# Fuck you Brad Pitt!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [June 22, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663 "2013-06-22T22:35:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/1 "2013-06-22T22:35:22Z")
You owe me $8.25 and 2 hours of my life back. :mad:
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### Author:  [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/2 "2013-06-22T22:41:26Z")
Do tell.
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### Author:  [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/3 "2013-06-22T22:57:37Z")
Pitting Brad Pitt.
Other that the oddity of pitting a Pitt, seems like weak sauce for a pitting. So you didn’t like a movie. No one made you go. Brad, especially, didn’t make you go.
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/4 "2013-06-22T23:13:10Z")
So you’re saying the movie would have been just fine with someone else in the lead role?
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/5 "2013-06-22T23:26:36Z")
He got $16.50 from me, and it was well worth it. First 3D movie I’ve seen since Jaws 3D. Quite impressive technology, and a decent popcorn flick.
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### Author:  [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/6 "2013-06-22T23:34:34Z")
[This clip seems appropriate.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_JNuIN33Wk)
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/7 "2013-06-22T23:41:43Z")
> [@leftfield6](#):
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> Brad, especially, didn’t make you go.
What if he did? I mean, we’re all sitting here dismissing the OP, but maybe he kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom. We should be calling the cops, not laughing about it.
In other news…what movie didn’t you like. I know it’s cool on the dope to not like big movie stars, but I mostly like Brad.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/8 "2013-06-22T23:50:09Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> In other news…what movie didn’t you like. I know it’s cool on the dope to not like big movie stars, but I mostly like Brad.
I’m thinking he’s talking about World War Z…
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### Author:  [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/9 "2013-06-22T23:56:26Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> What if he did? I mean, we’re all sitting here dismissing the OP, but maybe he kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
If that’s the case, Brad owes the OP a hell of a lot more than $8.25 and 2 hours back.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/10 "2013-06-23T00:00:31Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> If that’s the case, Brad owes the OP a hell of a lot more than $8.25 and 2 hours back.
But maybe the OP is very litigious and is just like “Hey man, just gimme my money back and we’re good”. Besides, if Brad can give someone two hours back, that would be pretty cool.
ETA, maybe he has Stockholm Syndrome.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/11 "2013-06-23T00:04:01Z")
Or, maybe he got to meet Angelina. That’d balance the scales somewhat.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/12 "2013-06-23T00:05:13Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Or, maybe he got to meet Angelina. That’d balance the scales somewhat.
The wrong way.
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/13 "2013-06-23T00:24:49Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> What if he did? I mean, we’re all sitting here dismissing the OP, but maybe he kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom. We should be calling the cops, not laughing about it.
I’m confused. He kidnapped him and held him for ransom, but still charged him for the movie? Did he take a debit card or did he take a $10 bill out of **alphaboi867** ’s pocket and give him back exact change?
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/14 "2013-06-23T00:27:15Z")
And he needs to get a haircut, too! What’s up with that droopy awful 'do he’s got going on these days?
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### Author:  [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/15 "2013-06-23T00:51:33Z")
Oh, I like the long hair. Uh huh, yes I do.
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### Author:  [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/16 "2013-06-23T01:32:55Z")
The bashing started well before the movie came out. I assumed most people who wouldn’t like World War Z were well aware they wouldn’t like it from what they showed of it.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/17 "2013-06-23T01:48:10Z")
Well I need about 4 weeks of my life back for Benjamen Button.
At least that gave you more crap for your dollar.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/18 "2013-06-23T02:47:31Z")
We need Brad Pitt to make a really bad movie called _Pit,_ so we can Pit Pitt for _Pit._
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/19 "2013-06-23T03:25:09Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> We need Brad Pitt to make a really bad movie called _Pit_
Based on the card game, I assume.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-brad-pitt/661663/20 "2013-06-23T04:08:22Z")
Or he could make an historical movie about William Pitt, for whom Pittsburgh is named.
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