# Fuck you, Czarcasm, for locking my thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744 "2007-12-20T19:30:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/1 "2007-12-20T19:30:08Z")

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[Over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=448415&page=2) , Moderator Czarcasm locks and closes a thread in which I ask a legitimate question and several people discuss it. The question was half factual - it this legal? - and half opinion - Do you think people will freak out? It’s a legitimate question and is not stupid, but this Moderator, taking after his idol Tubadiva and the other moderators around here that do their best to be as rude as possible to posters and to alienate as many people as possible, has to fit in an insult - “Stupid Question.”

Fuck you. It’s not a stupid question. I defended it about 10 or 15 times in the thread, victoriously proving that it’s _not_ an unreasonable practice against idiot posters who made \*\*ridiculous \*\* comparisons to model rocketry and hobbies involving chemicals and glue.

You have absolutely no call to declare that question “stupid.” I see OP’s that are ridiculous stupid on here **every day** and nobody ridicules them or locks their thread. You had no reason to lock that thread, which was still in mid-discussion. In particular, I was looking forward to more discussion from people who have had issues with other hobbyist items like knitting needles since 9/11.

This isn’t a drive-by, either. Bring it on! I’ll defend that OP to any poster, above-the-law Mod or otherwise.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/2 "2007-12-20T19:33:15Z")

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I missed you, sunshine!!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/3 "2007-12-20T19:35:49Z")

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Sure it’s a stupid question. It’s a stupid question because the answer was obvious. You knew it ahead of time.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/4 "2007-12-20T19:37:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …a thread in which I ask a legitimate question…  
> …It’s a legitimate question and is not stupid…  
> …Fuck you. It’s not a stupid question…

To borrow a line used many years ago on this board, repeating something does not make it true. Life is not like Beetlejuice.

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**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/5 "2007-12-20T19:37:44Z")

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If I put on a ski mask and attempt to make a withdrawl at my local bank, will anyone freak out?

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/6 "2007-12-20T19:39:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
Sure it’s a stupid question. It’s a stupid question because the answer was obvious. You knew it ahead of time.  
[/QUOTE]

Why would you say this? I barely EVER fly. I think I’ve flown once or twice since 9/11. I wasn’t even aware of these weird liquid bands until recently. I wanted to know if I was legally permitted to carry that stuff onboard or if it was banned, and then on an opinion level if others thought that would be problematic. Since it isn’t banned, **I still really don’t think it would or should be a problem and am probably going to do it when I fly this Saturday**. If anyone wonders what it is, I’ll show them how I can make a little LED flash or make a little buzzer squawk, and they’ll probably be delighted.

It’s NOT a stupid question.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/7 "2007-12-20T19:40:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Malodorous]  
If I put on a ski mask and attempt to make a withdrawl at my local bank, will anyone freak out?  
[/QUOTE]  
To use VCO3’s logic, all you need to do is explain to the manager that you’re an avid skiier, and there shouldn’t be a problem.

ETA: \*\* VCO3\*\*, I recommend having the circuit board with a light flashing when you pull it out to work on it. I’m sure everyone will be delighted.

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/8 "2007-12-20T19:41:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Malodorous]  
If I put on a ski mask and attempt to make a withdrawl at my local bank, will anyone freak out?  
[/QUOTE]

There’s nothing inherently threatening or criminal about a tiny circuit board and some chips. **There’s exponentially more electronics in the laptops and cell phones that other people will be using on the plane**. Why would mine be a problem?

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/9 "2007-12-20T19:41:22Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
Since it isn’t banned, **I still really don’t think it would or should be a problem and am probably going to do it when I fly this Saturday**.  
[/QUOTE]  
Oh, wow. :eek: Good luck to you, honey!

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/10 "2007-12-20T19:42:50Z")

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Do you understand the difference between your posts when you sound like total douche, and your posts when you sound like a normal, sometimes insightful, regular person?

Because, I do with my own posts. I just try not to whine about it when I called out on the former.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/11 "2007-12-20T19:43:02Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
There’s nothing inherently threatening or criminal about a tiny circuit board and some chips.  
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Yes, but common sense like that has nothing to do with airplane security.

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/12 "2007-12-20T19:43:36Z")

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I eagerly await the results. VCO3, **please** let us know how your trip went…

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/13 "2007-12-20T19:43:45Z")

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I knew without reading the OP that it was a stupid question (based on the thread title). Reading the OP, especially

> [@](#):
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> I realize in a post-9/11 world, this is asking for trouble. I can see the headlines now; “Plane Diverted…“It looked like he was building a bomb”…etc.”

so did you.

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/14 "2007-12-20T19:43:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Do you understand the difference between your posts when you sound like total douche, and your posts when you sound like a normal, sometimes insightful, regular person?

Because, I do with my own posts. I just try not to whine about it when I called out on the former.  
[/QUOTE]

WHAT? What is douchey about asking a basic question in GQ? Are you kidding me!?

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/15 "2007-12-20T19:46:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
I knew without reading the OP that it was a stupid question (based on the thread title). Reading the OP, especially  
so did you.  
[/QUOTE]

Well, I was thinking about how a potential misunderstanding could turn into something like that - but I’m going to do everything in my power to keep that from happening, including declaring it at the baggage check, showing and explaining to the flight attendants beforehand, making friends with my seat-mates and letting them know what I’m doing, etc.

I mean, let’s be honest - I’m a clean-cut white American citizen that will be wearing a business suit. I so don’t fit the profile of “terrorist” - or even the average person’s mental misconception of the turban-wearing “turrist” - that I don’t think anyone will feel threatened.

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**Author:** ![jacquilynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jacquilynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacquilynne)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/16 "2007-12-20T19:46:51Z")

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Oh, please. There are only two alternatives here:

1. You already know how incredibly stupid the idea of bringing electronics components onto a plane is, because, after all, you can clearly read and have been alive and not living in a small, electricity free quonset hut in outer Uzbekistan for the last five years, and you posted the question anyway looking for exactly the kind of ‘What are you? An idiot?’ responses that you got.

2. You’re actually so stupid that you didn’t know the answer to your question.

If you want to discuss the ridiculousness of security policy, or even what hobbies might or might not be affected by them, there are better ways to start and continue the thread than with the kind of disingenuousness you used.

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/17 "2007-12-20T19:48:42Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
**I still really don’t think it would or should be a problem and am probably going to do it when I fly this Saturday**. If anyone wonders what it is, I’ll show them how I can make a little LED flash or make a little buzzer squawk, and they’ll probably be delighted.

[/QUOTE]

I’ll bet you a donut that more folks freak out about the buzzer going off than stand there and look delighted. Good luck flying with this stuff on Saturday. I look forward to reading about your adventure here in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/18 "2007-12-20T19:48:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Dorjän]  
I eagerly await the results. VCO3, **please** let us know how your trip went…  
[/QUOTE]

I don’t think they have email connectivity in Guantanamo Bay.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/19 "2007-12-20T19:49:25Z")

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Whatever you do, don’t try and see if the circuit board fits in your shoe after it’s assembled.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-czarcasm-for-locking-my-thread/430744/20 "2007-12-20T19:50:17Z")

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