# Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486 "2001-11-15T06:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/1 "2001-11-15T06:55:20Z")
Your so goddamn ugly and annoying on your shitty show/hour-long-gap-commercial. Do people actually find this bitch attractive? She looks like a lizard. Just had to say that. Thanks for your time. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/2 "2001-11-15T06:59:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phlip \* > \*\*Your so goddamn ugly and annoying on your shitty show/hour-long-gap-commercial. Do people actually find this bitch attractive? She looks like a lizard. > > Just had to say that. Thanks for your time. \*\* Just have to ask, her _NOT Pretty_ what? Likewise, doesn’t the sentence “Your so goddamn ugly and annoying on your shitty show/hour-long-gap-commercial.” need a verb? What does her so goddamn ugly do? Oh god… well, it makes me laugh. Ok, sorry. On with the thread! Tenebras ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/3 "2001-11-15T07:00:19Z")
Well, I think she’s kinda nasty too, but maybe some people like that look. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/4 "2001-11-15T07:04:19Z")
Fuck Verbs. I dont need verbs, nouns, or any of your special “lingo” to say that the lizard lady is “Nasty as She Wants to Be”. Im serious. Her face looks like a fucking gecko. btw…I was kidding about the “lingo”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/5 "2001-11-15T07:14:43Z")
I thought she was really cute in the first season, but not so much anymore. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she’s nothing special. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/6 "2001-11-15T07:17:24Z")
When I wasnt married, there was very little that I would kick out of bed. Hell, Id of done Calista the Gecko. But Ive done some nasty beeches in my day too. No lizards though. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/7 "2001-11-15T07:22:17Z")
She’s cute. She could use a sandwich. Maybe some twinkies. You’d think they’d pay her enough to buy food. Hit show and all. But ugly, she is not. ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/8 "2001-11-15T07:30:10Z")
Go Philip. I don’t even know her and already I don’t like her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/9 "2001-11-15T08:03:20Z")
Hey, now. Some of her early work was excellent. For example, she was fantastic in [Jason and the Argonauts.](http://lavender.fortunecity.com/judidench/584/jasonand/images/00000190.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/10 "2001-11-15T08:09:43Z")
Ok now, where are the skinny people on the board? I want to see some SERIOUS flaming going on like during the “Are fat people ugly, well yes” thread. * * * Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons! ~No one is allowed to be so proud, they never reach out when they’re giving up… -Better Than Ezra ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/11 "2001-11-15T08:10:58Z")
I don’t understand … does the commercial feature Calista Flockhart sitting there saying “I am pretty. So pretty. So very pretty”? Otherwise, I don’t see how it’s Calista Flockhart’s fault that some people find her attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/12 "2001-11-15T08:17:59Z")
I can see how some people may find her attractive. Some people of the world like to look at other people poop on each other and then snack on it. Some people like to have relations with animals. Im sure someone in the world wants to do a giant gecko too. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/13 "2001-11-15T08:34:57Z")
Then you have a problem with “some people” and not Calista Flockhart. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/14 "2001-11-15T08:41:09Z")
No, I have no problem with “some people” wanting to look at poop and wipe it on their lovers. I have a problem with Calista Flockhart being ugly as a bloody hemmoroid. She is not pleasant to look at. My favorite station is Fox and I have to see her ugly ass every fifth commercial in some form. Also, I never said anything about her skinny ugly ass. Just her ugly gecko ass. Why are you getting so defensive? Do you look like Calista? I hope not, because then you’d be ugly too. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/15 "2001-11-15T08:49:47Z")
Actually no. I don’t look like Calista. Even if I did, I wouldn’t give two shits what some duckbag over the internet thought I looked like. I’m not being defensive - you’re being a twat. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/16 "2001-11-15T09:05:03Z")
Hey, you are what you eat right? (Couldnt resist) Anyway, you dont care what some duckbag over the internet thinks you look like but you care what I think about a millionare superstar looks like? Shes nasty. Its ok. The world has many nasty looking people. She just happens to pop up on my tv screen ever five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Gaspode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gaspode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaspode)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/17 "2001-11-15T09:06:21Z")
She’s cute. Needs to put on at least 15kg but she’s definitely cute. An interesting and expressive face. Certainly attractive enough to make me look twice if I passed her on the street. ---
**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/18 "2001-11-15T09:08:47Z")
What should I do about it? Watch CBS? LOL! Shoulda proofread my last post. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/19 "2001-11-15T09:17:30Z")
DNFTT ( I still want to see people getting pissed off like they did about the “fat people” thread…Discrimination!) * * * Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons! ~And I know I wasn’t right, but it felt so good… -Better Than Ezra ---
**Author:** ![Gaspode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gaspode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaspode)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/20 "2001-11-15T09:22:04Z")
The difference is Phlip hasn’t said he finds all of group x ugly. He just finds this one anorexic, duck-faced brunette ugly. That’s not bigotry it’s an appraisal and one he has a right to (even though he is wrong). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486.md?page=2)