Fuck You Conservative Stupid-Making Machine

Speaking as a conservative, it’s not just the liberals who think you’re off-base here. Let’s have a cite already and enough with the snoopy dance.

Also: It is not the fault of evolution scientists (or liberals) if people equate “how life as we know it came to be” with “how the initial starting conditions for life came about”. It’s the fault of the intellectually lazy who vote on things without having the slightest good goddamn idea what they’re about: a fault shared by both liberals and conservatives.

You know what’s funniest about all this? I have about a dozen examples that illustrate what Starving Artist is trying to suggest. But because he is such an asshole, and because he refused to watch the clip I posted, I will quite happily watch him flail about.

All that aside, we all know full well he’s going to post something, completely unrelated, probably about cats that act like dogs while wearing funny hats. From a website that has nothing to do with evolution or creationism.

And when those two facts are point out to him, it will once again be the liberal’s who are at fault.

There is no winning this. You can’t beat someone that is playing a different game.

Unless you hit <esc> idspispopd

Even if you have a stick with nails in it?

Now you’re just beating up and drunk and defenseless (and possibly senile) old man, exactly what a liberal would do!

Deliberately, but not on purpose.

I would like a cite for the opposite, that conservatives DON’T frame the argument as creationism vs. evolution. You’ve said that conservatives don’t disagree with evolution, only with abiogenesis. So please, show me any cite which describes the forming of the first organic molecules, billions of years ago, followed by natural evolution into our current forms, by a self-professed creationist.

And in any case, how? If it is a conspiracy to mock and degrade the mouth-breathing community, how was it done? How was the plan distributed amongst the conspirators? How is it that it remained secret for, lo, these many years? And who first discovered this nefarious plot to simultaneously promote ignorance and mock its victims?

Wait a minute! Could it be…could it be!..that the discover of this scheme is amongst us, our very own? Could it be that the mask was ripped off this ghastly plot by our very own Starving Artist, but he is too modest and self-effacing to tell us so?

Is he soon to be whisked away to travel from Hannity to Beck to Malkin? Lionized and lauded by Bozell, Breitbart, and Limbaugh? We can say without fear of contradiction, that we were here at the birth, the moment of creation. That we, and we alone, brought this into being! And then we can go and get really, really stinking drunk!

Actually, I think he has previously pinned the genesis of moral dissolution down to nigh on 1964.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Call it **SA’s **own personal version of Special Creation.
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Criminy, I’ve been laughing so hard at the idiocy I haven’t been able to compose a post. Got rum and coke in my keyboard and all. What a marvelous riot of stupidity and both deliberate and unconscious mendacity.

Ah, Starkers old buddy, you are such a precious, precious ass. Keep it up, I need some more good laughs.

Au naturellement:

I’ll certainly have to be, before I voluntarily read another post of his.

Via our Keith Olbermann Decoder Rings, of course.

Nothing yet? Perhaps no evidence that pre-dates 1925? With all the purported low hanging fruit, I expected something by now.

Or maybe he finally realized that his very premise made conservatives look extraordinarily intellectually weak.

Well, he’s still amassing his onslaught of citation and evidence. But boy! just you wait! This new Microsoft upgrade will have tons of features and…

I’m waiting for the price of cites to come down during the pre-Christmas sales.

No, it’s the liberals that are at fault, they’re ALWAYS at fault. You confused him with your big words, educated logic, and fancy city talk; you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yeah! Words didn’t used to be so big, and stuff.

Remember when Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious came out?
1964.
That was the first shot in the Homosexual Agenda of word lengthenizing.
Like many youths of the time, I was SOLID for Barry Goldwater, until ‘supercal’ emerged.
Turned me into a Great Society lover and likely helped LBJ win in a landslide.
Disney messed us up StarvingArtist’s agenda real good with that flic.

And don’t forget - who sang that song in the movie. Julie Andrews. And where is she from?

Just the same country that that band from Liverpool who destroyed the fabric of the good old USA when they toured the USA in 1965, THE VERY NEXT YEAR after the film Mary Poppins came out.

Coincidence? I think not. Any reasonable person would come to the same conclusions.

The Repub Tea Baggers are still at it. I live in Dearborn and have found out , through Sharron Angle, I live under Sharia Law. I did not know that. I don’t remember voting for that.

Nah, he just had some things to deal with in real life and didn’t have time for posting to the board for a while. Plus after that he lost interest in the thread. Plus it would have been a waste of time anyway and only led to more bullshit hair-splitting. Still, given that some of the thread’s posters seem genuinely to want evidence of how the left continually portrays the question of life on earth as being one of evolution vs. creation rather than one of abiogenesis vs. creation, I’ll provide a one-stop shopping link that will allow the genuinely interested reader the ability to peruse approximately 9,410,000 cites raising the issue in just that way and judge for him or herself how many of those are from leftist vs. conservative sites.

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