# Fuck you, bitch from HR **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566 "2010-07-13T18:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/81 "2010-07-15T20:13:56Z")
On behalf of my version of reality, I’ve promoted you. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/82 "2010-07-15T20:19:04Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > On behalf of my version of reality, I’ve promoted you. I appreciate that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/83 "2010-07-15T20:53:17Z")
> [@Winston\_Smith](#): > > As soon as I get this fork out of my eye, I’m gonna gut you like a fish. If you’re using a fork to gut fish, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/84 "2010-07-15T21:25:50Z")
> [@Winston\_Smith](#): > > I agree completely. Say, who’s minding the store? The inmates, as usual. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/85 "2010-07-16T14:44:56Z")
> [@Winston\_Smith](#): > > You’d make a lousy Sys Admin. Here’s what I did, son. Read and learn. > > I assured her that it was _ok_ that she missed the meeting and reminded her that it happens to _everyone_ once in a while. > > I feigned _concerned understanding_ when she blamed Outlook/Exchange, and > > I quickly changed the subject (to the matter at hand - my ‘interview’) > > Then I went back to my desk and deleted her Home drive. Deleting home drives is what you do best and is your option of choice. Would you mind restoring mine for about half and hour? I just need to get some personal pictures off of it. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/86 "2010-07-16T15:40:08Z")
> [@Who\_me\_1](#): > > Deleting home drives is what you do best and is your option of choice. Would you mind restoring mine for about half and hour? I just need to get some personal pictures off of it. Hmm. You’d need to open a ticket for that, and since you’re about to lose all network connectivity you’re not going to be able to do that. I really wish I could help, but my hands are tied. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566/87 "2010-07-16T16:00:04Z")
> [@Winston\_Smith](#): > > Hmm. You’d need to open a ticket for that, and since you’re about to lose all network connectivity you’re not going to be able to do that. I really wish I could help, but my hands are tied. But I still hav [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bitch-from-hr/546566.md?page=4)