# Fuck you April, the giraffe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 11, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273 "2017-04-11T22:49:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273/21 "2017-04-13T01:01:34Z")

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> [@Thaliana](#):
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> [snip] … For those “requesting” a link [www.aprilthegiraffe.com](http://www.aprilthegiraffe.com) has all things giraffe 😉

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo…

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273/22 "2017-04-13T01:36:27Z")

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Fuck April The Giraffe? Isn’t that what started this whole thing off?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273/23 "2017-04-13T01:39:06Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> We certainly have no shortage of threads titled “Fuck you, Giraffe!” It’s a pretty common theme in many posts as well.
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> I am…not popular. ☹

\<climbs up ladder to hug Giraffe\> I like you!

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-april-the-giraffe/784273/24 "2017-04-13T01:43:21Z")

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[photo](https://gm1.ggpht.com/mtFsXDhcf9Hp0MpVG0UFx2FOmF6qQPdHT1X261vvSuTqzZLNth3Jt42Py9_55_L4QgNvtSDDlLVbcNbGTv9bjv-gyMyYInVNCj073n98TBIpWJRag0Yo8e5KRGf9aFoM5r-FFMIccT-eQUyIMZ3qAdpZQAY0ne7bn26b44KUtBnZvJA6yzFOp9oCeqqhw1R0lkjR_xxeboF7VuQtjGuY9yc24u5OEP8E_9d-4ev8xJa3ftDe5EUOlriuSSLA8liI2KcZI-I0WahQ2Ejkdpaq_RZRwrRDs5iA_q7aH1j4Cd_p3ONyc3KsNeGQwFC7N0P30czAOF14i-nJY1-zn1CgBism6mRR-4zimZ1Vb8C7pD4JuZWyn5hUMFrNnb1C83vppBs8sf14ZVSvB6zIm1BJ7ijLoHgV6VPAUVQlruAaffVLB4X7TBQm5135DNteks_fhC1qtLCXgSJWDCaNidH0jdb30T9-RdT57uo0Iq2cEFvg5TnGlDx3ity_W4VxpBSETjP28vaC349BxUvcgXQv4sWOY9BEyoNwONpXBJvyqnTvbQjo-VAyMSe72fClQLQtkLYB0Ik-uA5-N9h8c1Diz_IIaqd6GGm8RYosaCMMazi7461ncELLw9xV3olJ6e91i_4z2XU5Dpqn0LZYsvZUNeNhX-z11yDomp3uM5S32qjw73luaxRoz5CalVvzbBOz0lTKPwZu0m41R3sSy7s6LTN03w=w790-h670-l75-ft)showing her calf bump

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