# Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486 "2001-11-15T06:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/121 "2016-09-19T19:18:28Z")
My feeling on Calista Flockhart is 5 on a scale of 10. Not good, not bad. But I opened this thread to see who resurrected it and why. Next time I’ll just keep going on my way. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/122 "2016-09-19T19:19:14Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > \ > > No? :dubious: \ Yes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/123 "2016-09-19T19:32:11Z")
> [@bubblegumdesaster](#): > > The quality of Chimera’s reply perfectly matches the irrelevance of my post as well as that of the thread as a whole. So let’s all move on. Says the guy who resurrected this steaming turd. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/124 "2016-09-19T19:38:28Z")
> [@Leo\_Krupe](#): > > My feeling on Calista Flockhart is 5 on a scale of 10. Not good, not bad. But I opened this thread to see who resurrected it and why. > > Next time I’ll just keep going on my way. I had to look her up to remember who she was, but I am still looking forward to the thread that is resurrected 20 years later to agree with the OP, just because it’s a nice round number. Now that I look her up, she does kind of look like the Geico gecko. Either way, she can eat crackers in bed, none of us are perfect. I think that I look like a bald, fat Tolkien dwarf, which probably means I really look like a garden gnome. I still manage to get laid. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/125 "2016-09-19T20:49:57Z")
> [@bubblegumdesaster](#): > > … and it was totally worth it. Gonna have to disagree with you on that one, sport. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/126 "2016-09-19T21:13:23Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I liked her on Supergirl. She always seemed really nice… and when she was nasty on Super Girl, well that’s called acting. 😃 Also, she landed Harrison Ford, so I’m guessing she’s all that And has a working [Hyperdrive](http://imgur.com/WLAY7zI). > [@bubblegumdesaster](#): > > … and it was totally worth it. > [@bubblegumdesaster](#): > > So let’s all move on. Wow, those are some Fast Waffles, kiddo. Who do you think you are? Trump!? ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/127 "2016-09-19T21:25:16Z")
> [@Albert\_Rose](#): > > I think Calista Flockhart is attractive. Who knew that Harrison Ford has been a member here since 2001! ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/128 "2016-09-19T21:35:50Z")
In this thread’s defence; someone in the first few posts used the insult ‘duckbag’, perhaps due to autocorrect, which I found quite funny. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/129 "2016-09-19T21:44:26Z")
This whole thing has become a desaster. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/130 "2016-09-19T21:48:48Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Anyone else curious about seeing Flockhart described as amphibian? Is that a thing now? You kids with your crazy slang. 15 years ago she was a lizard. At this rate, by 2031 she’ll be a fish. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/131 "2016-09-19T22:18:14Z")
> [@scabpicker](#): > > I had to look her up to remember who she was, but I am still looking forward to the thread that is resurrected 20 years later to agree with the OP, just because it’s a nice round number. > > Now that I look her up, she does kind of look like the Geico gecko. \*\*Either way, she can eat crackers in bed, none of us are perfect.\*\*I think that I look like a bald, fat Tolkien dwarf, which probably means I really look like a garden gnome. I still manage to get laid. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying she’s a 5 in looks, only how much I care/pay attention to her. I’m completely neutral on whether she’s a good actress or not, or beautiful or not. Okay, I guess I am saying that. Having said that, if she tried to seduce me, I’d find it difficult to turn her down. I’d also find it difficult to believe she’d try to seduce me, but that’s another matter. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/132 "2016-09-19T22:44:39Z")
> [@Leo\_Krupe](#): > > Having said that, if she tried to seduce me, I’d find it difficult to turn her down. Not me. Harrison Ford’s got twenty years on me but I think he could still kick my ass. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/133 "2016-09-19T23:32:52Z")
Stupid men … **SHE’S RICH** … you try looking that good after shitting a watermelon … man, them hips were made for babies. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/134 "2016-09-20T01:02:38Z")
That dancing baby was creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/135 "2016-09-20T01:40:22Z")
I’m not a big watcher of the teevee, never saw her in _Ally McBeal_ or _Supergirl_, but I enjoyed looking at pictures of her in th’ newspapers back in 2001, in them short skirts. Also, she wasn’t very good in _A Midsummer Night’s Dream._ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/136 "2016-09-20T04:50:34Z")
This thread is old enough to be suffering media-induced eating disorders. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/137 "2016-09-20T09:00:19Z")
She was pretty much the only one doing any decent acting in _Supergirl_ IMHO; it was a horrible hackneyed show. And she still looks lovely, generally speaking. And the only thing more stupid than starting this thread was resurrecting it. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/138 "2016-09-20T09:26:40Z")
I’m sure **bubblegumdesaster** is going to be a valuable contributor to this forum once he/she/it reads a little more than the opening post of this thread, so make sure you pay him/her/it a lot of attention and keep this crapfest, zombie thread afloat. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/139 "2016-09-20T13:20:19Z")
…and if you’re not pretty, well then, _fuck you_. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/140 "2016-09-20T13:24:01Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > She was pretty much the only one doing any decent acting in _Supergirl_ IMHO; it was a horrible hackneyed show. And she still looks lovely, generally speaking. She really is a lot more appealing now that she’s stopped trying to be adorable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486.md?page=8)