# Fuck you Apple. Fuck you iPod.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-apple-fuck-you-ipod/275522>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 18, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-apple-fuck-you-ipod/275522 "2004-11-18T19:53:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-apple-fuck-you-ipod/275522/41 "2004-11-19T08:28:39Z")

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> [@usar\_jag](#):
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> Thank og men are immune from yeast infections!

Actually, men CAN get yeast infections. You do not want to know the symptoms.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-apple-fuck-you-ipod/275522/42 "2004-11-19T08:31:49Z")

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> [@The Truth](#):
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> Oh, come on. It is fairly apparent that people visit the BBQ looking to either be abused, or to abuse others. This place is pretty damn hostile, and I prefer to be the dude doing the whipping, not the masochistic little person who likes to be on the receiving end.

The Pit is not the whole of the SDMB. What’s more, you’re acting like a jerk, which is expressly forbidden by the User Agreement. Check out the ATMB forum for the latest version of the User Agreement. And quit acting like a jerk.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-apple-fuck-you-ipod/275522/43 "2004-11-19T12:23:13Z")

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> [@Lynn Bodoni](#):
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> Actually, men CAN get yeast infections. You do not want to know the symptoms.

This thread needs a hijack about now. { **The Truth** : you, sir, do not deserve encouragement. Grow up or leave now} Tell me about it. I’ve had one, and the results are messy, painful, and embarrassing, and I shall leave the rest to your fecund imaginations. Suffice it to say that oozing is involved. There, wasn’t that better than **The Truth**?

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