# Fuck you, Anti-gym Jeff Gannon lookalike

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 19, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265 "2007-10-19T03:32:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265/41 "2007-10-23T20:07:53Z")

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[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]  
Oh, I read it as “Your boner may vary”.

Oops!  
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Well sure, depending on how cold it is. :eek:

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265/42 "2007-10-23T20:57:29Z")

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It shrinks??!??!?!

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265/43 "2007-10-23T21:52:47Z")

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[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]  
Oh, I read it as “Your boner may vary”.

Oops!  
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What’s so nasty about boners?

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265/44 "2007-10-24T14:36:57Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
It shrinks??!??!?!  
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You should see what happens when an icepack is applied. Now that ain’t pretty.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-anti-gym-jeff-gannon-lookalike/423265/45 "2007-10-24T18:45:18Z")

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Aw, cute little miniature dong!

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