# Fuck you Bárðarbunga **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715 "2014-08-28T02:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/21 "2014-08-29T16:32:17Z")
Doesn’t “Bárðarbunga” sound like something Bart Simpson would say? Bard Simpson? ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/22 "2014-08-29T16:41:10Z")
FYI live webcam If it really blows, I expect that stream to clog. Still, it's cool to have an eye on my mortal enemy. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/23 "2014-08-29T16:51:03Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > [http://www.newsobserver.com/2014/08/28/4102869/volcanic-eruption-could-impact.html](http://www.newsobserver.com/2014/08/28/4102869/volcanic-eruption-could-impact.html)? > > Do not fuck with my winter weather. I hate cold. And now we finally figured out the smoking gun on why you are against those who say global warming is false: its because you want the earth to warm up and detest efforts to prevent that! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/24 "2014-08-29T17:21:35Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > FYI live webcam > > If it really blows, I expect that stream to clog. Still, it's cool to have an eye on my mortal enemy. Looks wimpy to me, I thought we were talking about an 18,000 foot mountain that was going to detonate below sea level or something. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/25 "2014-08-29T17:23:32Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/26 "2014-08-29T18:51:30Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Doesn’t “Bárðarbunga” sound like something Bart Simpson would say? Bard Simpson? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I thought. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/27 "2014-08-29T19:17:39Z")
Thanks, Bárðarbunga. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/28 "2014-08-29T19:23:21Z")
In Iceland, Volcano fucks you! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/29 "2014-08-29T22:21:03Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > You can possibly shut down most of the NH air traffic That’s OK, we’re a small state. We can just drive to MA or VT. Unless we get that twenty feet of snow mentioned upthread. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/30 "2014-08-29T22:51:20Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > You can’t put a Volcano in the BBQ Pit, it’ll melt the darn thing! :mad: That’s just blatant vulcanism, that is! ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/31 "2014-08-29T23:35:38Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > That’s OK, we’re a small state. We can just drive to MA or VT. > > Unless we get that twenty feet of snow mentioned upthread. Twenty feet of snow is nothing. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/32 "2014-08-30T00:09:49Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > In Iceland, Volcano fucks you! How the hell do you Pit a goddam mountain … it’s a fucking mountain … the sane just don’t Pit mountains … not in the past 65 millions years. You’d have to drive to Vermont, Maine is in Canada and you’re not likely to get a work visa. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/33 "2014-08-30T01:33:42Z")
Hey, if I can pit global warming, I can certainly bitch about a huge goddamn motherfucking volcano. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/34 "2014-08-30T02:03:02Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Hey, if I can pit global warming, I can certainly bitch about a huge goddamn motherfucking volcano. Do you put on a lab coat when you post? That would be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/35 "2014-08-30T05:35:26Z")
a! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/36 "2014-08-30T06:03:35Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Pretty much the whole place is nothing but volcanoes. Shouldn’t they call it Fireland? See, that’s the trouble with you Americans. It’s always got to be one thing or the other, never an in-between. No nuance. Can’t somebody come from the land of \*\*ice \*\*and snow, from the midnight sun where **hot** springs blow ? Oh, I forgot. Y’all hate immigrants now. And their songs :rolleyes:. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/37 "2014-08-30T06:16:10Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > See, that’s the trouble with you Americans. It’s always got to be one thing or the other, never an in-between. No nuance. Can’t somebody come from the land of \*\*ice \*\*and snow, from the midnight sun where **hot** springs blow ? > > Oh, I forgot. Y’all hate immigrants now. And their songs :rolleyes:. > > 😛 Oh I see… You will use the volcanoes as the hammer of the gods, and they will drive your ships to new lands… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meurglys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@Meurglys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meurglys)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/38 "2014-08-30T10:38:57Z")
Is this the Bárðarbungabunga party thread? ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/39 "2014-08-30T10:55:40Z")
> [@Meurglys](#): > > Is this the Bárðarbungabunga party thread? Cocktails at the bar, toking outside around back … we’re waiting for New Hampshire to get covered in three hundred feet of ash. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715/40 "2014-08-30T12:02:20Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Is this a good time to start a Pompeii deniers group? The Pompeii affair was a complete cover up! (And don’t get me started on Herculaneum.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bardarbunga/696715.md?page=3)