# Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486 "2001-11-15T06:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/41 "2001-11-15T17:57:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Great Gazoo \* > **It’s Callista, 2 l’s, BTW, and it’s you’re (think you are).** If you’re going to be a fan, at least learn to spell her name. It’s **Calista,** one L. [IMDB Entry: Calista Kay Flockhart](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Flockhart,+Calista) ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/42 "2001-11-15T18:10:28Z")
Having only a few spare moments, I was only able to skim this thread. I must say, I’m surprised to find out that Calista Flockhart likes to shit on bacon-eating geckos. I’ve gotta start watching Entertainment Tonight more often. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/43 "2001-11-15T19:14:20Z")
Watch out, **Purd** - that’s how rumours get started. (Hee - you made me laugh out loud with the mind-picture you induced) ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/44 "2001-11-15T19:44:21Z")
Fuck you Original Poster, her pretty. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/45 "2001-11-15T19:44:24Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m surprised to find out that Calista Flockhart likes to shit on bacon-eating geckos. Don’t forget she has a light coating of Downy. ---
**Author:** ![Voorvie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/22d042/32.png) [@Voorvie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voorvie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/46 "2001-11-15T19:59:15Z")
I’ve always likened her to a Chihuahua. Not to offend any Chihuahuas who may be lurking on this board… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/47 "2001-11-15T20:07:07Z")
There’s a white coating on Downy. Think he’s got anthrax? ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/48 "2001-11-15T20:23:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jcmckaig \* > **Ok now, where are the skinny people on the board? I want to see some SERIOUS flaming going on like during the “Are fat people ugly, well yes” thread.** Don’t hold your breath. Skinny-people bashing is PC here. –black “6 foot 1, 145” 455 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/49 "2001-11-15T20:33:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t hold your breath. Skinny-people bashing is PC here. Mmm, that blanket is so warm! Thanks for putting it over all of us, choad. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/50 "2001-11-15T20:39:08Z")
Didn’t mean it that way. But he does have a point. If I were to start a thread titled “Cameron Manheim needs her jaw wired shut,” I’d be flamed to a crisp, and rightfully so. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/51 "2001-11-15T20:58:16Z")
She looks less emaciated this season. Maybe she’s taking exemplary bites of creamed peas when she feeds the new kid (Liam?). I think Ms. Flockhart is sexy, and a good actress with above average comic timing and adorable pratfalls. The only unattractive thing is those gray teeth. Many of the ladies on that show are hatracks with clothes draped on them. Rumor has it Courtney Thorne-Smith had to quit the show for health reasons because she felt the unspoken pressure to be a size 0. Gecko? You mean her sensuous mouth and beestung lips? What’s wrong **Phlip** , she not answering your fan letters? Send her a picture of your dick, that’ll get a laugh. Asshat. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/52 "2001-11-15T21:07:20Z")
I’m sure others will say something about it, but making comments like “a hatrack with clothes on” is just as fucking rude as saying “a big fat slob”. It’s rude. Not everyone who is overweight eats like a pig and not everyone who is skinny is anorexic. Pull your head out of your ass. Zette ---
**Author:** ![vebr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb8c5e/32.png) [@vebr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vebr)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/53 "2001-11-15T21:40:22Z")
I just can’t believe this is a two-page thread! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/54 "2001-11-15T21:50:17Z")
Thank you **Zette**. I was about to reply to that myself but not as nicely as you did! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/55 "2001-11-15T21:54:20Z")
Jeez- what was I thinking? Pull you head out of your ass, **pigfucker**. I KNEW that was missing a little something. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/56 "2001-11-15T21:57:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*I’m sure others will say something about it, but making comments like “a hatrack with clothes on” is just as fucking rude as saying “a big fat slob”. It’s rude. Not everyone who is overweight eats like a pig and not everyone who is skinny is anorexic. Pull your head out of your ass. > > Zette \*\* I was not referring to everyone who is skinny, I was referring to a few actresses on a TV show. One of the cardinal rules of the SDMB: Don’t be a knee-jerk. You thought the comment was fucking rude, fine. I though it was colorful speech. Too colorful apparently because comments like ‘waif’, ‘skeleton’, and ‘needs a sandwich’ don’t draw your ire. How you got from my words to your ‘everyone this, everyone that’ ordure was a remarkable psychic leap. Pray tell: what else do I think? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/57 "2001-11-15T22:53:50Z")
Hm. Well, count me in with the “Callista is way too thin to be attractive” camp. Someone get this woman a sandwich, STAT! Link to picture of Calista with pop ups of pornography (shall we say, people eating a lot more than sandwiches) removed. Uh, Max? - Jill [Edited by JillGat on 11-15-2001 at 07:52 PM] ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/58 "2001-11-15T23:25:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \* > **Your obsession with scatophagy. You seem to have quite the fetish going on there…** Scatophagy? Does such a word exist? I think you mean **scatology**. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/59 "2001-11-15T23:31:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Someone get this woman a sandwich, STAT! WARNING! PORN ALERT! Some of us are at work, Max! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/60 "2001-11-15T23:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d be flamed to a crisp, and rightfully so Maybe. I might call you a semiliterate asshole, for example, and suggest you fuck off. I agree with you, though–there seems to be a bit of a double standard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486.md?page=4)