still allows pig and poultry to be fed to cows, along with cow blood. Huge agri-business concerns such as Con-Agra continue to lobby for deregulation and have succeeded to large extent with Republican domination of Congress. [This excerpt](http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Health/What's_In_Meat_FFN.html) from Erik Schlosser’s book talks about much of this. See about six paragraphs down for discussion of what is allowed to be fed to cattle. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/84 "2003-12-29T19:09:10Z")
Hmmm. The linky button screwed this up. Try, try =http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Health/What’s\_In\_Meat\_FFN.html]again ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/85 "2003-12-29T19:12:39Z")
Argghhhh! Can a **mod** please fix the link? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/86 "2003-12-29T19:21:13Z")
I think a fair number of my fellow Americans are being a tad dishonest here. Just yesterday, my next-door neighbor loaded up his shotgun in the back of his pickup truck, intending to shoot all canadians, and their cows. Come on, who else has not roasted a steak over a canadian flag? I know I have. Oh yeah, fuck you cocksucking canadians, fuck you to hell! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/87 "2003-12-29T19:35:59Z")
Further evidence that chronic assholery is not confined to any one country, despite strict border controls. Maybe it’s something in our food. ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/88 "2003-12-29T19:37:26Z")
**FIRST OF ALL, IF CANADA HASN’T BEEN ‘OFFICIALLY BLAMED’ YET, WHY MENTION US AT ALL?** SECONDLY: I AM FEMALE … You can call me CHEESY MONKEY, YOU CAN CALL ME CHEAPY DONKEY, BUT DON’T CALL ME A HE! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by labmonkey \* > **Cheesymonkey, are you for fucking real? Your’re in college right? Early 20’s, just discovered Che, sympatheitc to the Palestinian cause, hate the WTO? Quite privlidged too, from the amount you travel, but I bet you still understand the plight of the poor, right? Yeah, I remember those heady days, filled with righteous indignation about whatever cause was kicking around at the time. Don’t worry son, you’ll grow out of it and get more rational with time. :wally In the meantime though, can we get some more stable Canadian Dopers opinions on this issue? Are you guys really that upset aboot this?** Oh yeah, I’m for real alright. And so fucking IRATE at your attitudes I’m about to blow. QUITE stable thank you ~ College days are long gone, thanks very much. Early 30’s. Thanks again. **SYMPATHETIC TO THE PALESTINIAN CAUSE?** I think not. I’m Jewish ;j and VERY much a zionist. Guess you got that ALL wrong, **EH Labmonkey?** As for a “bacon-eating-francophone”, well as I said above, I’m Jewish, so I’ll pass on the bacon (unless you’re scared to eat Canadian bacon too ~ I’m sure Bush has assured you that only American bacon is safe). But francophone, yes ~ my father is French-Canadian. And all of that means WHAT exactly? “Why are Canadians whining?” We’re not whining; we’re telling you to **SHUT THE FUCK UP** until you are sure. Why are AMERICANS whining? Cause you rat bastards are so scared of an economic loss that you’ll drag in anyone and everyone who can take a hit for you. _Example: Just last week, the debate was whether or not to raise the terrorism threat to orange. The reason not to? Economic problems. Greedy money hungry sons of bitches._ I really don’t give a shit what any American says about me. I don’t respect your opinion in this matter, or any matter that could damage America’s reputation. You’ve been fed, AND HAVE SWALLOWED, shit for so long that it’s no wonder you don’t make sense. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/89 "2003-12-29T19:55:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheekyMonkey613 \* > **I AM FEMALE … You can call me CHEESY MONKEY, YOU CAN CALL ME CHEAPY DONKEY, BUT DON’T CALL ME A HE!** Can we just call you “dumbass” instead? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/90 "2003-12-29T19:58:38Z")
Where can I sign up for text alerts of **CheekyMonkey613** posting she’s going to attend a particular DopeFest, anywhere in the world at anytime ? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/91 "2003-12-29T20:01:58Z")
Ok, **zuma**. You got me. I confess. I trashed my 45 rpm of Eddie Heywood’s_Canadian Sunset_. I have switched from watching that Canadian-born Peter Jennings deliver the news to the more reliable Drudge Report (snort!) I don’t watch Alex Trebeck on _Jeopardy_. I would boycott more, but I can’t think of any other way that Canada has affected my life… **Cheeky** , this is just a suggestion, but you might want to ease off on eating beef. You have some of the signs. Meanwhile, if you think that we are generalizing about all Canadians from what **you** say, how do you justify judging all Americans from what one disreputable laughing stock of a yellow journalist says? (Drudge) I agree that jumping to conclusions based on what one or two people say is totally stupid. We are well aware that many, many Canadians are intelligent, fun-loving, gentle-spirited, witty, sensitive, educated and discerning people. We don’t assume that they are all lacking in insight the way that you are. So we will cut you so slack since you seem not to know any better. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/92 "2003-12-29T20:06:52Z")
_Originally posted by CheekyMonkey_ > [@](#): > > You think I want to vacation in your fucking country? Well, there goes dozens of nickles our economy will never see. ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/93 "2003-12-29T20:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DarkPrince \* > \*\*Can we just call you “dumbass” instead? \*\* That would be MS.Dumbass to you. Thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![IWLN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@IWLN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IWLN)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/94 "2003-12-29T20:31:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheekyMonkey613 \* > **FIRST OF ALL, IF CANADA HASN’T BEEN ‘OFFICIALLY BLAMED’ YET, WHY MENTION US AT ALL?** Well according to records, the dead cow came from you? > [@](#): > > SECONDLY: I AM FEMALE … You can call me CHEESY MONKEY, YOU CAN CALL ME CHEAPY DONKEY, BUT DON’T CALL ME A HE! The fact that you are female may have been overlooked because of all the filth coming out of your mouth. Sorry.:rolleyes: > [@](#): > > And all of that means WHAT exactly? “Why are Canadians whining?” We’re not whining; we’re telling you to **SHUT THE FUCK UP** until you are sure. Why are AMERICANS whining? Cause you rat bastards are so scared of an economic loss that you’ll drag in anyone and everyone who can take a hit for you. There’s actually a positive economic impact on our cattle ranchers since we stopped importing your beef. We rat bastards are doing okay. > [@](#): > > _Example: Just last week, the debate was whether or not to raise the terrorism threat to orange. The reason not to? Economic problems. Greedy money hungry sons of bitches._ I’m sure you get much better information on the U.S. than we Americans do. May we call you for advice? > [@](#): > > I really don’t give a shit what any American says about me. I don’t respect your opinion in this matter, or any matter that could damage America’s reputation. You’ve been fed, AND HAVE SWALLOWED, shit for so long that it’s no wonder you don’t make sense. Thankfully we Americans realize that you are not representing Canada in this. Our exchanges with Canadians have born no resemblance to this kind of bigotry. I suggest this with the utmost of respect. Perhaps you have merely been fed stories about us swallowing shit. And have inadvertently been ingesting your own Drudge flavored concoction? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/95 "2003-12-29T20:39:00Z")
Hey **Cheeky** , go take a walk around the block, get some fresh air. I can understand the vitriol, but lashing out at dopers here ain’t gonna help shit. When come back, bring untainted beef. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/96 "2003-12-29T20:45:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*_Originally posted by CheekyMonkey_Well, there goes dozens of nickles our economy will never see. \*\* Yeah cause BUMFUCK MISSISSIPPI needs as much help as possible. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/97 "2003-12-29T21:07:40Z")
Don’t fuck with Mississippi, son. And God help you if you piss of Mr. Sippi. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/98 "2003-12-29T21:08:59Z")
Heh, [Canadians.](http://www.library.northwestern.edu/govpub/collections/wwii-posters/img/ww1647-47.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/99 "2003-12-29T21:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IWLN \* > **Well according to records, the dead cow came from you?** Funny. You know this and your own government doesn’t? Report it! They may hire you! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IWLN \* > The fact that you are female may have been overlooked because of all the filth coming out of your mouth. Hate to break the mother fucking news to you, but we’re in 2003. Wake up. Calvin on your jeans doesn’t mean your name is Calvin. And swearing by a woman isn’t rare, especially when she’s IRATE. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IWLN \*There’s actually a positive economic impact on our cattle ranchers since we stopped importing your beef. And since you export most of your beef, that positive impact would be ----- ??? Fill in the blank and make it good. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IWLN \*We rat bastards are doing okay.I’m sure you get much better information on the U.S. than we Americans do. May we call you for advice?Thankfully we Americans realize that you are not representing Canada in this. Our exchanges with Canadians have born no resemblance to this kind of bigotry. I guess you missed that I tune into American programs through satellite; and BIG CLUE HERE \>\>\> I’m on the net! Chances are I’m not only being fed “Canadian news”. You may call me for advice at any time. Let me know and I will give you my email addy. Send it to Big Double Ya if ya wish, too! I’m assuming you mean BORNE. That’s ok; we’re used to you lazy asses taking shortcuts. Your exchanges with Canadians haven’t been like this? That’s because most Canadians know you’re hopeless and won’t even bother getting into the debate. They can’t be BOTHERED. You’ll never “see the light”. They GIVE UP. THEY DON’T AGREE WITH YOU! HAHAHA!!! Whatever makes you sleep at night. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IWLN \* suggest this with the utmost of respect. Perhaps you have merely been fed stories about us swallowing shit. And have inadvertently been ingesting your own Drudge flavored concoction? Hey, what’s good for your President should be good for me, no? And no, I haven’t been fed stories about you swallowing shit. I’ve made my own conclusions based on what I read and hear from many sources, compared to the crap that comes out of your mouths. ---
**Author:** ![CheekyMonkey613](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@CheekyMonkey613](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheekyMonkey613)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456/100 "2003-12-29T21:30:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brutus \* > \*\*Heh, [Canadians.](http://www.library.northwestern.edu/govpub/collections/wwii-posters/img/ww1647-47.jpg) \*\* Oh? You mean what the Canadian army looked like in WW2 before the pansy ass Americans got there at the end? 😃 Shalom! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-america-fuck-you/221456.md?page=6)