# FUCK YOU AOL! EAT MY MONKEY SHIT STEVE CASE AND YOUR TIME WARNER ASSHOLES!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 17, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453 "2001-01-17T04:19:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/1 "2001-01-17T04:19:07Z")
Piece of Shit AOL!!! I had just finished writing a very lenghty repsonse to the “Pledge of Allegiance” thread in GD when AOL and the piece of shit that it is went to hell and my screen was gone. More than 30 minutes worth of work, thought and proofreading down the fucking toilet!! This was to be my bets thread to fucking Date. So AOL, eat my shit for fucking me over with your high prices and your shitty service. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/2 "2001-01-17T04:42:44Z")
You have monkey shit? Do you buy it canned in the grocery store or fresh at the zoo? Or do you simply have your very own monkey, giving you an endless supply for giving out to special people? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/3 "2001-01-17T04:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > This was to be my bets thread to fucking Date. Dude. I don’t know who this “bets” is, but I don’t want to hear what you’re doing with her on your fucking Date. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/4 "2001-01-17T04:55:36Z")
Paging Dr. Remulak. The lobotomy didn’t take, paging Dr. Remulak. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/5 "2001-01-17T05:05:18Z")
And I know, AOL = Assholes on line… what can I tell ya, hon? Compose your response in a word processing program first then cut and paste… that way you don’t lose your “great thoughts”; that’s assuming you have one greater than the fact that AOL sucks. Which, frankly, isn’t such a great thought; you are telling most of us something we already know. But it’s nice to have it reconfirmed! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/6 "2001-01-17T06:31:19Z")
Get a real ISP, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/7 "2001-01-17T07:31:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > This was to be my bets thread to fucking Date. > > Dude. I don’t know who this “bets” is, but I don’t want to hear what you’re doing with her on your fucking Date. > \*\* It could involve monkey shit. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/8 "2001-01-17T07:36:31Z")
You know, every time I see someone posting a bunch of new, yet valueless threads each day, I immediately think Magical Silver Key. Move along, nothing more to see here. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/9 "2001-01-17T08:50:28Z")
Nothing to see but you just HAD to post… you are such a TWIT! And I just have to ask: Does your face hurt? ---
**Author:** ![TheMoonGazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@TheMoonGazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMoonGazer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/10 "2001-01-17T14:48:34Z")
I guess I shouldn’t tell you this, but use AOL Write to compose. Then paste. If AOL goes psssst!, like mine does, the letter window remains. Then you can sign on and continue insulting me without loosing a syllable. My AOL craps out a lot, but the other providers I was looking at went belly up. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/11 "2001-01-17T15:06:08Z")
Then perhaps you should be looking at different providers. Last time I checked, there were something like 3,900 ISPs in the U.S. If all of them have gone out of business, then I stand corrected and can only plead ignorance. 🙂 I’m always flabbergasted by the number of otherwise seemingly intelligent people on this board who use AOL. If it sucks, DUMP IT! Jesus! It’s not like anyone is still using Windows for Workgroups 3.11! Dial-up networking in Win9x/Me is a fucking breeze to set up! To sum it up: **My 71 year old grandmother is on Earthlink!** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/12 "2001-01-17T15:55:42Z")
And the angels in Heaven floated down from on high, with Buhdda riding shot-gun and Mohammed in the sidecar. And, lo, they spoke unto me… “Get thine ass off of AOL. Ye shall signeth up with EarthLink, and those who have looked down upon you shalt scoff no more.” And I averted my eyes, and replied, “Really?” The singing angels and assorted deities again said unto me, “What are you deaf? Yes, ditch fucking AOL. Besides, they’ll give you a free digital camera.” And I in my devine awakening did just that. Now life is worth living again. Amen. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/13 "2001-01-17T16:12:46Z")
OOOH!! What a great rant! [leaps to feet and applauds wildly] Hot, passionate, and to the point–I give it a big **9.8**. Solid. \*P.S. I always use WordPad for composing my magnum opuses. Then just Copy and Paste into the Reply window. –magnum opi?\* ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/14 "2001-01-17T16:59:28Z")
I think it’s _magni opera_. Or possibly _magna_. Damn, my Latin’s rusty. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/15 "2001-01-17T17:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neutron star \* > **I’m always flabbergasted by the number of otherwise seemingly intelligent people on this board who use AOL. If it sucks, DUMP IT! Jesus! Dial-up networking in Win9x/Me is a fucking breeze to set up!** Here here! You and I are on the same page. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize AOL is fucked. If you’re as bright as you seem, why the hell did you sign up with AOL? What part of their shitty service impressed you enough to go “Hey, I gotta get me some of _that_ action?”. Finally, and most importantly, why the FUCK are you continuing to pay for this shit? Dump 'em. Get a real ISP. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/16 "2001-01-17T17:28:10Z")
> [@](#): > > More than 30 minutes worth of work, thought and proofreading down the fucking toilet!! Or on the otherhand you can follow my example and skip the whole thought and proofreading part of your posts. That way you’ll only lose 5 minutes of effort. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-aol-eat-my-monkey-shit-steve-case-and-your-time-warner-assholes/50453/17 "2001-01-17T18:08:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > \*\*I think it’s _magni opera_. Or possibly _magna_. Damn, my Latin’s rusty. \*\* Given GD sometimes, I’d say _Soap Opera_ is more accurate, if not latin. 😃