# Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486 "2001-11-15T06:55:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/141 "2016-09-20T13:30:32Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Also, she wasn’t very good in _A Midsummer Night’s Dream._

NOBODY was very good in that. I’m pretty sure the director demanded a complete lack of either believability or theatricality.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/142 "2016-09-20T13:34:30Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> NOBODY was very good in that. I’m pretty sure the director demanded a complete lack of either believability or theatricality.

Disagree - Stanley Tucci was excellent as Puck, and Rupert Everett was tolerable. But everyone else was awful, with Michelle Pfeiffer at the bottom of a very low heap.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/143 "2016-09-20T14:07:59Z")

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If CF was not pretty, Zombie CF can’t be anything to write home about, either!

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/144 "2016-09-20T14:19:56Z")

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She is the one zombie who refuses to eat.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/145 "2016-09-20T14:53:14Z")

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I thought she was damn cute in _The Birdcage_.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/146 "2016-09-20T16:21:22Z")

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I can’t even believe that I’m weighing in on this, but she’s attractive enough. As others have said a little on the skinny side, but hey. Also having seen her on supergirl, I must say that she’s held up darned well.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-calista-flockhart-your-not-pretty/93486/147 "2016-09-20T17:02:22Z")

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Yeah it’s too bad she’s only going to be a recurring character on Supergirl now. I guess with the move to CW production moved to Vancouver and she doesn’t want to live there or something.

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