# Fuck you Bush you LOST muthafucka!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 12, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148 "2006-11-12T21:09:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/41 "2006-11-13T18:13:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF]  
Hey, I simply asked a question, to which I have not received an answer. If you believe that the system still works after seeing the election results, what would you have said had those results been different?  
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I’ll give you my take. I think the voting system is fucked up (inconsistent, unfair in various ways in various areas, etc.), but I have never thought that either side had engaged in conspiracy to defraud the electorate.

Had the Pubs won, I would have blamed the American citizenry for being too stupid to throw them out, as they were in 2004.

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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/42 "2006-11-13T18:34:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Bob55]  
I don’t think the war in Iraq was #1 on voters’ minds though, I believe it was the Republicans being weak.  
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Republicans being WEAK? I think it was just the opposite. People were sick of watching the republicans railroad the entire legislative process just to score some points on issues. The “nuclear (nucular) option” was one of many, many things that became public that showed just what the republicans thought about the capability of Americans to make decisions. They all cry about Democrats being full of elitists who think they know what’s best for everyone and who condescend to the average American voter, but at the same time t hey insulted the intelligence of the average American voter when they resort to arm-twisting and really really dirty pool (like the Plame leak) at the same time they are calling someone else elitist.

I know I was, and I usually steer toward the conservative vote. But don’t listen to me, I usually hate both parties equally.

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**Author:** ![shizaru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@shizaru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shizaru)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/43 "2006-11-13T19:09:52Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Adults? I’ll be happy if we get a better set of children in charge. The Brady kids instead of the children of Triacus, for instance.  
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tdn, 10 points for the Star Trek reference!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/44 "2006-11-13T20:24:07Z")

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[QUOTE=shizaru]  
tdn, 10 points for the Star Trek reference!  
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I’m glad someone got it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/45 "2006-11-13T20:26:05Z")

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[QUOTE=shizaru]  
tdn, 10 points for the Star Trek reference!  
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I’m glad someone got it. 🙂

But seriously, isn’t the Republican party eerily reminiscent of that? Even more so since Cheney resembles Gorgon.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/46 "2006-11-13T20:37:44Z")

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Not to belabor my own Triacus anaolgy, but the more I think about it, the better I like it.

Remember how the kids were controlling the ship through fear? Like when that one kid pounded his fist so that Sulu saw daggers circling around the viewscreen? And when Kirk tried to change the ship’s direction, Sulu was all like “No! Stay the course! Stay the course!”

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/47 "2006-11-13T21:06:31Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Adults? I’ll be happy if we get a better set of children in charge. The Brady kids instead of the children of Triacus, for instance.  
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Ha! Good one. And then the children shall lead, eh?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/48 "2006-11-13T21:07:39Z")

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[QUOTE=BMalion]  
Ha! Good one. And then the children shall lead, eh?  
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note to self: preview, bonehead.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/49 "2006-11-13T21:13:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF]  
Hey, I simply asked a question, to which I have not received an answer. If you believe that the system still works after seeing the election results, what would you have said had those results been different? The answer is seemingly obvious, but it might not be, and I’m curious as to what the poster meant.

As for you, **lissener** , your attack is unwarranted, because I never said anything like what you are implying I said.  
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Well then perhaps you should have been clearer; I was not the only who inferred what I inferred.

A tip: loaded hypotheticals usually smell of agenda.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/50 "2006-11-13T21:16:00Z")

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You know, its just exactly these shrill Star Trek references is why the Dems never win any elections!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/51 "2006-11-13T21:17:15Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
You know, its just exactly these shrill Star Trek references is why the Dems never win any elections!  
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We reach.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/52 "2006-11-13T21:33:42Z")

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Ignore your prime directive. How?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/53 "2006-11-13T23:09:41Z")

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[QUOTE=neuroman]

I think it’s good for the country that the Republicans lost. I have absolutely no faith that the Democrats will do any better.  
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I do. Until they again get complacent and corrupt. I give it at least 4 years, maybe even 12. But I don’t doubt that if the Dems stay in power long enough, they’ll get back into their bad habits.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/54 "2006-11-13T23:49:43Z")

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What a pathetic rant. It sums up all that is wrong with American democracy. Had the Republicans won, you’d be screaming how Diebold had fixed the election. Or the designated target du jour. You do not respect the right of people to hold views with which you disagree.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/55 "2006-11-13T23:52:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
What a pathetic rant. It sums up all that is wrong with American democracy. Had the Republicans won, you’d be screaming how Diebold had fixed the election. Or the designated target du jour. You do not respect the right of people to hold views with which you disagree.  
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Shut up.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/56 "2006-11-14T00:11:25Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> You do not respect the right of people to hold views with which you disagree.

Dude, it’s a **Pit rant**. Respect for other people’s right to hold differing views is not what drives the discourse around here, however valuable and necessary it may be in real life.

If you can’t take the heat, get off the barbecue.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/57 "2006-11-14T00:17:40Z")

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Actually, would you just raise yer butt a little so I can pour on some more charcoal?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/58 "2006-11-14T00:27:52Z")

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You don’t pour charcoal **on** the barbie, silly **'luc** ; you’re thinking of lighter fluid, or maybe chili sauce.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/59 "2006-11-14T00:50:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Fuck you Bush you LOST muthafucka!

Angry message to follow.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-bush-you-lost-muthafucka/380148/60 "2006-11-14T02:42:03Z")

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**Aeschines** , there was much beauty in that rant. I laughed, I cried. I was moved to the point of verklempt, I tells ya. So many phrases deserving of immortality. Debacular! Libertarious! Two years of national waterboarding!  
This reviewer says run, don’t walk, to this rant! 😃

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